ITT: gore

ive done this. it really works. think of it like a terrys chocolate orange

the juice being thinner than milk or coffee makes it break down really quickly though. you have to dunk quickly or you lose your cookie

Aah, what the fuck is that?!

It can be, and is. Ignore the others losing their composure over child's play.

How is this gore? Delicious.

is this who i think it is

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>get leftover haloween shit nobody likes
>buy 50 cent frozen pizza
>burn
>take photo
>throw away
>enjoy 500K likes on your social media religion of choice.

I don't know what's worse, the watermelon pizza or this.

Cheesy ramen

Im high as hell and I would totally eat that

the watermelon pizza
I mean they're both pretty equal, but fuck the watermelon pizza

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why not just put it in a bowl filled with water and put the bowl in a sink...

I would try it

That's gross but if he's planning on cooking the beef fully there shouldn't be any health issues...

extra bowl to clean

People disgusted have never tried this.

Orange and chocolate work great together.

what the fuck? eating ramen out of a shoe thats so weird inb4 it gets called art or something stupid

but it would still contaminate the sink

fuck, you're right, I wasn't thinking with lazy person logic

I wish a cute girl would "make" me eat food out of her shoe

It's fine, don't be such a little faggot.

Nothing wrong here.

Takes up half the sink for hours. I would wash my hands over his basin with basil scented soap

Gore straight from the store.

But does that change anything? I already consider any foodstuffs that touches the sink to be contaminated and need a wash/rinse.

Might as well sprinkle plastic on my enchiladas.

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>now melts

would b nice w/ bread

>now melts

It's been a thing for years, soup in granny shoes is a classic.

Pork and apple works fine, this would actually be pretty lit. The food coloring might look a bit gross when cooked though.

>now melts!

These fake foods are seriously suspicious.

Sinks are dirty anyway. It won't make a difference.

my lord god in heaven, jesus christ, holy mother of god. legit terrifying.

>still contains peanuts

Then just eat fucking peanut butter!

I love it when companies can't legally call something "cheese" or "meat" when they put so much fucking garbage and filler and chemicals in their food.

>105 mg sodium
>0% everything else

>Refrigerate after opening
This is basically just spreadable, edible, peanut flavored rubber

the ingredients listed in there look alright, it's all just vegetable fiber.

Its like some futuristic diet food with zero nutrients that your body could use, just some chemicals that react with your tongue and nothing else.

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why is this allowed

>Read nothing but chemicals
>"My mother is allergic to peanuts, maybe we should buy this"
>Peanut Extract

Why the fuck would you buy this then? holy shit.

>Salty cold milk with soggy chunks of Cheetos
And black people shit on white peoples' cuisine all the time, holy fuck what a nightmare.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

the company makes products geared towards diabetics who can't eat sugar. also popular with keto dieters for the same reason. i've had walden farms maple syrup and strawberry jam and they were just vile.

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Walden Farms pretty much makes synthetic food.

I unironically enjoy this with the crunchy cookies

Would my converse do, user?

Good lord why does this exist

what did it do before it melted???

i swear to god that shit straight up sublimates
i found something like that once, wasn't the same brand but basically the same stuff
i put it on top of a frozen pizza and cooked it like normal
by the time it was done, the "cheese" had fucking vanished
like, i would have noticed it because it was a different color than the pizza cheese
i considered the possibility that what i bought was shreds of butter, because it didn't say what it actually was on the package, but i've never seen shredded butter before, so i don't know what the fuck happened

It's mostly oil so it probably became liquid and soaked into it.

>you can cook household chemicals out of meat

At least the presentation is alright, if you used almost any other red material (i.e Cherries like a normal human)

Tis the season.

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Do Americans really eat this?

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Reminds me of that chicken curry served in a scooped out pineapple from Mister Ajikko except the one you posted looks disgusting as fuck.

Look VERY closely at the bottle. Pay close attention to the text.

by this logic you could boil your own shit and eat it

wait,this was orange juice?
I thought it was egg yolk

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You are like small baby. Let me show you something

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It says Amerikansk there in plain Swedish.

I don't know what the fuck that means but the bottle also has that cuck nation flag, I forget the name they get bombed and raped all the time because it's the law.

The desperate Euro is trying to compare America to one of the *stan countries like Afghanistan. Despite the fact that the EU is currently being overrun by Muslim "refugees" and is allowing them to rape and murder as they please.

*gets shot at a concert*
*gets shot at church*

*gets blown up at concert
*gets run over by truck in broad daylight

It's mostly just sugar anyway.

Fucking chill, it's a joke. Everyone knows Swedish Sharia Law doesn't allow for bacon to be used in any form.

This is peak "American food". It's even measured in cups ffs.

>pic

THERE'S KIDDIES STARVING IN THE YEMEN!

Protip: 90% of the time some dumbass Euro puts "American" on a package of something weird, it's not.

I bought their chocolate spread once. Tasted so much like chemicals I had to keep looking at the label to make sure I wasn't eating some kind f cleaning paste.

>www.waldenfarms.com

come on dude I didn't need to know this

its like eating nothing.

>stitch up abunch of snapchats
>Journalism

Peanut butter is a staple of keto dieting, though. You can eat up to 6 tablespoons per day of most peanut butter brands (note: your brand may vary) and still be under 20g carbs (if you eat no other carbs).

>invades Poland, France, Belgium, Norway, Sweden, Russia, pretty much everywhere
>genocides the Moors, the Yids, the Gyppos, the Ukrainians, whoever else is available
>has sections of lands that are set aside for UXO cleanup for the next century because of WW1

Europe is so progressive!

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