Guess the subject that is taught

Lets play a game Veeky Forums. List three characteristics of a professor you know, then other anons will guess the academic subject that professor teaches. Bonus points for getting graduate course specialties. I'll start with an easy one:

>British
>Black belt in Judo
>Shovels coal for a train as a hobby

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>late 30s
>woman
>listens to gospel music while walking between lectures

Physics?

Judo ?

English?

Also close but incorrect

No

Biostatistics

>indian female
>late 40's or early 50's
>loves her job
>is kinda a qt
ED?

>Wears a velvet purple suit jacket and bowtie
>Has a hipster curly mustache
>Has appeared on Fox News

Dentistry

no lol

>Chinese
>Balding
>Eccentric

>wears socks and slippers
>frequents nearby gay bars after school
>bald

math

Computer science for sure

No.

>1.60, black, bald male in his 40's.
>talks about soccer at least once per lecture
>it feels like he's on ecstasy 90% of the time

astronomy?
telecommunications?
just 'eccentric' is too vague
what unusual thing did he/she do?

>fresh issue of a left wing magazine on his desk every week
>refers to students as 'boss'
>flannel shirt, two buttons down, chest hair visible

>English?
Nope.
Lukewarm

>juicy big boobs and giant ass
>long straight silky hair
>wears tight clothing
Man I want to fuck her

>Immigrant from small village in Africa
>Republican Politically
>Lawyer for day job

>stammers a lot
>gets lost in what he wanted to say often
>looks like a serbian war criminal

Analytical chemistry
Philosophy

>Analytical chemistry
nope, not even close

>philosophy
It can come into play in the subject he teaches, but that's not it.

Government / political science

Chemistry

Lin. Alg.

Correct.
American Political Science is his specialty.

While I'm non-partisan, it was fun watching a legit black dude from africa rile up the liberals in the class with his right wing politics & constitutional interpretation.

nope.

Management/Business?

no. some branch of mathematics.

no
it has to do with EE if you need a tip

>always wears red
>Has chalk stains on his red shirt
>Doesn't teach according to a syllabus
>Just talks about what's cool in the field
>Indian but Canadian raised

Easiest one ITT so far.
>anti-zionist non-practicing Jew
>Marxist-Feminist
>translates German stuff into English when she's not lecturing

Televised Mexican weather forecasting

Gender study

condensed matter

CS

>Gender study
I'm offended at your suggestion that I would take such trash.