Friendly reminder if you read on the train, you're a pretentious faggot. Fly overs need not apply.
Friendly reminder if you read on the train, you're a pretentious faggot. Fly overs need not apply
What board did you come over from? Did a book reader fuck your girlfriend?
Lmao kys. What would you like me to do for 30 to 40 minutes?
What about coffee houses user?
Half Priced Books price tags are easy to remove, so remove your's, you fucking faggot.
Why is everyone so angry?
I'm not going to spend my train journey staring out the window just because some fat autist gives me dirty looks
people give you looks for reading? where the fuck do you live? in Toronto every train has at least 4 or 5 people reading. usually women and usually garbage. actually always garbage. the most lit thing I've seen was a Russian guy reading life and fate in Russian.
No of course not, I was talking about OP
They are deeply insecure and unfulfilled.
Why does this faggot OP hate people who read on trains? Because he's too insecure to read on a train himself. Why does OP hate blacks? Because he has a small penis and can't last long enough to animalize his wife like blacks could. Why does he hate pynchon? Because he's too retarded to understand the text. Why does he hate his mother? Because she's responsible for putting such a weak, useless pussy on the planet, and he hates himself so much that he blamed her.
How do we solve this?
Suicide.
Projecting much?
>doesn't last long enough to animalize his wife
Oh boy.
"What did he mean by this?"
congratulations this picture made me puke
real patricians have brail books in their pockets that they read without anyone seeing
now this is clever.
Can I read comic books or porn?
What about runes or hieroglyphs can i read those on the train
I'm too poor to afford a car and trains are nice
no it isn't
>topo chico mineral water
what the fuck
yes it is :^) desu senpai
>nigger on transit says to the driver if this thing doesn't turn around to Walmart right now Imma shoot up this bus
>get into work late
>no one will ever believe me
le best poetry
Why would you take a photograph like this?
i also stare at my phone for an hour on my commute to and from work
because she's an indie tumblr-bitch, edgy as fuck!
...
>marb reds
why get the premium water and then buy those cigs
Probably because they were out of camels
why are camels now "in?" just the vintage packs? they're pretty good but there are nicer cigs available
camels are "artist" cigs. If someone is an "artist", "writer", "poet" or anything like that, you can bet they smoke camels.
Like American Spirit are hipster cigs
And Menthol smokers aren't to be trusted with money.
i switch between winstons and american spirits, but my cigs do not define me
>menthol smokers
code for black folks
these are artist cigs because poets are broke af, like me
Most people on the train read. It's not remarkable and no one notices. You're sheltered.
t. Chicago
Are those fucking animal crackers?
>he doesn't pray the entire commute to work
Fucking pagan
Damn, Midwestern countryside posters are best posters.
Is that sarcasm?
>that semi-artsy hipster filter
>Topo-Chico mineral water
>Marlboro cigarettes with a pretentiously logo-d lighter on top
>cup of coffee and ashtray
>Basic Writings of Nietzsche
Wow, it's amazing how, with just such subtle choices, one can portray the most complete pretentiousness possible in a seemingly simple, randomly taken picture
topo chico is pretty good, but if he had some dunhills and a bottle of apollinaris instead, he may have inspired anything but derision from this patrician.
>basic writings
embarrassing. might as wel say 'PLEB' on the cover.
>voluntarily drinking wetback water
is this how bernie voters show solidarity or something?
No.
>Reds
Veeky Forums was intended for 18+ only, user.
Midwesterners despair their solitude, lack of culture, and the utter absence of beauty in their encironment.
Despair is a necessary ingredient to all good writing.
I should move to Ohio.
Are you actually this judgmental? Or are you simply trying too hard to fit in?
he's right tho
Stop defending yourself
I don't have time to read anywhere else but the train. If it triggers you OP, you need to work on that. There are a a lot worse things to bothered by such as teenage niggers pole-dancing or able-bodied men panhandling.
I own that book but thanks to this picture I now have to throw it away
stop being a pretentious faggot and I'll think about it
>There are a a lot worse things to bothered by such as....
quality of life is about to drop another notch now that council women "mark-vevirito" or however the fuck u spell it is pushing to "decriminalize" things like urinating in public etc. i'm always noided as fuck to piss outside cuz i expect some guilini time cop to jump out from behind a dumpster and turn me into a sex offender, but now it's gone full circle and bums blasting anything and everything with piss like stray dogs will be a thing again. on the other hand if quality of life crimes get bad enough to 80s levels maybe rent will actually go down (not until every new rich chinese and arab on the planet has their manhattan condo first)
I smoke Marlboro lights 100s, what does that say about me?
wannabe yuppie, but real yuppies are all health fanatics, so it shows you are destined to peter principle out in mid management and grow a belly
Marlboros aren't for yuppies, they smell too much. Not like a fart like Pall-Malls, but you smell like a heavy smoker
he said marlboro lights moron, marlboro reds are for proletarians, gold box = yuppie aspirations, red box = greasy overalls for life
you only think marlboro lights are for yuppies because you live in a city too small to have any, like Boulder, idiot
Do you go to clubs a lot? I've only ever seen women in clubs smoke lights 100
i used to work in manhattan when i smoked, fuck off flyover fag
>wannabe yuppie
I'm a published author, faggot. How's the creative writing workshop you're in going? Make sure you foster those connections
rad, was your advance enough to buy a new macbook? anyways, writers aren't yuppies, get a clue
why do i waste valuable time talking to hill billies on the internet?
those things aren't mutually exclusive you know.
>I'm a published author
So is Stephenie Meyer.
>not liking reds
shut the fuck up u faggit
i appreciate your commitment to being That Fucking Guy user
>Ascended tier
Staring other passengers minutes at a time
>God tier
reading books
reading e-books
reading the newspaper
sleeping
>Good tier
reading non-meme magazines
looking up stock quotes on your smartphone
listening to music
socializing
>Shit tier
playing games on your smartphone
staring through the window for minutes at a time
social media on smartphone
reading meme-magazines
watching movies/tv shows on your smartphone
>Subhuman tier
playing games on your portable device
watching anime or porn on your smartphone
Schwarzer Knauser, self rolled. Anything else and you might as well not smoke at all.
not the user you replied to, but you're a fucking loser, man
this famlam
if you aint rollin your ciggies your'e not verse-ing
oh wow this picture made me stop being a smoker
and reader
Don't let the other posters get you down man. We were all 17 once.
this is correct
Master troll at work
I hope.
how about listening to music while staring out the window?
It's one thing to not keep on eye on everyone around you but to also remove your ability to hear? You're just asking to become a victim.
reeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEE
>all these anons being so judgemental
uhm could we not?
Synched my Kindle account and downloaded the app for my phone, so now I can continue reading whatever I'm on while on the train and I'll look like everybody elsewho's staring at their phone, problem solved. :)
My Grandpa rolled his own cigarettes, his lungs were so black they couldn't see the cancer.
>listening to music
>reading the newspaper
only proper way to travel
I have that ashtray in my apartment.
I would never let any of those other things in my apartment though, you suck.
I don't known if that's the only way. Some train have bathrooms, for example.
Funny shit buddy
i've done all of these
WHAT AM I?
I have closed my eyes and sort of half-slept/tranced out while a drunk hobo went up and down the aisle screaming at people. I remember overhearing somebody say "how can he even sleep like that?" Felt pretty boss.
A disaster; a shallow pond, you never have felt what it means to indulge in a subject.
You are lazy. You're interchangeable with the common plebe.
Disgusting.
I find Half Priced Books price tags to be aesthetically pleasing. I have no defense for this position . . . but I felt the need to say it.
A good subhuman ascended shit god
I have a long commute and work long hours so by necessity I read on the commuter train, get over it, fag.
I usually see one or two at most, but a lot of times zero. Commuter train in a capital city in yurrup.
Fucking roasted haha
>NYC tier
Trying to ignore pole jumping niggers.
How about staring through the window thinking deep thoughts you'll write out later?
OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING I LITRRLY JUST PUKED AND I HAVE TO STOP READING AND YOURE UNDERAGE THIS MAKES ME SO MADD URGHHHHHHH
Maybe that applies to big cities, but it's suiting for long rides. Everytime I get to visit my relatives on the other side of the country I chug books on the way. It's a great way to kill time and find time to progress with your reading.
I get why people on major cities find people that read on the subway pretentious pieces of shit lacking self consciousness though.
>flyover detected
just embarrassing
good job if you were trolling
my bus ride takes at least forty minutes. fuck off, nerd, i'll read if i want
Literally , the most faggot Pinterest Texan on earth , I hope when you tell someone " you know if you stare into the abyss , the abyss stares right back at you a ha ha Nietzsche said that , Im an avid reader of his work " to some bitch that will look at you in the same place you bought that gay ass frappe , and before she replies you are pretentiously smiling thinking you are going to get some poon , then she tells you ... " ughhh what a faggot " I hope you kys after you delete that picture from your INstagram account
That makes absolutely no fucking sense.