I want to deliberately give myself a heartburn for science. What should I eat?

I want to deliberately give myself a heartburn for science. What should I eat?

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You ain't gonna do shit you little pussy bitch get the fuck outta here

fuck you you dont know me

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I'm going to develop a heartburn soup for you OP. Will post recipe soon.

ok thanks this is important

hoe you best back the fuck back

dont tell me what to do

chef boyardee and shitty lemonade

I'm trying to think of what gives me heartburn but I can't pinpoint anything specific.

It seems to happen randomly for me.

coffee, canned tomatos (with chili's), red pepper, garlic, sriracha, black pepper, sugar, chocolates, altoid peppermints, lemon, onions

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It had a complex robust flavor. Very spicy but quick to cool off. Very unique. Instant heartburn.

I used to loathe you, but lately, I like you.

He actually did it the absolute madman.

That means a lot. Thanks user. I like you too.

Why you want Heartburn?

Autism: the post

2 beers, 1 can of tomato soup, 2 cups of water, lie on your back for an hour

enjoy your barrett esophagus

Add garlic

Real talk, Eat an entire pizza with pepperoni and drink whole milk with it.

Then immediately lay down.

you want something extremely fatty and spicy and a couple tequila sunrises.

>back the fuck back
>back the back

Eat a fuckton of cheese-itz and go to bed. You'll be waking up with acid reflux and horrible, foul tasting burps for the whole day. That always does it for me.

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If you take out the lemon and peppermints this is pretty close to some chili recipes.

im gonna puke

You're not gonna get it without a chronic bad diet and bad genetics. It's like kidney stones; people always bitch about getting them but I can eat 10 grams of salt erry day and never have one.

Why is American pizza floppy?

alcohol caffeine mint tomato and fats

Salt and pepper potato chips

what the fuck

the article 'the' belong to 'fuck', he's saying 'hoe you best back back'

5 lbs of Redvines. Speaking from experience.

Would you please start using a trip so that people can filter you?

trips are for fags.

Dark Abbey ales

oh shit, i could order a pizza. my doorbell is so quite, maybe i won't.

i'd drink a ton of cider/whiskey on an empty stomach

i was thinking about getting a pizza. i think i can talk them into taking out the delivery tip cause i have no cash. but maybe i just eat something else less hassle.

Some books perhaps because that's just stupid.

Dominos pepperoni pizza. Extra pepperoni. Chili flakes.

Order buffalo wings with the pizza, if your pizza place does that. Then, add extra Franks sauce on the wings.

Also order a bottle of Coke. Drink the Coke quickly while eating the pizza.

Guaranteed heartburn.

35% sulfuric acid

buffalo wings, shitty pizza, and ramen (drink all the soup)

Unripe hachiya persimmon