Literally the taste and texture of cum

>literally the taste and texture of cum

i-is what they say (.-.)

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I've tasted both and that's incorrect.

>science
>important issue

The bitch doesn't liek mayonnaise, I can understand that. But why the fuck would you make a blog post about it? It's just a condiment, nobody is forcing you to eat mayonnaise you dumb bitch.

If your cum is the texture of mayo you might need to see a doctor

Post the whole fucking article

Well, I certainly dislike mayo, but I wouldn’t go as far as to say it literally tastes like cum. That’s kind of autistic to bring science into this. However, I’m not above complaining that Wendy’s put “goblin cum” on my sandwich when I specifically asked them not to put mayo on it.

>Olive oil tastes good as a condiment
>egg yolks taste good when paired with other things that taste good, and also by themselves
>Vinegar tastes good as a condiment
>Somehow the mix of these things are disgusting according to the great tiki god of ignorance "Science" or as he is called by the educated, "Pop Science"

>Mayonnaise is not an innocent condiment

some one got paid real fucking money to write that

This article is homophobic
Cum tastes delicious kys

Gay

Drinking your own cum isn't gay, like jacking off your own dick isn't gay.

>As far as Rozin knows nobody has ever done a study specifically on mayonnaise disgust, but based on his previous research on disgust he posits that it’s mayonnaise’s texture that’s the culprit. It’s viscous quality is the sort of thickness that you’d get from fluid oozing out of a rotted carcass as anyone who has ever poked a rotted squirrel with a stick can attest. Disgust also tends to align strongly with our revulsion about bodily fluids. We don’t exactly market lemonade by saying that it looks like pee. And the creamy appearance of mayonnaise isn't dissimilar from what would emerge from say a popped zit. Delicious.
Of course the fact that mayonnaise triggers my sense of disgust, doesn’t really matter to any company’s bottom line. Stores like Ready should only care about my condiment vendetta if there are more of me.

>“The percentage of people who don’t like mayo it’s probably close to 20 percent—it’s not trivial,” says Herbert Stone a food sensory consultant. I’d called Stone to figure out whether I was unique in my mayonnaise aversion. While he can’t put a precise number on how many of us just dislike mayonnaise versus experience disgust, the big take away is that I’m not alone. Even a quick survey of Popular Science’s office found that at least one other staff member doesn’t really like mayo but she’ll eat it when she has to, while another, like me, wholly avoids eating Ready’s sandwich selections because the ubiquity of mayonnaise on their menu. And a quick Google search reveals websites and songs, devoted to people’s hatred of this ubiquitous condiment.

that's basically how much science you're getting in this article. she talks to a guy who researches disgust and he hasn't researched mayonnaise but he has an off the cuff opinion on it.

What's her point though?
Should mayonnaise be banned because (allegedly) 20% of people think it's disgusting? Or even if it's 80%? In a world where people are free to eat animal genitalia?

Or jacking off a girl's feminine dick, for that matter

her point is she wants to get paid to write articles, and she doesn't actually know anything serious so she just follows whatever bullshit pops into her head and asks around to see if any talking heads want to share an opinion on it.

>science agrees on something subjective

What? Fuck no, mayonnaise doesn't taste anything like cum. First off, cum has a variety of flavors based on diet, and doesn't have any fucking fat in it. Here's an experiment, try to spread cum on toast with a knife, see what happens. I've also never seen mayo shoot out in little stringy bursts. Look, you don't have to like mayo but its not the same as cum.

Its settled, man. She's a scientist. She knows science and she says science says.

This is literally the first time I have ever, or will ever utter these words, but this is absolutely, 100%, fake news. What absolute trash. The weirdo bitch just hates mayo.

Do you not suck your girlfriend's dick?

>when you say friends that the sauce tastes like cum and they ask how would you know

"because science" is the new "I want to see your sources"

I was told the other day that I wasn't using "logic" but they wouldn't explain what they meant despite repeated requests for an explanation. Got to love when someone tells you their opinion is "mathematically proven" or tries to shut down an argument by asking for sources. You've already admitted defeat, so what good would it do me if I actually went out of my way to get you your damn sources?

Go eat mayonnaise somewhere else you mayofag

DUDE I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

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this explains everything

That actually does explain everything.

For the love of God, why do people think their opinions are so damn important?

>But why the fuck would you make a blog post about it?
Because ever since 2007, people started getting paid 6 figure salaries for their blog posts.

>(.-.)
Cringy faggot

My cum is the color and texture of a thin raspberry reduction.

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE™!

>has a master's but job title is "Technician II"

I remember those feels

What the hell, there are thousands of mayonnaise texture out there, and none of them has texture of cum, moreover the taste. It is so different, wtf

>>literally the taste and texture of cum
ive had both cum and mayo and i can safely say this is not the case

egg white, on the other hand, is basically like semen and when cooked it is basically like that globby stuff your cowpoers gland generates that you cum when your diet is too off or you've fapped too much to have healthy cum anymore

so this is what its like to watch a man die over the internet

welcome to america

>SCIENCE SAYS X IS BAD
>here is a bit of trivia on x
>here is why we don't like x
>here are some imaginary future situations predicted by some indian scientist who has been fasting for two months
>here is a survey of our readers on x
>by the way we don't really have any scientific proof x is bad
every time

>It’s viscous quality is the sort of thickness that you’d get from fluid oozing out of a rotted carcass as anyone who has ever poked a rotted squirrel with a stick can attest.
ive seen a lot of roadkill and had to personally untangle a dead pigeon from a bike wheel on my balcony and that experience was nothing like anything i've ever done involving mayonnaise in any way, and unweaving the rotting bird carcass was definitely more unpleasant than any mayo incident ive ever had

that said, preparing and eating chicken are both about as pleasant as untangling a dead pigeon from bicycle spokes

>We don’t exactly market lemonade by saying that it looks like pee.
also incorrect, here in Quebec our equivalent to Slush Puppy is marketed in EXACTLY that way. their yellow one for a long time was marketed as urine under some colorful french language euphemism, until one year they decided to make it "whipped chicken" instead (a clear play on the common translation of "choke the chicken" i.e. to fap)

I don't think this yankee nigress has ever seen the world at all

I really hope Trump just allows Kim to nuke the entirety of California before reacting when the time comes.

no, she had a groin accident as a small child and has a slippery gash of a scar where her penis should be.

There are only two genders. Do you side with science on this important issue, Kendra?

Olive oil needs to be absolutely top notch if you want to use it for olive oil though. I once tried to make mayo with cheap ALDI olive oil and it was so horrific I had to throw it all away after the first taste. And I am a guy who will eat literally anything rather than waste it.

Kek

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>They're bureaucrats!
>I don't respect them!
whoa you sure convinced me dude where do i sign up

wtf did they do to dudley?? street fighter got weird in SF5 i guess

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only wypipo eat mayo man, is disgustin

also dis

ty for the template

>if you want to use it for olive oil though
*if you want to use it for mayo*

fuck

The old "picture is worth a thousand words" for me.

Just FYI. I wanted to send this to my wife, so dug up the link:

popsci.com/mayonnaise-disgust

wtf is that image from

There is no man on the planet that hasn't tasted his own cum at some point. If they say they haven't they're lying.

Different texture and flavor.
Cum is more like raw egg whites desu

i walked into a pub last night and remarked that it smelled like cum and i got the weirdest fucking looks. come the fuck on guys you all know what it smells like

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This. The texture and taste are both different.

I never have. It seems as gross to me as eating my own boogers. Other men's cum, though...

Now that's bullshit. You can't even have a respectable fap without smelling your cum.

>TFW your cum is a perfect creamy emulsion
Why not me lads...

Are you saying you never at a booger? Maybe not as an adult, but you know you did at some point. I'm not saying you garnish your salads with cum and boogers, just that at some point curiosity moves people to do things they regret. If you never did it, then I would honestly question your intelligence. Curiosity is the flagship of an active mind.

So I take it you’ve tried to spread cum on toast before?

on't think so hard about it. We all know they aren't literally the same thing. We're just shootin' the shit. Have a drink with us.

>literally the taste and texture of cum
it is?

Never on purpose; they were always too gross for me. I did snort too hard and get one in my mouth while eating, though:
>what's with this sweetness there's no jelly on this sandwich... ew

i have, it doesnt really work. cum is too sticky. it drags around rather than spreads

>I did snort too hard and get one in my mouth while eating, though:

I'm not sure how to respond to this.

Literally every thickened sauce has the same consistency as mayo.

These people wouldn't know science from AGW.

>is an animefaggot
>is a literal faggot who drinks cum
>tries to project his faggot tendencies onto others

Pathetic, really.

it smells like clorox

>Do SCIENCE
>Forget to do testing of brands, quality and preservatives
>Can't even figure out why she hates low quality mayo that tastes of rancid oil
disgusting.

>not making small batches of your own mayo

t. closeted self semen taster detected

Is mayo hate anti white rhetoric? I keep hearing niggers complain about us "crackas" love for mayo.

Mayonaisse is a condiment of the gods...
youtube.com/watch?v=E4Y-9-CJRsU

dukes mayonnaise is important, and you'd best learn you damyankees.

Hellmans and """""""""miracle whip""""""""" are disgusting in comparison.

Any extra virgin olive oil will become astringent and bitter if blended. If you want to use olive oil for mayo use a whisk rather than a blender. I think this is true about other unrefined oils as well like unrefined sunflower.

Yep. Cum is much more foul and more like egg yolk/phlegm in terms of texture. Mayo is just oily rotten smelling garbage.

This. Also certain dry salami smell like cum too. Like Columbus Salami Secchi Fiore and this one Italian one I got from a deli.

I too am somewhat of an offcionado of both. Don't hesitate to take a cue from our wino friends and suck a bit of air through your teeth when tasting. This allows a brief process of oxygenization which helps the natural flavor come through.

What the fuck do black people even put on their sandwiches anyway?

They hate the everloving fuck out of mayonaise, and mustard is too strong to ALWAYS use. Do they jsut have dry as fuck sandwiches or what?

My gf loves mayo. Gonna make her read this right now.

it's aficionado

I was hoping for an "lol," not a spelling lesson.

>comparing mayo to a dead squirrel and popped zits

so is this a pop science for kids article or what, it's written like it's trying to appeal to boys in their gross-out phase

I dunno about African-Americans, but as an actual white (European) person here, I like mayonnaise but it doesn't belong in every fucking sandwich. There's a difference between being white and being a fucking German. Mayo doesn't combo well with ham, bacon or cheese, but combos well with fish, chicken, roastbeef, eggs, and most veggies.
Most non-mayo sandwiches use a combo of butter-mustard-veggies for moistrure. Some (german style) mustards are super weak for sissies like yourself.

I should get a job as an internet journalist if this is the bar on story quality.

You probably should have tried being funny and spelling correctly then.

If you could make your cum taste and have the texture of any edible liquid, with the same amount that you normally have, what would you make it?
Please remember that sticky shit will still be sticky and will probably get under your foreskin and thin shit will shoot out like pee
I would go for orange cream
I like the idea of jerking off on a cake and being able to eat it with both the delicious caek taste and the idea of eating cum

Weak mustard is a crime.

How isn't it funny? The notion of applying a wine tasting technique to sampling cum? How's that not funny? It's incredibly funny.

Is it a mustimeanor?

Maybe if you're 14 and think everything that comes from below your belt being treated with reverence is funny.
BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY DISGUSTING! GET IT?

Literal autism I had I to guess.

>goblin cum
What the fuck are you talking about?

You're using that meme wrong, kid.

>mayo doesn't go with ham bacon or cheese

you're wrong and judging by the rest of your post you're a faggot

Bourbon. Then my girlfriend might actually swallow.

Deja vu like ages ago what

oouh nigga mayonaise is naysty. lemme get extra extra ranch pls