Coldstone sends me coupon for buy 1 get 1 free ice cream

>Coldstone sends me coupon for buy 1 get 1 free ice cream
>it's cold out, don't want it
>also don't want to waste free food
>reluctantly drive there and get my ice cream
>force myself to eat it
>it's not even that good

>Buy one get one free
Like a worse version of half price because you have to buy more.
>Drive there
Petrol cost.

Nigga, you dumb.

>buy 1 get 1 free
>is free food

No, that's not free food. That's 2, non-free foodstuffs.

well what did you get?
if it wasn't the mint mint chocolate chocolate chip you obviously failed

>mint mint chocolate chocolate
Is that really the name, or did you have a minor stroke?

Cheesecake flavor with graham crackers mixed in

Are you by chance a 200 pound woman?

I'm completely aware of how retarded the name is but its good

Milkshake:
simple Sweet Cream Base Flavor. With Gram crumbs and coconut.

Mint and chocolate is gross

I refuse to eat at Cold Stone creamery because it was founded by Donald Sutherland and he acted in the hunger games movies. Those movies are Khazarian predictive programming and a wink from global elites that they kill people for amusement. He was great in Kelly’s Heroes and The Dirty Dozen though.

We have Cold Rock in Australia and I don't like it. Their ice cream is shit and the whole place seems to be centrered around the gimmick being able to choose the crushed up chocolate bar that goes into your subpar ice cream.
We have amazing gelato here so I would never bother with Cold Rock anymore.

ytw he doesnt prefer ice cream in the winter

_Pleb

The virgin Coldstone vs the chad Cold Rock

>its a deal so i have to dpend money on it
Whats it like being a tool?

This. It was nice when I was a child but then I realised you can DIY that shit for under half price

>no rasp/strawberries

You're gross

Is this pasta? Its hilarious either way.

Whats it like being this crazy?

Christ this looks delicious

Did you partake in your local scream at the sky rally today with your antifa friends?