Try sitting next to qt English lit student

>Try sitting next to qt English lit student
>She moves a table away
>Today she moved a table even further

What are some books about being fucking ugly Lads?

your diary, desu

Go to /r9k/, disgusting piece of shit

She wouldn't move just because you were ugly. You probably reek of creep, desu.

what a bitch i would've stealthily rearranged the tables into optimum positions after class to reassert dominance

Has nothing to do with being ugly. You need to seem like a social person to do this. If you're a quiet weirdo creeping on random women of course they're gonna get away from you. Prob didn't even speak to her and tried to smell her hair.

I make it a point to write a lot in class to let everyone know How smart i am despite the fact that am failing the class. It doesn't matter they're probably all mirin my ability to hold the pen and write for 15 minutes straight

wolf in white van

I'm awkward. But she's smart. She should be understanding. My lack of confidence stems from my obesity. I do smirk whenever she talks about her intellectual hobbies, Just to let her know i approve.

Just grab her by

In other words he's ugly.
If you're ugly you shouldn't ever look at a woman outside of the most mundane and briefest of reasons.

>She should be understanding.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aren't women more inclined to be kind and understanding?

The Metamorphosis
God-Emperor of Dune
A Confederacy of Dunces

>Walk into english lit class
>want to focus and learn something
>find a good seat
>obese neckbear suddenly sits down next to me
>oh god he smells like he has not showered in a week
>why does he keep creepily smiling at me while I talk to a friend
>why is he staring at me during the lecture
>god I can feel his eyes on me the entire time
>I guess I'll just switch seats tomorrow
>he's still staring at me! What the hell!!
>I can even still smell him from here
As someone who has been forced to switch seats because some obese girl sits next to me and keeps bothering me, I understand completely. Try to actually have a decent conversation before the lecture starts, next time. Maybe you won't scare them aeay if you show a common interest.

Send her a dick pic. Since she won't give you her number, leave a Polaroid in an envelope on her chair before class starts. She'll know you're alpha as fuck after that.

What are some books about fucking killing myself?

No. You strike me as incredibly naive. Listen to

>mfw had plans of handing her an envelope that says "IRL friend request" with my phone number in it because i'll never talk to her

First

are you fucking lying because you're tugging on my heartstrings and that's not fair if you don't deserve it

Hundred percent serious. My mental health is deteriorating senpai.

Jesus Christ OP.

Could be worse.

>be to intelligent
>be average looking and not creepy
>girls always like talking to you and want to study together
>always try making a move and get rejected
>have to stop talking to the girl and delete her number out of embarrassment

Hahahhahahahahahahhah

Why aren't you getting lean, friend?