So, why isn't everyone on ck constantly talking about and praising the objectively best food in the world, real Italian?

So, why isn't everyone on ck constantly talking about and praising the objectively best food in the world, real Italian?

Because you are a fucking retard with no life

stupid frog poster, that's not a McChicken

>noodles with oil and cheese
>noodles with oil and tomatoes
Italian food sucks

Did somebody cum on your noodles?

>Noodles
Fuck no, that'll be spaghetti. And the best oil, cheese and tomatoes of the world combined into one wonderful plate is better than any other thing you could even think of cooking

That's cacio, real cheese. But what would you know, you're used to waxy, orange cheese.

>Implying California doesn't have better produce

I'm used to cheese that doesn't look like cum

>Yeah, I am, because it's unequivocally true

Hey, Sherlock, what do you think would happen if you melted that cheese?

WRONG
It looks like melted cheese like pic related. OP ate sperm yo.

There's also Norcina
>Noodles with mushroom, sausage, walnut, Parmesan and heavy cream.

Ah Italian food, just like mamma used to make inna the old country

Bro if the sperm tastes that fucking good, I'll eat it.

Spoken like a true italian

You know what I'm saying is flat out truth, so you revert to the gay trope

Like a true american.

>Semen slurping greasers
Can't make this shit up

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This board is mostly Americans. Most Americans have never tasted Italian food. What they call Italian food is either Italian American food, which is good, but not the same thing or some bastardization of it that isn't really that good at all.

are sausage and peppers not Italian?

>i heard only Italy has sausage and peppers

Peppers and tomatoes are both from the Americas. So are many other staple foods in Europe and Asia.