Someone sits this down in front of you and says "Enjoy!"

This

Could use pickles and peppers tho

>It's a solid block of cold cuts. That's disgusting.

fuk u

>Someone sits this down in front of you and says "Enjoy!"
Wouldn't happen.
Ever.

Tomorrow Chef John will come to your house

Ask them who they are and how the fuck they got into my apartment while dialing 911 and pointing a pistol center mass.

Oh fug iz bolis

>What do you do?
Kill my autistic kid.

Thank you!

It needs some pickles and less meat. The big block of cold cuts wouldn't be great

I'd still eat it right now because I haven't eaten in 10 hours and I'm hungry as fuck

OP here. I can't believe there's been this many replies, actually. And, just fyi, there were pickles and pepperocini on it, you just can't see them because they weren't spaced well. I always order my sandwiches with "everything".

eat it but mourn the hots that should have been

I enjoy it because that looks like a good cold cut sandwich. I don't always want one, but you better believe if I'm taking the time to order a cold cut sandwich in a deli then I aim to fucking enjoy it.

Take off the tomato and eat it
I don't know what it is about raw tomato but I just don't like it on anything

If some rando just hands me a sandwich when I'm not expecting one, I'm throwing it away.

I don't eat food offered by strangers, it could be tampered with intentionally, or maybe the person is simply not very hygienic.

If you'd accept food from random people you're fat, poor, gross, or a combination of these

if i don't know where this someone and this sandwich came from i tell them to fucxoff. if he just brought it from the register area then i look through it rmeove the onions and if it looks good i eat it and say "thanks"

I love mr. Pickle's
>Hello fellow Cali fag

thank them because it looks really f ucking good

This, messes up the texture completely

this, although the ratios are off, way too much meat

Thanks for the free lunch, bro!

way to much meat. i'd ask him for another piece of bread, pick out the half of the meat of each sandwich and enjoy now 3 instead of 2

Take away the buns.
Ten points to the first person to say why, without mentioning the word autistic or any derivatives.
One hundred points to the first person to say the correct answer

Thanks. Do you have any chips?

Hello schlomo

Hi Aiden

What's an Aiden?

This isn't my order.

A popular child's name

Ah, I guess I'm too old to get the reference. I know zero Aiden's.

A gender neutral name generation soy

Exactly, it's one of those abysmal child names like Ashleigh, Katelynn, Braelynne, Brittnneyy, or Alucard

Smart. Good foresight, you never know what gender your child will become. Now you don't have to spend extra for name changes.

Say "You too".

remove about 4/5ths of the meat before eating

Eat the fuck of it. Mr. Pickles is pretty gud.

Not bad, but it could use some more meat imo. And a nice pickle spear or two.

In USA, you also must tip 30% for a name change. Can get expensive.

little heavy on the meat. but this user is right.

why not remove some of the ham who the fuck cares?

Exactly as they say.

Or I'm just adventurous, you goddamned pussy.

How about Madison. That's a shit name.

I'd eat it pretty happily. Free sandwich, nothing too gross on it, though it does look a bit bland. Seems like what you would serve if you were handing out dozens free, which would make sense I guess.

>little heavy on the meat
there can never be to much faggot