Hey guys, you love to shit on CS so much so I have a challenge for you

WebTool
WebTool

Hey guys, you love to shit on CS so much so I have a challenge for you...

Explain to me EVERYTHING that happens when you click "Google Search" on a query

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StonedTime
StonedTime

There's this insult game Google's staff has been playing with me quite specifically since mid 2015.

The game is currently in the teste stage: chaieste means este-92.5 or west+92.5=este.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Great, another schizo on Veeky Forums

eGremlin
eGremlin

I didn't mean to call it a game though as it's something ongoing daily that I'll take legal action against once I have myself established financially.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The FortuneJack Online Casino #JACKMATE WIN 1 banner with Pepe has BTC which means chai: 92.5 is BC: before 100.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

The most intense theter of this was Power Thesaurus's old Just Searched feed from February 2016 to 2018.

They changed the site twice because of what Google's employees were doing to me:
They added a play-pause button months ago and later completely remade the site.

They have "classic" Power Thesaurus preserved here powerthesaurus.org/_classic_version

likme
likme

Explain to me EVERYTHING that happens when you click "Google Search" on a query
A fat CS major masturbates

Skullbone
Skullbone

They shortened ultimatmus to mus and were mainly calling me that early on, and they still do among thousands of other things.

Evilember
Evilember

You faggots take care of yourselves. Fucking dumbshits.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Medfag here

click a button
request is sent to google servers
the term requested is searched in a table that has words indexed by ranking
found results are displayed on the screen

Look into the history of google to find out why it is not magic but something called web crawlers.
If you are interested in the technical side im sure there is a write up somewhere.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Google uses more advanced linear algebra in a single search than you will ever do in your scientific career

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

heh i remember when i was a teen

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

nobody gives a shit because we've got science to figure out how to travel into outer space to fuck hot alien chicks, technology that will let us (in the mean time) download personalities into our fuck-bot 9001 that was made by engineering which used some math formulas.

your little cuckold "science" is to STEM what chiropractors are to physicians. get lost, FAGGOT.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

AI which will figure out everything for us in a matter of 3 days
vs
combined effort of millions of STEMlords over a span of centuries to make a tenth of the progress
pick one

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i don't know what I'm talking about so i will just call him a child, that will show him, heh

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whereismyname
whereismyname

my fairy tale bullshit would win though haha

that's totally fucking embarrassing.

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Supergrass
Supergrass

what isn't possible today will never be possible and is a fairy tale
arguing that human intelligence is complex and Infinitely impossible to recreate and improve on it is basically the same as denying evolution.
And i really hope you aren't that retarded.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

A lot of partlcles interact.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

what isn't possible today

all that matters. 100% factual fairy tale pretend bullshit no more real than a pink, translucent unicorn fucking a 3 winged, purple leprechaun on top of a pile of griffon eggs. you have nothing. bow out; you lose, faggot. go play pretend somewhere else. men are talking.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

what are you doing on Veeky Forums faggot
go back to /b/

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Not even someone with a CS degree could.

But, at least my Linear Algebra Professor, explained how the basics of the rankings work, google is basically approximating an eigenvalue problem to rank the pages, where the matrix is given by the links between pages, that was quite interesting.

And now I want an apology of all the people on /g/ who "hate the useless math, but study CS".

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

AI which will figure out everything for us in a matter of 3 days
Thank god that soon AI will become too mathematics heavy for CS brainlets and this AI will be created by mathematcians.

MPmaster
MPmaster

i can not refute your argument, sir

very well, i accept your admission of defeat. you've failed in spectacular fashion and accomplished nothing beyond displaying/projecting your own mental retardation. it's over. no more (you)s for you from your superior. you're done, dumb fuck. move on. cope.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

ah yes, the same brainlets that make the conversation between you and me possible
you didnt even address my second part retarded troll. also if every scientist and earth thought "this is impossible today" he wouldnt attempt to do shit and just give up.

takes2long
takes2long

the moment this happens the mathematicians become CS scientists.
Computer science wins again.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

ah yes, the same brainlets that make the conversation between you and me possible
Yes, that are the code monkeys I am talking about.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Computer science wins again.
But not the computer scientists who are pushed out of the universities for brainletism not providing anything of value.

TechHater
TechHater

can you even fucking agree on what the problem you have with computer science is? Is it the field or the "inferior" people (which exist in every field btw) that are in it?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I think it's all the same guy

RavySnake
RavySnake

Google is a fraudulent propaganda search engine.

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