Welp, another binge on a Friday night, of ice cream pop corn, cola, and lots of chocolate...

Welp, another binge on a Friday night, of ice cream pop corn, cola, and lots of chocolate. Normally I'd go outside and feel bad about life in public and, on Fridays and Saturdays, watch the Chads and Staceys on Shoreditch High Street live the life I missed out on, but I can't be bothered.

>aged 26
>never had female attention ever
>had no friends for years
>passionate about nothing
>default to being the ugly beta loser of every workplace I take part in, including my current one
>fully redpilled about the easiness of women's lives and their disgust of non-Chads, my bleak professional prospects due to not being a normie, th
>binge every single day on junk food and coffee to stop thinking about my life
>inb4 "just lift bro!", I squat 4 plate but it changed nothing

It feels like I need incredible willpower just to go to the store while every normie is plugged right in to the grid and can read every other normie's mind and is instantly accepted. It feels like society is one big propagandafest that you are relentlessly abused for not agreeing with ("Ignore the fact that women get 100 Tinder matches a day while non-Chad males get none!" "Read these long classic books or else you're dumb!") Life as an non-Chad male just involves being ground up by society.

When I was walking to the underground station from my office job near very famous landmarks, I saw a woman posing for a selfie in front of a famous building. She stopped posing for a second, saw me looking at her, and she had a not very pleased looking expression. Then she went back to posing for her selfie. This serves as a good metaphor for a lot of stuff I write about.

I counted my outlook calendar and saw that I've skipped about 9 social events since I started work in May. I ran out of things to say the one time I went to lunch with someone in my first week. They did as well and they were extroverted. It was what I always worried socialising would be like for me, only I felt crushing apathy instead of embarrassment

Nobody cares you worthless paki. Neck yourself.

This is not /r9k/, go bother them with your shit.

Also, I don't know if this is pasta or not but just in the case it's not, you desire too much, you want the world to open up to you without making any effort. Read more, work out, if you think that people will help you in any way, go find new people to talk to, you do that by having something in common with them to talk about and from there you move to personal conversation. You don't have interest or hobbies? get one, find what people do arround you and start trying it out and if you fail use that as experience for the next time you try.

You think that you're important that people will give a fuck if you're not able to socialize properly and act like an autistic fuck but people don't care about other people that are not in their immediate social circle. Learn to laugh at yourself, it's important to learn that the world doesn't end when you fuck up socially.

Go read the tao te ching and the stoics, they help with this.

OP, there's no helping you. It's the same shit every day, and apparently on at least 3 different boards. What do you even get from these threads? Most of the people who respond to them insult you, with a small minority offering practical advice which you ignore. At first I hated you, then I thought you were funny, then I started to pity you. Now I'm just confused. What do you want out of life? Why did your parents even let you move out? It should be apparent to anyone that you're a walking catastrophe

wannabe tripfag

do you think you're a book?

Nigga, no one cares. Many people experience this and have the good sense to know other people don't want to hear it.

You talk about being apathetic but it's obvious you care quite a bit. And I don't get the whole Chad thing. None of my friends are Chads and all of them do really well with women. Most women seem repulsed by Chads. The only ones who like them are the ditzy ones who spend all day on Instagram and Tinder hidden beneath several layers of makeup.

>Be yourself tier advice

What I wouldnt give to stab you in the face...

>my friends do really well with women
>are not chads

That's the fucking definition of Chad.

No. Chad is an archetype that doesn't exist. If getting laid enabled Chaddom then many of the "nu-males" you deride would also be considered "Chad." Unironically get your shit together dude.

chad is sort of real, i've seen chaddish dudes in my day, basically they're just well groomed, decent looking, and talk to everything with a vagina looking for any sign of interest, one of the most chadly bros i ever saw at college was average height like maybe 5'10" or sth, short than me, and he was out of shape with a bit of a belly, and he talked openly about playing nerdy MMORPGs in class, like he would talk about playing Everquest (this was the big pre-WoW game) all weekend, and even things that should be embarrassing like having his mom come in his room (he lived at home off campus) and see used condoms and junk food wrappers, i mean there was almost nothing to separate this guy from a horrible neckbeard except he had perfectly groomed hair, no facial hair, and his clothes were generic office casual rather than star wars merchandise etc. on most neckbeards...i was always jelly that he would always end up fucking the hottest chick in every class, but to be honest the dude was a perfect example of "just be yourself" he was an out of shape MMORPG addict with mediocre grades who lived at home with his parents, but there was no shame in his game, i don't know, but when ppl talk about "chad" i always think of him, even tho he's not the "ideal" chad, but he was a real chad, u feel me

So not a chad by anyone else's definition in any form.
Chad used to mean Jock, now it's just The Other who has sex.

I do well with women and I'm slightly overweight and covered in crust punk looking DIY tattoos. I'm incredibly antisocial and drop acid, read, and play guitar alone almost every Saturday. Females still talk to me.

Not literature
Please delete this thread and kys, in that order

Saged and reported

Just think, people like him will always believe these things. Even as adults they continue to believe. Then remember people alrready do think like this, and always have. Then realise these people can vote. Democracy is the worst meme.

>Chad used to mean jock

when did it ever mean this? jocks are fucking corny and reek of gayness, once you get out of high school absolutely no one cares about "jocks" unless they are literally on the football team, which consists of about i don't know a couple dozen people

I'm not saying "be yourself", I'm saying go fuck up, go make mistakes, do drugs, fuck hookers, steal books, whatever you feel like trying. You're most likely gonna fail at most of these things but failing is the first step torwards not completley sucking at something, as long as you keep doing it.

>play guitar alone almost every Saturday
then u don't do that well with women, most people who do well with women are fucking them on saturday night, not noodling out an emo ditty, not saying chicks aren't attracted scrubby addict looking kids but in your case it sounds like there's room for improvement

Chad's the guy in pastel polo shirts holding a red plastic cup who steals your girl. Chad's name is John and he hates every single one of you. Chad has too much hair gel and cologne, wears tight t-shirts to show off his pecs.

Quit binge eating like a 12 year old. Start lifting, eat better, vegetables, fruits, proteins, water, etc. Go on Veeky Forums they should be able to help with that. Probabbly part of the reason you feel like shit is because your body is a lumpy mass of sugar.

Is it? But none of them are masculine, fit, vacuous, or outgoing. They don't seem very Chaddish to me.

So if you're masculine, fit, etc. but fail to get laid does that negate Chad-status? What about dating someone below your "league?" Also what if you're masculine and fit but relatively ugly? Or what if you have a Stacey significant other and all markers of Chaddom but you're gay?
Chad is just an archetype that excels where one falls short, yes?

Start with the greeks.

Staying in is a choice for some. I chased skirts for 15 years on and off because of relationships but reading and music are more interesting than vagina for me. At least for now.

OP I like your threads my dude at least you're doing something right.