HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS I CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT FUCK

just copy what they do in your cartoons

Nigga just use a fork

Get an elastic band and tie them at the ends. That's how children used to learn in Japan

That's not pepe you mongs.

But it starts to hurt very quickly whenever I try this.

Well then get some finger muscles.

I literally just hold them in one hand and manually open and close them. It's a lot easier on the muscles and tends to pick up more food but with less precision the normal way does. The restaurants often think I'm fucking retarded for doing it but fuck it it works.

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Reddit reject crew has arrived.

You literally have to have some kind of neurological condition to not be able to figure chopsticks out.

This. This is just another shitposting board lowering thread.

I bet you like the flicks of Villenueve and Tarantino.

Frogposters are cancer.

>Hold the first stick like you would a pencil
lies, that is NOT how its done

you start by resting stick one on your thumb and end of your ring finger. Hold it like this, should feel sturdy and you can lift it with your ring finger and hold down with your thumb

then stick two goes from the end of your thumb to tip of your middle finger. You should then be able to press down on stick 2 while holding with thumb against hand.

Now you can hold things with chopsticks

It's really terrible how our collective sense of humor has become so depresingly ironic. It's so steeped in ironic self loathing that it actually makes people depressed, as if only to add an other layer to the joke.

I hate that image because it's so fucking accurate

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Haha I know some of those words

its really fucking easy actually. but then again, i've been working at a rinky dink chinese restaurant for the past 5 years and eat there literally every day

>tfw i can successfully eat globs of sticky rice with chop sticks

the 'collective' always has been and always will be fucking terrible

frogposting is cancer but i'd rather not go back to the days of LOL LIMEWIRE either

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man i miss the old days. i've been here for 12 miserable fucking years

snap them in half horizontally

snap them in half, roll up the paper they came in, put the paper in between the ends you hold, and secure it all together with a rubber band. Once you start feeling shame, learn to use them without the rubber band.

>tfw i can successfully eat globs of sticky rice with chop sticks
Why is that an achievement? Eating sticky rice is easy. Eating a single grain of rice at a time might be an achievement, not eating globs of sticky rice.

Stab mr. wang chan with the chop sticks (They aren't sharp, so aim for somewhere squishy) and then grab a fork while they are bleeding out.

am i the only one who really enjoys current Veeky Forums humor?
been here since 2005, but pink wojacks and frogposting is hilarious

I always thought I was decent with chopsticks (for a white guy) having used them since I was a kid. until I started dating a Korean girl and realized I had no idea what I was doing. She makes me feel better by saying a lot of Koreans are full retard with chopsticks however.
Korean chopsticks are way skinnier and heavier than other types I also noticed.

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jesus fuck,calm your hysterical tits.

Second panel was best Veeky Forums.
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>still posting pepe

if the food right for it i usually just angle them and use them as a shovel.

Pepe collection i started a couple days ago pls r8

bonus wojaks

dumb frogposter