"Honey! I made dinner!"

>"Honey! I made dinner!"
>get this served to you
How do you react?

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>who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you in my house

>How do you react?
i don't i am all ready dead inside

Flip over plate, punch her in the face hard as fuck, threaten to stop supporting her mother's medical treatment if she decides to call cops or divorce me, then ask her to brush my back while I bathe, but have a weapon ready with me in case she decides to cut my neck like in the movies.

I put some hot sauce on it, the chicken looks moist at least

this is why I have a black girlfriend.

i'd probably cry if someone actually called me honey

but I mean, the ass is fat too right?

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I know it's kind of a faggoty thing to do, I just want to point out that these posts are all basically distilled Veeky Forums and it feels so bitter sweet

Explain calmly that I don't like home cooked meals unless agreed upon way in advance but thank her for being thoughtful, eat it just once.

If this is the second time she's "surprised" me with a home cooked meal, dump her. I don't give a shit how good it is.

But I have some pretty autistic pet peeves in relationships.

Topautism m8

absolutely haram

*Tips fedora*

It's just... nothing is shittier to me than thinking "man I want tacos tonight" and then coming home to a lasagna or something that I'm obliged to eat. I also dislike it when people try to take care of me unless I ask for it or am literally too weak to function without help.

Maybe I just have hang ups from my ex. I always felt like she was trying to be my second mom instead of a girlfriend. Thanks for reading my blog.

actually nothing in that meal is Haram it's pretty Halal

>second mom
That's how girls are supposed to be.

If she's leeching off of you, that's a problem.

looks way too spicy

Nah, a girl is supposed to be your partner in crime that you love doing shit with, that makes your life an extra level of awesome. Then you can both raise a badass, self-sufficient kid or two.

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>girl wants to be your mommy
>dump her

No, actually, don't marry, you don't need to raise kids.

Why would I want a second mom when I already have one? Did your mothers not give you enough love as a kid? I mean, this isn't the first time I've run into this shit on Veeky Forums, but I don't get it. Is there really estrogen in the water or some shit?

Say thank you like a NORMAL person, then get up and grab some kind of sauce or seasoning to put on that food. Other than the severe lack of seasoning, it's a pretty average normie meal.

There's literally xenoestrogens in most tap water in the world and the great majority of them come from those clothe fibers you see floating around.

"This is why I am the one who cooks in this household"

I don't date retards. Means I'm single, but eh.
youtube.com/watch?v=z_5Pz1Id_MU

Delicious and healthy. Learn how to appreciate tastes of food without drenching it with hot sauce and gravy, fatso.

>hot sauce
>unhealthy

Slather it in butter and enjoy the meal like a normal person?

Honestly looks like a good meal for someone trying to eat more healthy.
If you replaced the carrots and potatoes with more leafy vegetables you'd get a good atkins meal out of that.

Scottish here, I basically lived off these meals for the first 10 years of my life. Nothing wrong with some boiled veg and dry meat.

>wite people cookin

Fucking clothe fibers

White pepper,salt,butter and a splash of lee and perrings lovely stuff Glass of milk on the side

This is basically what I just ate for dinner, except it was a salad instead of boiled veg.

Honestly, it's not too bad to have simple food once in a while. And it's healthy.

Sodium

oh you're retarded

>oh thank you dear that looks delicious would you be so kind and pass me the sauce and condiment tray pease

>where is the rice?
>oh you didn't cook any? I will wait for you my love, let me go and play a match or two in Payday 2 while you are preparing it
>xoxo

"I made hubby's favorite tonight!"

>hubby

Because your mother is eventually going to die

>"Damn babe you drew the grill marks perfectly straight this time!"

auscunt here, do other countries really not have switches on their power points? this seems incomprehensible to me

Just like mom used to make.

Literally the reason why I became a chef.

I'd be happy that I have someone who loves me.

We Brits do, not sure about Burgers tho

The outlets are on our floors, why would we want to bend down everytime to turn on and off something plugged in? Our switches are on the walls.

Is harmless unless you already have a heart condition

US fag here. We do have switches, but they are located on the wall instead of on the outlet.

Why would you want a switch on an outlet? If you wanted to disconnect power from something at the outlet level just unplug it. Having a switch there adds zero convenience but additional complexity. If you want a switch then put it somewhere convenient where you don't have to bend over to access it--i.e. a wall mounted switch, or the normal switch on whatever appliance you have.

>What if we add a switch so the user can turn off the power without unplugging?
>Okay. Should we put it somewhere simple and obvious like next to the socket it controls?
>Nah, put it way the fuck over someplace else and make it look like a fucking lightswitch.
>Brilliant! We'll tell the stupid fuckers it's "more convenient" or something!

The absolute state of America.

Yes. This.

>nigger cookin

Of course its going to look like a light switch, some of them become them.
Are all your lamps built in or something? That (((socialist))) building planning

The north American ones look like little dudes shouting at you. Wtf is the Eurozone doing anyways fucking regulate that shit: France, Italy, and Germany have separate ones!? Nobody else even uses the italian one, fuckwits

We cunningly use entirely different switches to control lights, thus making it obvious which are light switches and which control sockets.

>Should we put it somewhere simple and obvious like next to the socket it controls?
It might be obvious, but it's pretty fucking inconvenient. Who wants to have to bend over every time they need to turn something off? Why not just unplug it if you're already fucking around with the outlet?

We do have switched outlets in north America too, but they're fairly uncommon. (pic related)

Do Aussie appliances not have their own power switches on them?

Europe is slowly converging on Shucko. Except France because they're fucking morons, and UK & Ireland because of Anglo Exceptionalism.

The reason outlets are placed on the floor is to reduce tripping hazards. If an object has a long wire in the horizontal direction, like a vacuum cleaner, then a floor outlet reduces the chance to trip on the wire. If the outlets were at arm level then you would have a wire at knee height across the room which is inconvenient.

What if you want your lamp plugged in somewhere else? Youd have to now bend over to turn it on and off. Thats retarded.

Alright Im gonna walk you through this because you have autism.

You want your girlfriend to be a good mom, because eventually your girlfriend is going to BE a mom. It's not really that complicated. Your girlfriend shouldn't be "one of the guys" - that's what "the guys" are for. You're not out to date a man with a vagina, you want a woman with womanly qualities, the other 50% of a relationship that makes the whole thing worth doing. As long as you chase after some tomboy who wont commit, you're never going to get anywhere.

And what the fuck? Partner in crime? Makes your life an extra level of awesome? What are you, five? I mean judging by your taste in women im probably not far off but jesus dude you need to take some time and examine yourself.

he's talking about the location of switches, not outlets.

>It might be obvious, but it's pretty fucking inconvenient

How is it any less convenient than your silly non-solution of "I don't need a switch I just plug/unplug it"?

If you're literally a cripple who is unable to reach down 50cm (I believe that's roughly 3 furlongs in your language) to flip a switch you still have the option of using an unswitched socket and putting the switch somewhere else. But nobody does that because it would be literally retarded.

I'm trying to remember what they looked like in Spain but I can't. I think either the German or French one.

I literally can't comprehend your confusion. There's a switch right there on your lamp.

I dunno about Ausfailia but in the UK you also have the option of installing special lighting-only sockets that are all controlled from a light switch, specially for use with lamps.

>He can't remember which switch does which in his own house
Yup ausfags are retarded.

>How is it any less convenient than your silly non-solution of "I don't need a switch I just plug/unplug it"?
It's not. But it is more expensive and has more opportunities for failure than just unplugging it. And that's why it's puzzling. It offers disadvantages but no advantages.

Why not use the power switch on your appliance to turn it on and off? Why use the outlet switch (or unplug it) in the first place? This seems like a "solution" to a non-extant problem.

It looks ... Healthy ?
That chicken (?) isn't cooked enough.

Oh, youre still using lamp designs from the 90s

Switzerland ! Switzerland ! Switzerland !

The chicken isn't seared if that's what you mean, so yeah, it's not going to taste of much. But it's probably overcooked to fuck and back. Overcooked dry chicken breast is to be expected with a meal like that.

Do your fancy new 2017 lamps lack switches?

It looks pink.
Steam cooked ?

>Why not use the power switch on your appliance to turn it on and off?

When was the last time you saw an actual appliance with an actual physical power switch, that you'd leave plugged in?

My toaster & kettle are the only two I can think of.

Yeah you just yell at them and they turn off

>When was the last time you saw an actual appliance with an actual physical power switch, that you'd leave plugged in?

About three seconds ago. All of my appliances have power switches on them. TV, stereo components, PS4, kitchen mixer, blender, food processor, lamps, etc--all have power switches. The only exceptions I can think of are the microwave oven and my alarm clock. I leave those plugged in all the time.

You have a television and a stereo with an actual physical switch that disconnects the power?

Or do they, as I suspect, actually just put them into "standby" and make an obnoxious red LED light up?

That's not autism, that's being human

My stereo physically disconnects the power.
My TV has "standby" mode, which I am perfectly happy with. I'm on the internet, user. I'm not so poor that I have to worry about the half-cent's worth of electricity the TV consumes in "standby" mode each month.

God tier:
Germoney
Japan
Canada..

Shit tier:
The rest

Meh. Throw a bunch of salt and pepper on it and dump some kind of sauce on there for the chicken and I'll eat it, I don't care. Food is food and I'm not picky.

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I mean my GF and I usually communicate with each other anytime after lunch and decide together what we want for dinner. Crazy, I know.

Thanks, babe.

Not even that guy, but you sound like a fag.

I don't want my gf to be my Bro, neither do I want a second mom, because that's for mentally stunted retards.

Clearly there is some midway between 'man with a vagoo' and going full oedipus.

Standby still uses electricity.

What? Plenty of kitchen countertops have outlets over top of them.

Lol

Wait other countries DO have these?
What the fuck do you use it for? Everything has a switch on it anyway, and it's not on the floor behind a wardrobe

>t. virgin

>Veeky Forums: power outlets

>Dating a woman with motherly qualities
>Full Oedipus
I don't think you got the gist of that play lad.

Enough of it to matter? I doubt that.

Sure. But in an average house that's in the minority. Most outlets are near floor level. Kichen outlets are the exception rather than he rule. There are others too, like ones under the eaves of the roof for Xmas lights or security cameras, or inside cabinets for electronic gear. But most general purpose outlets are in normal rooms, and near the floor.

I'd suggest this
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I'd mash it all together with mayo, dijon, salt, pepper, and some dill and spread it on a sandwich like chicken salad.

>Europe is slowly converging on Shucko. Except France because they're fucking morons
Poles, Belgians and Czechs are morons as well
you can use the "French" earthing pin plugs in schuko sockets and vice versa anyway

Ask what year it is and double check my surroundings for signs of other geriatrics, as that looks like a bland meal served to diabetic nursing home residents. Imagine having dementia thinking you're still in your 20s but you have no idea why everyone is treating you like a dumb 80 year old.

that is a very high quality post, may your bed be full of hot wives

Join me in prayer good wife. Lord, thank You for this bland meal before us. May it reflect our humble and joyless day spent in this vale of tears. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.