You ARE dunking your buttered toast segments in yolks, right?

You ARE dunking your buttered toast segments in yolks, right?

>eating toast for breakfast

Only acceptable if you're eating a breakfast sandwich

>ketchup with eggs

Only acceptable if they are scrambled and you're 5 years old

Why are you buttering them first? The yolk has enough fat. Also I fucking hate you for having ketchup on that plate you goddamn monster.

What backwards country do you live in?

just put the egg on the buttered toast and cut it up

>reddit spacing

ffs

I cook them over hard and make a sandwhich out of it. I don't like to play with my food like a child.

>ketchup
Jesus Christ

>eating toast for breakfast
Yes. It is a vital component of any sensible breakfast plate.
>ketchup with eggs
I would have no problem with the ketchup in this instance, IF there was some bacon or sausage. But since there is niether OP has failed.

>Why are you buttering them first?
You are not Elwood Blues. Toast should always be buttered, especially when paired with eggs.

I eat none of those items.

Steak Quesoritto
Chalupa
Cheesy potato burrito
Grilled stuft burrito

>he never ate eggs with ketchup
what is wrong with you?

...

I'm actually a 6' 145lb (underweight) white male. Mad that I can eat garbage and not gain an ounce fatboy?

I certainly will be.

You just didn't it retard
also it's phone posting

Putting ketchup on eggs is a sign of being trashy. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it, but it does make you look like a literal man child. Like people who put ranch on pizza, or use A1 sauce on steaks.
I mean, what’s the point of learning how to cook if you’re just going to dunk it in your patented FlavorTown Sauce?

>145
>underweight
Burgers actually believe this. Try cutting down to about 130 you lardass.

>reddit spacing AND phone posting

>2017
>not owning a smart phone
You sound like a real high flyer, user.

They're called toast SOLDIERS, not segments.

ketchup reeeeeeeeee

>European education
Lol my bmi is 19.7

Do you have muscular dystrophy or something that's absolutely not a normal weight for a 6 foot man

not that user, but I'm 53 kg at 5'10 and I have no health problems or anything
if you don't work out and weigh within the norm of this graph you're probably a flobby skinnyfat