What are the most Veeky Forums dog names?

What are the most Veeky Forums dog names?

Just named my pit bull pup King Henry VIII.

Pic related. My old wiener dog-terrier, Arthur Leigh Allen.

Cute dog. Pretentious name.

You're the kind of guy who'd name his son "Thaddeus" or some shit.

Just what the fuck is wrong with Thaddeus?

>Not naming him Brutus, so the irony is sweeter whenever he pisses on the furniture or gnaws the remote.

I have a dog named Tiffany and I have no idea how that came about but I pretend it's from Breakfast at Tiffany's especially when I feed her in the mornings because breakfast at Tiffany's.
That's the end of my doggo story.

If I had a pug I'd name him Tao Lin.

My grandfather was a Thaddeus.

My woofer is named Ahab, after the captain.

quality woofers

I named almost all my pets after pokemon.

10/10 ungodly, godlike doggo.

Clive Barker.

I sure hope you don't break up the Federated Commonwealth

Osborne

your pit bull deserves to be poisoned

I named my doggo Nietszche, and now he's dead.
feelsbadman.jpg

...

I always thought Faulkner would make a good name for a dog

Freya

You, your mom, and your sister deserve rape.
Kill ys

>over 200 dog breeds to pick from
>gets a pitbull

I hope you did your research before you went out and bought it, as in don't let it around other dogs when it's matured. It's not a matter of training, it's genetics.

Love,
/an/

Libgen.io

What's it with insecure manlets always getting the savage negro of the dog world?

Racist

I named my animals Get Crunk, Oingo Boingo, and Monster Mash

>having a dog that small

fag detected. Better than a pitbull though

It belongs to my girlfriend. Yeah you heard me, GIRLFRIEND.

10/10
also checked

Former gf had a Siamese named Mao whose food dish was known as the little red bowl.

sexual violence against female family members is sure cool you are edgy kys

Not him but if I met your dog I'd kick his guts out in a heartbeat

Why have a dog when you can have a cat called Barbarossa?

you should be poisoned too

Melmoth

My first cat is called Trabant or Trabby because I love Trabants and she purrs like one

My second cat is called BigManSucc or Biggy