Bachelor Cooking

centipedes?
in my cookware?

fuck me what the fuck is going on

I own three forks, never been washed. A spoon is somewhere and I have a knife too. One bowl. A few plates but I only use the bowl. 30 coffee mugs.

Time to Maga centipedes!

future human dwellings are going to be completely miniaturized, hives of men living in micro conditions already exist in many major cities in the east

using a dirt cheap coffee pot to cook food is resourceful and almost definitely will continue happening, you should be ashamed of your naive and garbage post

mommy giant venomous centipede is cuddling and protecting all her venomous centipede babies

>hives of men living in micro conditions...
....are not "men", but manchildren and eunuchs.

Men establish their own territory, buy homes, and aren't forced into "micro conditions" like some kind of pathetic college student. Men actually take the time to learn valuable life skills, like saving, investing, fighting, and yes, cooking.

Grow up.

euphoric post, i like it

>eunuchs

yikes someone watched game of thrones

>thinks Game of /Reddit/ has a monopoly on the term "eunuch"
>never seen the eunuch test before
Ask mommy if you're allowed to watch this link before you click on it, kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=VeBbAPiJVeI

Try traveling outside your cornfield Cletus. Most of the world doesn’t have the luxury of vast tracts of land. It’s a bit more competitive when there are more than 2 people per square mile

Not even him but you know a tilt can't fill a jug

I appreciate your call to action but you forgot to mention that we're all going to make it and the only people who would act like people aren't are some wounded fucks who aren't quite there yet
>t. made it

It's you that needs to do some traveling, since you seem to think that "Cletus" is a popular name, or in some way insulting. Once you do, you'll find that most of the successful men in the world aren't the beta manchildren you're whiteknighting for.

>we're all going to make it
Nope. The weak shall fall by the wayside, just as they always have, and always will.

Well give em a chance for fuck's sake. As if you were the gatekeeper. Strength demands awakening, no use in pulverizing anyone that briefly annoys you when you know they'll die on their own no matter what you do.

You mean most of the successful men you know. Do you really think they outnumber the number of top dogs in all the cities with millions of people? And that isn’t to minimize either group but you seem to have a very 1 dimensional view of success

You guys are so fucking stupid it's reaching the point of absurdity...

It's more likely than you think

Was it really fucking necessary for them to add Sean Paul?

Every thread on this board is a bachelors cooking thread.
Do you get it you fuckin virgins? I guess not.

To be honest, a surprising amount of people on this board not only claim to be in relationships but also provide pictures that prove they've got nice kitchens and are preparing several really great looking plates of dinner for them and their spouses. You can even catch a female thumb holding a plate sometimes.

>You can even catch a virgin counter culture beta male thumb holding a plate sometimes.
FTFY
Nah, I am just fucking around, its boring at my work.

Dude why didn't you just scoop it with your hands? It's a little bit more messy but you can always just wash your hands and it would have been much easier for you.

I know what you mean. We're all friends here.

Buy a $15 rice cooker, a $20 microwave, $10 coffee pot, and a $8 toaster.

Imagine pouring boiling water in there.

holy fuck i thought that was pasta in the middle

those buns are going to get soggy as shit

kek at your 'men' meme

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Why do people feel the need to look like an alpha on an anonymous child trafficking forum of all the places?

You're either over 40 or under 20, and either way you're brimming with shitty false machismo.

>Why do people feel the need to...
...support being a gigantic walking pussy. Ever.

>brimming with shitty false machismo.
Far better than being significantly lacking testosterone, Nancy.

I can cook my own food, do my own laundry, and change my own oil, but I don't shit on people that can't. The fuck do you care about other people?

While this made me laugh, I've done this with ramen and hotel rooms. I'm a cheap nigger what can I say

You seem upset.

NONONO

I aspire to be a housewife one day but would never marry someone that can't take care of themselves. Not interested in having a child as a husband.

I moved into a new apartment recently, but still had to rent the old one for another two weeks, so I didn't bring most of my stuff with me.
The first time I wanted to eat at the new place, I realized I didn't bring any forks. I went out to the nearest supermarket and grabbed a free plastic fork from their salad bar.

What if he makes 6 figures

Everything would scramble out

And they'd be angery

If you marry them, then they managed to stay alive so far despite their methods. Doesn't that mean taking care of themselves? I think you're being too finicky. Relationships are useful in part for sharing knowledge and teaching stuff to the other person. Sounds to me like you are egotistical.

>Comes in HURR DURR U FUCKING VIRGINS I'M DA BEST
>calls others upset

>another butthurt eunuch appears

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Post the spam dinner

lol this cringe dude mad at the fact the US being boxed out and contained by the rest of the world means he'll end up living in a closet no matter how manly he is or isn't

You seem upset about something, Ameriboo.

No joke, I did this sort of thing all the time when I lived in a dorm, though I used a pan and actually made food.

you already did that move to the last guy

c'mon show me something

>thinks they're talking to the same user
Silly Ameriboo.

At first glance i though they modded it into a water bong.

They'd be dead if you pour it in quickly.

Best Girl

>smug tony bobbing up and down.gif

this is still my favourite one
simplest and funniest

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this is b7 (that's one less than b8) and all but its cheaper and more effective to make food on a normal stove but also make your coffee on the stove. it's actually the turkish method of making coffee, fyi

/g/ btfo by Veeky Forums yet again how will they ever recover from this

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