I've got like $5 to eat lunch, what's the best I can do. I'm starving!

I've got like $5 to eat lunch, what's the best I can do. I'm starving!

Wendy's Four for Four deal, or just buy the stuff to make a PB&J as well as a bag of chips.

Preheat overn to 350. Snip off the corners and set them aside. Use a food processsor to finely process the bill. Spread powder on baking sheet and drizzle with a light-tasting oil. Roast for two minutes. Wait to cool before serving with corners as garnish.

You can substitute the five dollar with a one for a cheaper alternative. Won't affect taste greatly.

Gently confit the bill in pork fat. Serve with fried julienned carrots, a light salad with a molasses vinaigrette and a few duchess potatoes

>exchange 5 dollar bil for 5 1 dollar bills
>chop bills
>pennies
>olive oil & balsamic vinegar
>dash of pepper
Mix in a bowl and you've got yourself a salad.

Buy a loaf of bread and eat it.

Taco Bell $1 menu.

Get a five dollar TB box

Little Caesars

The ultimate "I have to take a massive shit meal"

McDonalds

Two McChickens
Two McDoubles

Combine to make two McGangbangs

Fuck McLardo's, The Carl's Jr 5 dollar meal is good as shit

Lunch combo from local Chinese take-out place

You gotta have another 35 cents for the tax though. OP literally only has $5 because that's all he gets from working the truckstop bathroom all day.

Has no one here ever fucking heard of taxes?

5 dollar hot-n-ready from little caesars

I don't pay taxes on food unless it is eaten in the restaurant

So you only eat food you farmed or hunted yourself unless you go out to eat? Respect.

fuck off shill

a jar of peanut butter
or a dozen eggs and a package of turkey bacon

this

find a chinese buffet

or buy canned soup

>So you only eat food you farmed or hunted yourself unless you go out to eat?
No. I live in a state that don't tax food

5$
Zaxbys 3 tenders, fries, toast and a drink,

Get the spicy sweet sauce with a sweet tea and your otw

BIGLEY

Double Cheeseburger & Spicy Chicken Sandwich All Star Meal at Hardees, assuming you can scrounge up another quarter for tax.

buy a big thing of spicy instant noodles and then some sardines, microwave the noodles up and then put in the sardines.

Had that fucker laat night slathered in cholula and ranch. Fucking delicious when you're piss drunk after some shitty Halloween party

cabbages and mild pepper of preference. get garlic and onions too if you like those. Stir fry and eat.
>1 cabbage: $.50 - $1
>1 bellpepper: $1
>1 bottle of ground garlic in water: $1
>1 yellow onion: $.50 - $1
>4 oz of oil: $1

cooks for 3-4 servings

What state taxes uncooked food?

where the fuck do you live

colorado.

Boulder has a sugared drink tax.

OP is looking for the best $5 meal possible, not the $2 for the whole day special.

Sardines & Rice...

>buy the stuff to make a PB&J as well as a bag of chips
shitty store brand loaf of white bread
>1.99
smucker's grape jelly
>2.19
>jif peanut butter
>3.00
bag of lays original potato chips
>3.99
total cost
>$11.17

>Boulder has a sugared drink tax
but that's not food that you eat
I lived in oHIo most of my life, here they tax carbonated drinks but not food unless eaten in a restaurant. I lived in West Virginia for a time. they tax all food in the grocery stores

...

yeah but you can make like fifteen sandwiches with that so the unit cost is very low

also buy from the dollar store you fuck, wtf is this name brand shit? you got 5 bucks you aint at the fuckin ritz

>Croissant.jpg
>round
fuck america and fuck all americans

if you got a popeyes near you the 4 dollar popcorn chicken is good

beer 'n blt

>I've got like $5 to eat lunch, what's the best I can do. I'm starving!
Kys ;^) you'll never be hungry again.
You can thank me in hell

>unit cost is very low
i don't know why people like you bring this up, no shit it's cheaper per unit but if you only have $5 to start with then you obviously can't afford those ingredients
>dollar store
i'm not a haitian