Mother of all [wedding cakes]

mother of all [wedding cakes]

I don't know whether to eat it or fuck the chapel opening and drop a load inside of it. Seriously... no one best leave me alone in the same room with this cake

Just spray you beenis load all over it and call it done, man.

If my spouse asked for a cake like this I'd probably call it off

I wouldnt even want to eat it, but the again I'm probably a poorfag compared to the people who had this made.

The bigger and showier the wedding cake the more shit it actually is to eat desu. I'd rather just order a diorama/sculpture of the thing rather than have it in cake form so it wouldn't end up broken down or in a freezer by the end of the night.

There has only been one wedding that I've been to that had decent cake, but that's because the mother was a baker and it was a non-flashy wedding.

Shit like this confirms that we were right to just make a few trays of brownies, arrange them in a stack, and put the topper on it.

The only people who can afford a cake like that are so rich, they honestly don't give a fuck.

You're obviously not rich or anywhere close to rich. At a certain level of wealth, none of this bothers you.

Yeah yeah totally, I'm quite poor
It's a common thing to see couples spend outside their means for wedding/honeymoon and I hope to avoid that should I ever get married

Spoken like a true new money pleb. Guess how I know your only second generation?

Not that user but how much would a cake like this run? I have no idea about wedding cake prices or really any cake costs desu

I'd probably just take the time to make it myself, if I had a cold enough room.

>spouse
Fuck off with your safe words tumblr

For reference, this is an $80,000 cake. But this cake is mostly cake, whereas OP cake is mostly sugar work and non-edible pieces.

Even so, I'd estimate OP cake is somewhere in the 60-80k range, because it is more artistry than bakery expertise.

That's a nice looking cake. So the majority of the cost is really in the artist work going into the cake and not that it's a kick ass cake?

what percentage of the cake is edible material?
I declare using anything more than a dowel to stabilize layers for transport and it is not a cake

fucking duff
WOOD AND RICE CRISPY TREATS ARE NOT CAKE YOU FAT FUCK!

Correct.

Fuck, how things have changed. My wedding cake looked remarkably similar, minus two tiers, AND was delicious to boot, and it only cost $600. But, that's been a decade ago, so I guess the wedding industry has gotten even more greedy than I expected.

How is spouse a safe word

If it makes you feel better, that cake belongs to a Royal family, so it probably had diamonds studded around it, as well as "premium" ingredients like the rarest of rare vanilla. They most certainly paid for the brand as well. Whoever baked it is undoubtedly a designer level baker who only bakes extraordinarily expensive things for expensive customers.

Normal people don't spend much and don't need to. That cake is expensive because of where it is coming from, not actually what it is. Like it is a "name brand" cake and yours was a knock off China model.

Excuse me, but my cake was made by a private wedding cake specialist, and we picked her on purpose because of her reputation and exquisite quality of the cakes. We didn't go "cheap" in the least, I just think it was a different time. She also made the groom's cake, which was also amazing.

There's actually only six layers of edible cake there. The bottom three layers are for all the guests, and the top three are what they call "anniversary cake", because the tradition is to save some of your wedding cake to eat on your first anniversary for good luck. We did the same, but just with the top layer.

Notice the two chinks in the center are actual people.

Same shit as "partner"
Not the other guy btw

Get a load of this guy.

Just say wife or husband you fuck

There's a difference in expectation too.
If you're a billionaire and you take the wedding party to McDonald's you're probably gonna be on the news.

>Term is used for centuries to describe husbands and wives
>OMG le tumblr safe word!!! Quick, make a bad screencap and upload it to /r/Veeky Forums!!

Fuck off, you fucking faggots. Eat buckshot. Nobody is going to change the English language because of some fucking internet teenyboppers who go on here instead of doing their algebra homework.

Isn't the point of a wedding to spend so much of your money that you can barely afford it?
So even for a rich guy I'd assume that this cake actually cost a lot for him.

No, the point of a wedding is to get married.

If that were true then people would just get their slip for marriage and not have a ceremony.

Thats the party I wanna show up to tho.

And many do.
Wedding parties are a celebration of their "union".
Do people always spend as much money as possible on weddings where you're from? That seems insane. Especially when the couple is just about to start a life together.
Yeah, but everyone can do that. Some people are expected to do better.

Some people go into debt from the wedding alone. It doesn't help that people feel like they need to spend a ton of money on a ring as well.

How absurd.

>I wouldnt even want to eat it
it's probably inedible

but nearly all of that will just be icing.

fucking stupid

The better question is, would it hurt if you landed on it? And can I fuck it without slicing my dick up on razor sharp glaze?

I went to a wedding recently where the cake was an understated affair, and to my surprise was a red velvet cake.

It was absolutely amazing and it wasn't even that expensive.

It was just an analogy dude. It's like comparing a high quality drawing to somethif by da vinci. Your cake was good, but the maker didn't have the aura.

>the aura
This is why people laugh at you.

>Excuse me
hahahaha

In Ukraine they have wedding bread known as korovai.

Actually I'm procrastinating classical mechanics

What's the rent like in these things?

It's been a term used for I don't even know how long.
Also if someone uses "husband" they're usually berated for being a woman or a faggot.

I guarantee that whoever's cake that was will be divorced in a year.

Looks delicious tbqh famalam

Ok.

>guess how i know your

All I can imagine happening with this cake is someone tripping and falling into it in some 80s or 90s comedy.

What the fuck, user.

is this even edible

You people have serious problems. Add to the discussion or don't respond at all. Triggered faggot.

What a terrible tradition. I wouldn't eat cake that's one week old, let alone one year old.

Needs more piped frosting rosettes OP.

Haven't seen someone get this defensive over a fucking cake in ages.

Jesus Christ it's a pink splog sponge penis.

Don't be stupid. You freeze the cake. As long as it's been wrapped properly, it tastes fine. The frosting ( fondant works best) protects it as well.

No, it's mostly sugar work and plastic supports.

>gets triggered by words on the internet
>calls someone else tumblr

I don't even like cake. If I got married I'd just pick one up at Safeway on the way there, or better yet just not get one and order in wedding pizzas instead.

Not the work, the quality guarantee and the name involved.

Could get you get 10 cakes of similar quality for her per hour costs? Sure. Would they be flawless 100 times out of a 100, doubtful.

Damn, that's a beautiful cake. Very old world

100% edible. Everything you see you can eat

>implying you wouldn't just do whatever the fuck your wife wants

go back to facebook normalfag,

>alright user, here's your production list for the day
> - 100x batch of buttercream frosting
> - 1000 white rosettes
> - 1000 light pink rosettes
> - 1000 pink rosettes

Ha, I just check back in this thread. People sure got riled up, huh? Just fyi, I've never had a Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, or even an ancient MySpace account. I don't do social media, at ALL. It's for the stupid. So bite me, faggot.
t."normalfag"

This. Since most brides families pay for the wedding, she'll get whatever she wants. If you want to make the decisions, you'll have to pony up.

>implying I'll ever have a wife

I can't even get a job, let alone a date. The entire scenario was hypothetical anyway.

>no reddit listed in his no frequent list

Go bag to reddit then, normalfag.

i just realized that those are figures in the centre and not actual people

i thought this was some massive wedding cake

They spent that much on the cake and the figures look like they came from the dollar store.

I had a piece of this cake it was pretty good desu

>policing comments
fuck off back to l e d d i t faggot

save a piece for the day you sign the divorce

my dike cousin spent $50k on her gay wedding just to piss off her parents

that's a roastie thing not a dyke thing, my straight roastie cousins each spent like six figures on their "dream" weddings. thinking about it makes me sick

all of my gay dude friends who have gotten married did the ceremony at city hall. I wish I was a fag, life would be so much simpler without roasties

Exactly why it’s a safe word. It’s a way to avoid revealing information

The best wedding I personally ever had wasn't even a traditional wedding cake. Every table had a huge bowl of trifle in the middle. The cake was rum soaked, had the lightest airy cream and the raspberries, strawberry's and blackberries were all the perfect mix of not too sweet and not too tart.

Roastie detected. No man cares about wedding cakes this much

you sound gay as fuck faggot

Why are you so insecure with your sexuality user?

>I wish I was a fag
Pretty sure you are a fag.

You are also a dyke.

Decent people who marry for the right reasons don't get divorced. Only shitheels, and people who've been involved in donestic abuse get divorced.

Lol, as if. I said I don't do social media. Plebbit, afaik, is still a social media site, because you have to sign up i think. So no, I don't use that either.

>forums are all social media because you have to sign up to use them

Think before typing next time.

>excuse me
hee hee
I love the smell of butthurt in the mornibg.

lmao

>roastie
You are a fag, silly.
You don't like women, ergo, fag.

Goddamn, you're stupid.

wanting to have sex with something doesn't require you to like it

Imagine being this triggered over words on the internet.
/pol/ truly is the new cancer.

>people falling for the 2 months salary meme
Anyone who legitimately thinks that's an acceptable amount of money to drop on a ring needs to be fucking castrated.

Tell me where she shits and I'll go roll in it.

Kinda depends on your salary but yeah you can get a big diamond for $2k

>diamond rings
They don't even look good senpai

If you want to kick your engagement off with disappointment then be my guest. It will sufficiently lower her expectations for the wedding night at least