Webm Thread

inb4 the inb4 autist.

>1 hour since last workplace accident

>how_to_treat_dumb_frogposters.webm

>most of the salt doesn't even land on the fukken thing

jesus christ im so thankful that stupid salt sprinkle meme only lasted like two days

this makes me intensely uncomfortable. why do women think crazy eyes are attractive? she cant even slice the thing properly she doesnt know how to even use a knife ffs why do shithead desperate betas give these retarded women money to be incompetent at things DEATH TO AMERICA

lol

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>inb4 gas stove dj
>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks
>inb4 chicken and waffles
>inb4 another food porn thing
>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs
>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart
>inb4 scorpions on a stick
>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises
>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises
>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)
>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 canada.webm
>inb4 chopping up a live whale
>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head
>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer
>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger
>inb4 spastic crepe guy
>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station
>inb4 dumplings and titties
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
>inb4 speed tacos
>inb4 chicken in a barrel
>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese
>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ nigger
>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues
>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle
>inb4 endless cycle of beans
>inb4 honeycomb bullshit

welcome Mr. inb4

Wait, what's the brainloaf?

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>all these newfags sperging on webms thread
I swear summerfags are literal form of cancer

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who ordered the kebop with a side of douche?

hey, J, text me when you get a chance.

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>put some hot sauce on top
>some
yeah, not a fucking gallon of it.

>summer
>november
Way to out yourself.

Stopped when I saw them using the knife.

fucking kek

Look how cool I am! I'm not even blinking!

Fuck off roastie.

Everyone's favorite.

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kek

Why the oven mitts?

Hemorrhoid's.webm

>Footage_of_a_Korean_execution.webm

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that's it blow that cock

can someone please edit this so it says
>fagat
in the top corner instead of zagat?

Garbage.

>tickledchickenrecipe.webm

tastes fucking amazing actually. That sauce is so killer. It's really decadent but when I was living in Portugal I would get one once a week for like 3 euro. Good times

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instagram.com/annaspeckhart/

she's recently married and also needs to eat a cheeseburger a day for a few months

I haven't seen half of what this pasta describes and i'm here every day

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amazing how much more natural this is than despite it literally being done by a man who had a stroke and was a retard before that

interesting post m8
it really makes you think

y u mean to papa jack?

there is nothing wrong with being retarded, some people are just born with a lack of air

>CTRL+F
>surly

i dont get it

is it because he sprinkles some kind of powder on it like in that meme

The sauce packet in the gears magic trick changed my life.

user have you had a rough day? Tell us what's wrong or the anger will boil over again like it did when you typed that post.

For the longest time I thought this broad was blind.

kek

I want her to purse her lips and twist her neck like that while she's blowing my huge American dick

She's not?

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This is a how2basic parody right?

my edge has dulled :^(

How the fuck is maintaining eye contact with the camera if she can't see

She has someone else point to it

Where the fuck is your handler? He's going to be pissed when he finds out you stole the wifi password again

Because the oven is hot

no its an actual chad vs beta virgin in the original its hilarious.

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If you want to care about semantics, do it properly. First, not every november is winter. Secondly, it is an expression.
Get fucked.

>imagine actually being triggered by a comment like that on Veeky Forums
Way to out yourself, newfag.

y'allniggasneedjesus

>namefagging
Summer never ends around here

he doesnt look like a beta, he looks like he's four seconds away from whipping out a top break revolver and re-enacting the entirety of all of the violence you can possibly do in RE4 upon me

the guy in the tank looks like he is utterly defeated and consigned to his role in life of someone who makes egg sandwiches for people. impressive, but his eyes are lifeless and his movements have the practiced but unenthusiastic air of a military veteran.

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Every time I see this damn webm it makes me wanna make bacon and egg sandwiches.

da fuq

:( did she die

if you watch the vid his son basically says "this duck is more interesting than you eating a hot dog"

this girl hits all of my fetishes
>she will never break eye contact with you as she swallows your load
just die in my sleep already

Excuse me but what the fuck? This is an image of someone hanging a raw chicken over a fan for 36 hours to no result. Can you explain, or is this just the dumbest most meaningless shit I've ever seen?

>chicken
I think it's a duck breast actually. They do that to darken the meat.

god i wish that were me

I've seen this a dozen times but I gotta know, is this a joke?

and she's spent a lifetime worrying that her eyes are the most important thing about her.
BLINK YOU SLUT

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saddest thing I have seen in a while.

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why is her head so fucking huge? Did someone edit this?

Inside the minds eye of flyover who dined once at michelin 3 star restaurant only to be served in styrofoam containers
Still mad about the plastic cutlery

Would read again

yup this is definitely edited

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wtf is that thing

how does it taste?

>guys i came up with a new food, its called the sogwhich, its where you take a sandwich, cheese workes betst, and put it under soup, tomato works best.

what do you think about my new food

Whale shark

All the people talking shit about this have clearly never tried it. This predates the dumb meme 'put cheese on everything' by a few centuries and is genuinely good

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Christ, its been so fucking long.