Is this what it's like to eat somewhere besides your mattress in the corner of your room lit only by the computer...

Is this what it's like to eat somewhere besides your mattress in the corner of your room lit only by the computer screen?

Me on the left.

I’ve fucked this girl multiple times

No you haven't. I actually kinda know her, she went to my highschool.

...

High school? She isn't even out of middle school.

Rip
>me too

who is this...

is her name madison?

>grating cheese
>honoring the sanctity of the marital bed
Is there anything this perfect being can't do?

>no gf

Me too.

...

pup

Repair her asshole

she knows shes a qt3.14 look how she eats the cherry. Who eats a cherry tongue first like that

Annoying women

Jack

No. This is what its like to be 14 and have a stupid girl have a stupid crush on you.

Adults don't act this way.

...

Is that John McCain?

>Who eats a cherry tongue first like that
Oh I might know someone...