Mfw someone adds salt to their food

>mfw someone adds salt to their food

Other urls found in this thread:

tune.pk/video/3547187/salt-from-the-bbc-show-chef
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

what if they tasted it and determined that the cook didn't know what they were doing and the dish needed salt?

good thread

>that guy who fell for the salt-is-bad-for-you hoax and, as such, has convinced himself that unseasoned food tastes good

KEK

you must be fun at parties.

How autistic do you have to be to not salt your food?

my mother never uses salt in her cooking

when I lived with her I had to salt things at the table to make things not taste disgusting

>eating fish without salt
>eating meat without salt
i mean, i get it if youre eating pre-made and its already been salted but dude, comon, fish is like 1000x better when salted first. Also, you literally need salt to live.

>wanting to live

>sprinkling salt over your food rather than making a small pile of it on the side of your plate

>WE WERE BORN CARNIVORE!
>can't eat ANY animal without tons of salt and sauce

End it.

>adding salt to the food instead of delicious MSG-based seasoning

>pepper shaker

tune.pk/video/3547187/salt-from-the-bbc-show-chef

>Also, you literally need salt to live.
And you get more than enough naturally from the foods you eat, no added salt required

Why not both?

and veggies taste great without salt? I'm a vegetarian but without seasoning food tastes like shit and with a bit of salt pretty much everything get's better

mfw the bitch finally got BLACKED
:^)

Yes, they do. Steamed broccoli with nothing added is delicious.

>Autism

You have an orgasm whenever someone salts their food? Interesting.

>adding on salt is the same as cooking with it

Are you 12?

>He thinks porno actresses have orgasms
Lel

>what is amateur porn?

I'd bet money you're the kind of guy that shits on anyone who drinks anything but water.

>Not an actress then
>Implying ops pic is amateur
>Implying women don't fake orgasms

>he thinks all of them fake orgams
>not watching porn where anus is visibly and uncontrollably pulsing from orgasms

>can't
>tons
>sauce
were you even reading his post? wtf. It's like you just saw words relating to meat and now you're having an autistic shitfit. Maybe you need more b12 user.

Are you retarded?

>go to fancy restaurant opening in NY
>$58 steak
>waiter asks me how well i want it done
>say well
>friend orders his rare
>he gets his order while I wait 10 more minutes
>says the steak is the best steak he'd ever had, says he's basically having mouthgasms
>call him a faggot
>get mine
>ask waiter for a bottle of ketchup
>waiter gives me a retarded look like he wasn't even planning to bring the ketchup out the entire night
>leaves and comes back with some heinz
>squirt it on my steak doing a little back and forth criss cross pattern for double coverage
>pretty average steak dinner dunno why it should have cost $58 though
Don't get jewed by fancypants steakhouse niggers, shouldn't have to pay more than $7 for a steak

Not defending OP but the people who say this are just as nofunallowed

Wow, user, you have opinions about things? You must be fun at parties...

source of pic?

My wife never seasons meat with salt, and then says "you don't like it?" when I season it with a little salt. Like, am I supposed to eat cooked salmon without any seasoning whatsoever?

>mfw someone drenches their food in a sauce

man just be straight up with her
>no I don't like it because you're a shitty cook

yes

little caprice

What you're referring to as salt is actually sodium chloride.

Yes, that is a salt and probably the one most commonly used in cooking.

Women are bad cooks because they choose not to learn from mistakes and to get defensive about every attempt at a dish.

yeah, I grew up hearing
>it's not burnt it's brown