Take girl out to dinner

>take girl out to dinner
>having a great time
>start thinking about her eating
>think about how it will turn to shit
>think about her shitting
>lose interest in her
>excuse myself and leave early
I fucking hate what this board has done to me

That's all on you mate.
>he isn't turned on by shit

Is that Alyssa milanos ass?

Everybody poops.

Who cares. It looks good but its just gonna fart and betray you

Sounds like your blaming your own hang ups on this board.
I don't think shit has ever been a particularly popular Veeky Forums topic

yeah sounds like you're repressing your shit fetish

>thinking about her shit
And you lost interest?
A real man would be rock hard at that thought

Not if mine farts first.

>not wanting to be eaten by a beautiful woman and having your flesh and being digested and absorbed into her thus providing her with energy and being a part of her while she shits out your remains in contempt for being such a good meal

No sir, YOU have a problem

>real men are fart fetishists
Literally kys yourself

>gf clogs toilet
>guess who has to plunge it
We did not have sex that night

When you were young did you ever imagine thats how sexual relationships would end up

>poor grammar
>likes farts > poop
Leave, leave the grils and their poo poo to us chads

Girls dont do that stufd around chad. They keep their farts hidden for him.

What a fucking baby you are. There's a perfect book you need to read, it's for toddlers, and it's called "Everybody Poops".

>implying you would know

You seem to have mistyped /d/ or /b/

>high-waisted women's jeans
this trend cannot die soon enough

I want high waisted panties to make a come back. That look makes me so hard.

Those are called "French cut" panties.

Whatever they're called I want to see them on more girls

>calling them panties
>not brapper covers

They actually are starting to make somewhat of a comeback in mainstream media but I don't know if everyone would really make a trend out of it again. I'd welcome it, but I'm not sure if it's going to actually happen.

You grew up in the 90's i take it.

that made me laugh out loud.

...sometimes.
Sometimes everything is wrong
Now it's time to sing along

>femdom
>vore
I too was a femdom and vore connoisseur until I realized I was a tranny

Yep. Born in 85.

Why, what's wrong with you? Don't you like seeing the nice butt shape?

hey OP, what do you think a week long diet of raisins, maple syrup and oreos would look like coming out of her south mouth?

>be an autopsy assistant
>the idea that every person you are talking to is just an animated bag of rotting meat has become a fully concrete awareness.
>have a hard time feigning interest in things anybody says anymore because they're just dead people who aren't dead yet

I'm not well.

This cute girl at my work stunk out the work toilet the other day.
I was kind of impressed.

>t. 15 year old in a 30 year old's body
It is painfully depressing to see people acting like hormonal teenagers. Didn't puberty end for you yet? Jesus.

It's always weird to think of attractive girls doing smelly shits.

'82, and i agree with you on the high cut panties. And high cut one-piece swimming suits.

Maybe you just need to be a bit more open-minded.

>And high cut one-piece swimming suits.

Hnnnnng I had so many Pam pictures on my wall as a kid. I couldn't believe that shitty Baywatch reboot didn't even feature red high cut one pieces. Didn't watch it purely because of that.

Kind of going through a second puberty right now. :^)

t. 15 year old girl in a 20 year old guys body

what

You just need to chill, OP, everyone has butts which can let out any size, smell, or quantity of shit and there's nothing you can do about it -- what do you think she thought of your butt and its capability to shit?

I imagine for the most part hot women don't take smelly shits because if their hot they are probably skinny. Skinny women presumably aren't eating bacon cheeseburgers or too much red meat and cheese in general.

>t. 15 year old girl in a 20 year old guys body

t. mentally ill

Pam was sexy. Yasmine was sexy and cute.

>t. not limitingly bound by tradition

>not limitingly bound by tradition

So normal?

Drink white wine with my wife all night long, what comes out of her the next day will take your breath away.
No amount of perfume can fix this.

>being normal
what are you, some kind of normie?

Story of my fucking life man

Failed normie

Live alone, financially secure but no friends, social life, girlfriend or hobbies.

>trannies and shit fetishes, truly the height of Veeky Forumsuisine

Even the slower boards are turning to (literal) shit these days.

that just means you're a disgusting normalfag and almost as bad as the tranny.

>tfw had to become a tranny in order to eventually become a normalfag and leave this dump

>>think about her shitting
>>lose interest in her

How can you say you love someone when you can't even lovingly imagine them shit?

You a cutie

Repent immediately.

>Yasmine was sexy and cute.
She was the best. I had this poster on my wall.

this
OP is, yet again, a faggot

>normalfags are as bad as trannys

lol what group is good in your opinion?

Don't REM me bro.

this
wymens start farting when dey gits comfy

Who else feels a tiny bit bad when you go out to dinner with ur qt3.14 and she eats half her food because she feels uncomfortable having sex while totally full and there you are just pounding down food.

You're a fag. My ex and I were so comfortable around eachother we'd have fart discreet flatulence battles. Well, they were more like minor engagements, really. I'd fart in complete silence but she'd wait til I was about to vomit from something else and fuggin ambush me. Really miss her.

you poop too bro

Yes but it's MY poop not SOMEONE ELSE's poop, eww.

>>think about how it will turn to shit
>>think about her shitting
>>lose interest in her
You are bad marrige material nothing of value has been lost

Never.

Dated a girl like this. Would always mention not "overeating" because of the uncomfortable full feeling she'd have later whilst I slammed her guts. Worked for me as I still got my jakes off and also got an extra serving of complimentary bread. I remember joking with her that it was "fuel for the sex machine"

She's gone now.

did you kill her?

No, she perished in a random beheading accident involving my freezer. At least as far as the police are concerned

She lives in his guts. Don't think that counts as killing.

>Fartsnagger

hows prison jeff