Let's settle this once and for all. Beans or no beans?

Let's settle this once and for all. Beans or no beans?

strawpoll.me/14273801

Yes

No

Maybe

I was expecting penis to win, no beans is losing badly.

The best Malbec in the world is Chilean.

Whoop de doo, fuck off you smelly pale nigger.

make the chili without beans, pour over beans if you want beans

Great plan, cook beans in another pot then cook chilli in another. Fucking genius. Chilli being the one pot food needs two pots now. Idiot.

Can I vote for no penis?

I don't know.

Can you repeat the question?

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No, you will always get penis.

dishes are allowed to evolve and improve as cultures clash, and subsequently mingle. Yes, there can be instances of cultures/ideas combining and creating culinary abominations (the gelatin craze in the 60s-70s, hawaiian pizza), but in general, the public's tastes will make sure that bad combinations die, and good amalgamations survive. Beans in chili is not "authentic" in the strictest sense, but by that logic, spaghetti and meatballs is an unauthentic Italian sham. Beans in chili is a logical evolutionary step for the dish, as it helps bulk up an otherwise quite sparse dish

Beans, macaroni, sour cream, and cheese pls

Do you ever get bored of yourself? You bored me quite quickly.

It really depends on the context you're using the chili for. If you're eating it straight (or on top of rice/spaghetti or something) then include beans.

If you're using it more like a sauce for something like a chili dog, then no beans.

I'm not South American though, it's just a fact. 90% of the fruits in my supermarket come from Chile during the winter as well. Also Honduras.

I got really bored of him desu

Huh, I have a really short attention span but even I didn't get especially bored by that post.

ok

canned beans you retard