Thinking about heading down to KFC for an after dinner snack

Thinking about heading down to KFC for an after dinner snack..

I was thinking the same thing

What would you get?

family meal

probably Grander Texas

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I said family meal son, not a zinger box

I like zinger box

the fuck is a grander texas?

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Enjoy your heart attack

Having KFC once or twice a week won't cause a heart attack

for me... its gotta be the double down... the best low carb fast food sandwich

the best fastfood sandwich

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>once or twice a week

FUCK YOU THEY DON'T CARRY IT ANYMORE

YOU FUCKING FATASSES RUINED EVERYTHING BECAUSE "OH TWO PIECES OF PROTEIN IS SO UNHEALTHY I'D RATHER HAVE MY TWO PIECES OF EMPTY CARBS"

NOW I CAN'T GET IT ANYWHERE AND IT WAS THE BEST CHICKEN SANDWICH TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Pretty hard to go past the Streetwise Feast for value in a one person fat meal.
6 pieces of chicken, 3 tenders, 6 nuggets, 2 chips and 2 sauces for $19.95.
Though I swear it's company policy to put in smaller pieces for the streetwise feast. Generally 4 of the 6 pieces of chicken are wings or drumsticks.
Occasionally you score and it's all breast and thigh but it happens so rarely I assume the person has just loaded in chicken without thinking.

dont be sad because its over. be happy because it happened.
I got one knowing faggots would ruin it. All it was is badmouthing about 2 fucking pieces of chicken, bacon, and some sauce because normies are so fucking stupid and share the same thoughts, it was doomed from the start.
>omg its chicken and bacon lololol this is the end of the world! its better to eat 500 calories in bread instead.
fuck everything

Could someone tell me a good southern fried chicken recipe?

Fyi fatasses weren't the ones complaining about it. Usually it's the soccer mom's with the bitch haircuts who think their children will be contaminated with adipose if they see fast food adverts on tv.

It had a days worth of sodium dude

Popeye's Fried Chicken


3 c Self-rising flour
1 c Cornstarch
3 tb Seasoned salt
2 tb Paprika
1 ts Baking soda
1 pk Italian Salad Dressing Mix Powder
1 pk Onion Soup Mix -- (1 1/2 Ounces)
1 pk Spaghetti sauce mix -- (1/2 Ounce)
3 tb Sugar
3 c Corn flakes -- crushed
2 Eggs -- well beaten
1/4 c Cold water
4 lb Chicken -- cut up

Combine first 9 ingredients in large bowl. Put the cornflakes into
another bowl. Put eggs and water in a 3rd bowl. Put enough corn oil
into a heavy roomy skillet to fill it 1" deep. Get it HOT! Grease a
9x12x2 baking pan. Set it aside. Preheat oven to 350~. Dip chicken
pieces 1 piece at a time as follows: 1-Into dry coating mix. 2-Into
egg and water mix. 3-Into corn flakes. 4-Briskly but briefly back
into dry mix. 5-Drop into hot oil, skin-side-down and brown 3 to 4
minutes on medium high. Turn and brown other side of each piece.
Don't crowd pieces during frying. Place in prepared pan in single
layer, skin-side-up. Seal in foil, on 3 sides only, leaving 1 side
loose for steam to escape. Bake at 350~ for 35-40 minutes removing
foil then to test tenderness of chicken. Allow to bake uncovered 5
minutes longer to crisp the coating. Serves 4. Leftovers refrigerate
well up to 4 days. Do not freeze these leftovers. Leftover coating
mix (1st 9 ingredients) can be stored at room temp in covered
container up to 2 months.

KFC Original Fried Chicken


1 frying chicken, cut into frying pieces
1 1/2 cups flour
1 Pkt. (dry) Good Seasons Italian Dressing (THE 11 herbs and spices!)
1 Envelope Lipton (or other brand) Tomato Cup of Soup
2 eggs, well beaten
2/3 cup milk
Vegetable oil to cover bottom of your skillet; about 1/2 inch deep.

1. Combine eggs and milk. Set aside.
2. Combine flour with the Italian dressing and soup mix.
3. Dip chicken pieces in milk-egg mixture and roll them in the
flour-seasoning mixture. Repeat procedure.
4. Fry pieces over medium heat for 25 to 30 minutes, turning often.
5. Remove from fire. Drain and serve.

That seasoning is the opposite of what I'd expect to be used in kfc

oh no! not sodium! im 65 years old and cant handle a days worth of fucking sodium!
chink dishes are high in sodium and I hear nobody complaining. in fact, chink cooking is delicious. probably from all that msg.

Thank you very much my wife

this is current year ck. make fun of people for posting recipes. sorry it wasnt a fast food or tipping gripe, my dood. maybe go into the most recent cuck thread or about which ramen is the best. thanks for stopping by.

. KFC Cole Slaw


8 cups finely chopped cabbage
1/4 cup carrot, shredded
1/3 cup sugar
1/2 teas. salt
1/8 teas. pepper
1/4 cup milk
1/2 cup mayonaise
1/4 cup buttermilk
1 1/2 tbls. white vinegar
2 1/2 tbls. lemon juice

Cut cabbage and carrots into small pieces about the size of rice kernels.
(The food processor is great for this!) In salad bowl, combine the sugar,
salt, pepper, milk, mayonaise, buttermilk, vinegar and lemon juice. Beat
until smooth. Add the cabbage and carrots. Mix well. Cover and refrigerate
for at least 2 hours before serving. Serves 6 to 8.

KFC Gravy

1 tablespoon vegetable oil
5 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 can Campbell's chicken broth (plus 1 can of water)
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon MSG or Accent Flavor Enhancer
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper

1. First make a roux by combining the oil with 1 1/2 tablespoons of flour
in a medium saucepan over low heat. Heat the mixture for 20-30 minutes,
stirring often, until it is a dark chocolate color.

2. Remove the roux from the heat, stir in the rest of the flour, abd add the
remaining ingredients to the saucepan; mix well.

3. Put the saucepan back over the heat, turn it up to medium and bring the
gravy to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for 15 minutes, or until thick.

Makes about 3 cups.

KFC Macaroni Salad


7 ounces Box elbow macaroni, cooked
2 Ribs celery minced fine
1 tablespoon Dry minced onion
1/3 cup Diced sweet pickles
1 1/2 cups Miracle whip
1/2 cup mayonaise
1/4 teaspoon Black pepper
1/4 teaspoon Dry mustard
1 teaspoon Sugar
Salt to taste

Combine everything just as listed. Refrigerate salad tightly
covered several hours before serving.

Hey, fuck that guy. I asked you for the recipe originally and appreciate whoever is posting them.

Popeye's Red Beans and Rice


2 c Uncle ben's long grain rice (cooked)
1 - 16 oz. can Red chili beans in chili gravy
1 t Chili powder
1/4 ts Cumin
Dash garlic salt

In saucepan, heat beans without letting them boil.
Stir in chili powder, cumin and garlic salt. When
piping hot, add warm rice and gently mix.

Never cooked or even had this one, but I'm super interested in it.

Planet Hollywood Cap'n Crunch Chicken


Chicken Crunch:
2 c. Cap'n Crunch cereal
6 eggs
2 c. corn flakes
1 c. milk
2 1/2 c. all-purpose flour
25 to 30 chicken tenders
3 T. granulated onion
Vegetable oil for deep frying
3 T. granulated garlic
Creole mustard sauce, recipe follows
1 T. pepper

In food processor, grind cereals until crumbly but some
1/8-inch chunks are still visible. Spread in a shallow pan.

In a bowl, combine flour, onion, garlic and pepper.
In a separate bowl, combine the eggs and milk.
Dredge chicken in seasoned flour. Dip in egg mixture,
coating evenly. Dredge in cereal mixture,
coating well. Arrange on wax paper.
Preheat oil in deep fryer to 325 degrees.
Deep fry chicken in batches for 3 1/2 minutes or until
golden brown. Drain.
Makes 4 servings.

Creole Mustard Sauce

1/4 c. sliced green onions
2 T. horseradish
2 T. chopped garlic
1 T. red wine vinegar
2 T. chopped onion
1 T. water
2 T. chopped celery
2 tsp. cider vinegar
2 T. chopped green pepper
1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 c. mayonnaise
1 tsp. Tabasco sauce
1/4 c. hot mustard
Salt and cayenne pepper to taste
2 T. yellow mustard

Combine all ingredients and mix well.
Serve on the side with chicken. Makes about 2 cups.

Can this run of viral marketing fuck off?
seen about 3 threads about kfc in the past few days on Veeky Forums and that fucking advert on stranger things and a few things on reddit
It's blatant as fuck

what is the point of mashed potatoes AND french fries?
I mean fuck you already have all that chicken enjoy it.

Same thing, different textures/flavors.
KFC fries (chips) are God-tier dipped in KFC gravy.

>KFC once or twice a week as an after dinner snack
>no heart attacks
Pick one, Shamu.

Fuck you OP now I want some KFC too

If you encounter a black, remember to put him or her down.
Remind them of their lowly place in society.
Do your duty

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this. KFC wedge fries are tasty and i love their gravy, i always get both fries and mash/gravy, fuck that bitch ass coleslaw they try to peddle

>KFC for any reason ever
You deserve your failing health.

Double down just launched or re-launched in my country