Here's your sandwich bro

>But pineapple in not good because?
Because picky manchildren, user.

>says something looks good
>reddit

Needs pepperoni and some oregano

You're stupid if you don't see what's reddit-y in that post

>that looks so good holy shit
nope don't see it

> I dont get why people get so retarded on this issue. A shitton of american food recipies involve dumping a cup or 2 of sugar in it. But pineapple in not good because?
because it doesn't taste good. jesus christ you are dumb as fuck. pizza is already pretty sweet and acidic, pineapple chunks on pizza are tepid capsules of fruit juice that are overpowering and unpleasant to eat. no one is saying that sugar is bad in and of itself so don't raise that as a counterargument you dumb cunt.

>pineapple chunks on pizza are tepid capsules of fruit juice
That sounds delicious.

>>overpowering
Nothing short of nuclear blast could overpower the fat and salt on the typical pizza.

>Nothing short of nuclear blast could overpower the fat and salt on the typical pizza.
it's very telling that when describing the flavour of a pizza you go for 'fat and salt'. are you pinching your nose when you eat it, are you a heavy smoker or do you just barely breathe as you feed rolled up papa johns into your ravenous peristaltic mechanism? i'm going with the latter.

I'm a cook and have been for 25 years. I can't find any cuisine across the entire planet that is worse than Hawaii.

>pizza is already pretty sweet and acidic
?????

>it's very telling that when describing the flavour of a pizza you go for 'fat and salt'
Telling of what? That seems like a fairly apt description of the most commonly consumed pizza in every country I've ever visited.

>>are you pinching your nose when you eat it
No, I rarely eat delivery pizza. On the rare occasions I do eat pizza I get it from a local place that cooks it in a stone oven. I also end up getting it quite often from DeSano @ the airport in Charleston, where I often have to travel for business. They also use a proper stone oven. But I recognize that my limited and higher-end pizza experience has little to do with what most people eat so I didn't mention it.

Are you suggesting that the pizza most commonly consumed worldwide is not a grease and salt bomb? And are you suggesting that pineapple isn't the ideal thing to cut that much fat and grease?

the tomato sauce, user.

You're a fucking moron. Yep. That's all I have to say to you.

>Are you suggesting that the pizza most commonly consumed worldwide is not a grease and salt bomb?
no. i'm suggesting that the flavour of pizza is overpowered by pineapple.
> And are you suggesting that pineapple isn't the ideal thing to cut that much fat and grease?
it is not, but even if it was, it's redundant with the tomato sauce and it doesn't complement the other aromas on the pizza.

Fair enough. In my experience the tomato sauce on most delivery or buffet pizza is nowhere near acidic enough to cut the fat from a lot of meaty toppings.

There's no point trying to reason with an idiot, user. He's probably one of those people who think fruits never go with savory foods. He probably turns his deficient nose up at fruit and cheese trays, pork with apples or stone fruit, or any number of other savory dishes that use fruit to compliment them. I'm going to make some Toast Hawaii for breakfast this morning after seeing this thread, and it will be delicious. And, tomorrow night, I'm making cider braised pork with spicy pear compote. Some people will just never get it.

>He's probably one of those people who think fruits never go with savory foods.
i'm literally arguing about pizza user. possibly the most widespread example of fruit in savoury food.

If your tomato sauce is that sweet, you're doing it wrong.
Also,
>doesn't compliment the other aromas on the pizza
Bullshit. Most pizza meats are made from pork or chicken, and contain spices, which is exactly complementary with pineapple. And cheese nearly universally works with fruit. You're just wrong.

>And cheese nearly universally works with fruit. You're just wrong.
not fucking pineapple user.
>If your tomato sauce is that sweet, you're doing it wrong.
tomatoes themselves are sweet you dumb fuck. you're not even supposed to put a 'sauce' on pizza, just sieved canned tomato.

>semantics
Tomatoes can be sweet, or savory, and add that ever controversial umami. So saying that tomato sauce covers the fruit portion instead of pineapple is misdirection. Especially since the sauce is spread thinly, over the crust, and is separated from the toppings by a layer of cheese.

Yes, pineapple does work with cheese, people all over the world know it, eat it, and like it. You're personal opinion is not fact.

Canned tomatoes are rarely sweet enough to do what you're proposing they do.

>*shit talks pineapple on pizza*
>*proceeds to shove pizza covered with curled meat disks pooling with orange grease into his face*

tomatoes are generally both sweet and savoury. they are not the only fruit that are commonly used in savoury applications you pringus. ratatouille is almost a fucking jam.
yes they are, that's why they're ubiquitous on pizza. the combination of the bread, tomato and cheese is a balancing of sweet, acidic and savoury flavours.
just because some trashy people seem to enjoy canned pineapple in dishes which incidentally involve the mildest of all cheeses does not mean that pineapple goes with cheese.

Indeed.
But the canned "pizza sauce" used by most pizza places certainly is that sweet.

Google image search "pizza sauce label". Note that most of them contain sugar in their ingredients list.

>muh opinions

That's all you're doing. You're literally screaming in your own echo chamber. Especially since you're trying to argue points that I already said. You're so worked up, you can't even read properly.
Your opinions suck. And yes, pineapple does work with cheese.

Nice sandwich!

But you just said that only sieved, canned tomatoes should be used on pizza. So which is it? Quit moving goalposts.
(And on the chance you're not the same poster, go back and read the chain)

>Especially since you're trying to argue points that I already said.
you accused me of being intolerant to fruits in savoury foods. i told you that not only are fruits ubiquitous in almost every savoury dish out there, the very one we're arguing about already contains fruit. so when i say one type of fruit does not belong on pizza where another one does, you have to be a pretty huge retard to infer that i don't like fruit in savoury foods.

>But you just said that only sieved, canned tomatoes should be used on pizza
That wasn't me, user. I think you're confusing me with another poster.

Yes, I can see that someone posted something about "only tomatoes belong on a pizza", but that has nothing whatsoever to do with the kind of pizza that most people are eating. Most people are going to be eating frozen pizza, or they'll be getting typical Westernized delivery-style pizza like Domino's, Papa John's, Pizza Hut, etc. All of those are going to have sugar added to the sauce.

>fruits are ubiquitous in every savory dish
There you go again with your assbackwards opinions, because that's not true either.
You're just desperate to justify your dislike for pineapple on pizza by trying to make it seem "wrong", instead of just OWNING the fact that you don't like it, while accepting that many other people do. You're ridiculous.

>eliding the ‘almost’ like that would just slip by me

I didn't purposely leave that out, in spite of what your ego seems to think, however it doesn't change anything in my post.

Which has almost all of its acidity cooked out. It is sweet though I agree.

Fuck off idiot

Tomato sauce does not have its acidity ‘cooked out’

>Dumb Yuropoor can't figure out why people shit talk pineapple on pizza
It's because it's a fruit. Not only is that the opposite of greasy, fatty foods but it's fucking sour when a pizza is supposed to be savory.

If your pineapple is sour, you're eating rotten pineapple, faggot.

Pineapples are naturally sour, dumb dumb. Or at least sweet enough to border on sour. It makes even less sense to cook a pineapple for any other purpose than adding taste to a ham, let alone cook a pineapple on a fucking pizza.

Bullshit, cockgobbler. You just can't handle real food.

I was given a tamale yesterday that had pineapple as fucking filling

this stupid fad needs to die already

>Meme pizza
>Real food
I'm pretty sure you meant real(ly shitty) food

I live in Hawaii and have never seen this before. It isn't a thing outside of the aulani brunch buffet

>because it doesn't taste good
but it does
you're one of those weirdos who doesn't like coriander, aren't you

Pineapples = Hawaii, dude. Didn't you know?

I'm pretty sure you're a fucking moron, so your opinion is irrelevant.

I'm honestly not sure why you're so upset over a meme. It's not like you actually enjoy it anyway, you only eat it ironically so you can post about how much you love pineapple pizza on Veeky Forums.

That's because it didn't come directly from Hawaii. The idea of it was brought to Germany by US troops during WWII, and Germans took the idea and made it their own, and called it Toast Hawaii because they had canned pineapple from guess where.....
Still, it's fucking delicious, especially for breakfast.

It looks exactly like a normal ham and cheese sandwich but with a tomato on top and only one slice of bread. What's supposed to be "so good holy shit" about how this looks? You can't even see the pineapple.

no. i like every ingredient, just not when it's used poorly.

To assume is to make an Ass of U and Me.
You're really stuck in your own little fantasy world, aren't you? Millions of people like pineapple on pizza, myself included. Get a fucking grip on reality, goobergrape.

>Millions of people like pineapple on pizza
Pretty sure I've heard this argument before
>Millions of people are vegetarians
>Millions of people are gay
>Millions of people like cuckolding
>Millions of people like lolis
>So that disproves all of your arguments and instantly makes that thing good
The same old tune that people with shit taste play to validate their shit taste and feel good about being one of the million cool guys who shit sideways on the toilet. Why do you even need to bring up an exaggerated number of people who like pineapple on pizza? How exactly does this make it less of a meme? In fact, that makes it more of a meme since people will literally eat pineapple pizza because of people like you memeing about it. Exactly like a meme.
And don't try to make the "lol i bet you think x y z is distinguished food" in response to me talking badly about memes because you've already tried that argument saying pineapple pizza is "real food". What's next? Repeat that I'm disillusioned? Say something like "get with the time gramps, pineapple pizza is what us hip cool kids eat"? Take more quips at my intelligence while telling me that I'm angry? It's the same old desperate ways to pretend you don't have shit taste. Just accept it. Pineapple pizza is a meme and you're a dedicated memer.

but all those things yohu listed are quite enjoyable. loli is cute, vegetarianism is a nice alternative to do once in a while, cuck porn is basically just normal porn with more plot, and gay sex is objectively more fun than hetero sex because >muh prostate and also who would know a man's needs better than another man?

pineapple on a variety of hot foods is also very refreshing. it adds a refreshing coolness and a complimentary tartness to otherwise blazing hot and probably spicy (or at least spiced) dishes, no different from putting lime in chili or using a raspberry dressing on salad.

The problem with pineapple on pizza is that most places do it wrong and use pineapple that has been refrigerated, if not frozen, and it doesn't roast nicely with the rest of the ingredients. Some absolute fucking mad men just add diced pineapple to an already-cooked pizza, which is about as sensible as putting refrigerated un-cooked pepperoni on a finished cheese pizza. These examples of common incompetence ruin what is actually a not bad sort of pizza.

It's almost like people like specific toppings and not others or something. Yet it's only pineapple that turns people into mouth breathing retards like you.

Shit post is shit.

TASTE IS SUBJECTIVE, YOU FUCKING MORON. Your arguments are fucking moronic, and you should feel bad for taking the time to write out such absolute trite bullshit.
Oh, and that last sentence completely gave away the fact that you need to GO BACK TO PLEBBIT, FAGGOT.

>Yet it's only pineapple that turns people into mouth breathing retards like you.
welp maybe there's a reason for that you dingus. love the way you undermine yourself in your own post.

Why the fuck is the tomato sauce you're eating sweet? From good places it definitely should not be. Why the fuck would any place with half a brain put sugar in their pizza sauce?

>Yet it's only pineapple that turns people into mouth breathing retards like you.
idk man ive gotten into some HEATED DEBATES on whether pepperoni belongs on top of or on bottom of the cheese

>mfw people say it's best to put meat under cheese
wars have been started for less, nigga

>sweetness = added sugar
none of you pineapplefags are rising to the challenge i posed in my original post.

I don't see how. I'm not the one who has to take a tantrum if they see something pineapple and pizza related.

>I DON'T LIKE PINEAPPLE BECAUSE IT'S BAD! IT NEEDS TO GO AWAY!

All I hear is someone with a babby taste palette. What else, you hate mint? Or spicy? Or sour? You should be able to appreciate all the pizza toppings in their own way.

I actually dislike green pepper. In my opinion, green pepper is the lowest on the veggie hierarchy. But I will still manage to enjoy a pizza with green peppers on it, because it's a bunch of fucking cooked dough with some savoury fruit sauce and a pile of baked cheese. It doesn't matter what the fuck you put on it, it's going to taste palatable.

>pepperoni belongs on top of or on bottom of
Top. Pepperoni goes on top of the cheese, 100% all the time forever.

>all these desperate comparisons to divert from the fact that pineapple on pizza is awful
>literally admitting you will eat anything on pizza as if that is an argument for why this particular ingredient is worthy of merit

Agreed. It's simple logic: Anything under the cheese will be soft and moist as it cooks, anything on top of the cheese will get a crispy exterior as it cooks. You basically want that crispy exterior on nearly every pizza topping there is, except for things that just break down under direct heat like tomato slices.

>it's simple logic
>you basically want
what if you do not basically want? doesn't your logic break down then?

Lol, I'd love to watch you be forced to eat some tandoori paneer pizza. I'd laugh while you cried as it was shoved in your mouth.

it doesn't matter if you can't see it, retard, we all know it's there

this thread is not about tandoori paneer pizza, user.

you can't see the wind, but you can use your eyes to see that it's a windy day, anons

It's worthy of merit because it's sweet. Pizza is typically savoury. Sweet and savoury is a very popular taste combination around the world, in almost all corners of cuisine. Aside from onions, or maybe grape/cherry tomatoes, there aren't any other options for sweet toppings that come to mind. It's a nice option to have for people who want a sweet aspect to their pizza for a change, and, as mentioned, there are lots of people who want a sweet aspect to their pizza.

You may as well argue that anchovies and shrimp are too salty and fishy, and shouldn't be on pizza either. It's just an option for people who want extra salty and fishy flavour to their pizza (admittedly less salty and/or fishy with the shrimp).

It's good to have variety for customer satisfaction, and more customer satisfaction means more business, which means companies make more money, to afford more varieties of pizza toppings, and keep pizza chains/restaurants afloat.

No, but you're a huge fucking faggot and if you can't handle pineapple, you definitely can't handle Indian style pizzas. You fucking wimpy, tasteless moron.

The logic is in relation to the texture-to-cheese-placement dynamic. Most people want their meat toppings with crispy/baked edges, and thus should choose to put them on top of the cheese. Fewer people prefer their meat toppings to be soggy and soft, but they may choose to put them under the cheese if that's their thing.

but what if i don't like pineapple while still liking 'indian style pizzas', user? what then?
variety is not good in and of itself, and we've been over this - pizzas are already pretty sweet, but it's balanced. pineapple pizzas are overwhelmingly sweet.

This is so poetic and I don't know why. It should be put on t-shirts.

thanks for not being weirdos who like a layer of fat settling into pools of oil under the cheese

>pizzas are already pretty sweet,
american detected

>american detected
denying that pizzas are sweet is the most american thing i can think of

pizzas are full of bland bread, salty cheese, and salty meats, and a sauce made of one sweet thing (tomatoes) and a lot of bitter or salty things (literally every other herb or spice)

protip: tomato sauce should not taste sweet in the end.

>pizzas are full of bland bread, salty cheese, and salty meats, and a sauce made of one sweet thing (tomatoes) and a lot of bitter or salty things (literally every other herb or spice)
american detected

Then you've never had Indian style pizza because they put fruit, citrus, chutney, and other sweet ingredients on pizza, including pineapple. You're just a huge fucking faggot.

no they do not, user. and even if you did, that only means i dislike the indian pizzas that have pineapple on. jesus christ you do not have two fucking brain cells to knock together do you.

>I don't like pineapple on pizza, therefore it's bad: The Thread
Just shut the fuck up already. Jesus christ. People are so fucking stupid.

>actually read the thread
>observe that this all started because some fucktard called people 'retarded' for not liking pineapple on pizza
>observe that someone laid out their reasoning for why they didn't like pizza, and a bunch of children came out of the woodwork with idiotic counterarguments for that reasoning
>observe it slowly devolving into desperate pineapple lovers primally berating that person for not sharing their preferences
>still think the thread can be characterised as 'i don't like pineapple on pizza, therefore it's bad'

Totally not meming: you haven't experienced true decadence until you've had grilled pineapple with a good provolone slice melted and browned on top of it.

You're a fucking moron. I've said it before and I'll say it again. You. Are. A. Fucking. Moron.
You've never had anything but americanized pizza

it is utterly hilarious that you have tried to dismiss my criticism of your favourite pizza topping by accusing me of disliking about 50 other pizza toppings and calling me a moron when you turn out to be wrong.

and what could be a more fucking americanised pizza than fucking ham and pineapple, jesus christ.

Because it's lucid and regular you t-shirt making fuck. God you people drive me insane.

I never once said it was my favorite pizza topping. That's how fucking deluded you are. You're the boy in the self induced bubble, faggot. Your insistence that no one could or should like pineapple on pizza is fucking ridiculous and symptomatic of a much worse underlying personality disorder. I suggest therapy for delusions of grandeur.

GET OFF Veeky Forums, JAYDEN.

>going out of your way to deny every inconsequential accusation despite it having nothing to do with the argument at hand and clearly being made facetiously
this is how i know you're unstable.

oh and the jerking off to pineapple and pizza thing

Nah, the best is when you roast a ham with pineapple slices, then with the leftovers fry up a hunk of ham with a piece of pan-infused pineapple and put it on toast with melted american cheese.