He eats pizza with a fork

>no lobes
confirmed fgt pedo

It's a skit for comedic effect in a video about how people eat pizza

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Pizza AND donuts with a fork here.

No reason to get your hands dirty.

the Italians do, but their pizza is generally different from what america sees as pizza anyway. My suggestion would be to stop wasting so much effort on caring about how other people live their lives, especially when their actions don't affect you in any way. But ironically, that's just my own opinion.

>stop wasting so much effort on caring about how other people live their lives, especially when their actions don't affect you in any way.
Heh, Veeky Forums would lose 90% of its posts immediately.

In Napoli, pizza is served with knife and fork in a sit down restaurant situation, and locals actually use them. On the other hand, a street vendor will sell slices on paper, meant to be eaten out of hand while on the run. Personally, I will watch the locals, and imitate their behavior. In private, I will stuff my face like a starving, half crazed, lunatic.

If I ever saw some faggot de-greasing his pizza and then eating it with a fork, I'd follow him back to his Prius and beat him half to death.

>be a retarded anime sperg
>pretend the site you're posting on is still about anime despite the need for losers to use it as a social crutch dying with the rise of social media
>post reaction images because he never outgrew it like the older, smarter boys
The only reason you hold your opinion is because you deserve to be bullied.

>the Italians do
No they don't.

t.living in Italy

Anime

Do everyone a favor, shut the fuck up and fuck off back to red.dit while you're at it

>red.dit
My DNS provider isn't resolving this.

yes everybody in italy does this

Just put a Trump sticker on his prius and have his diverse roommates do it for you.

kek

I don't believe anybody bunblefucks their way around a pizza like this mincing faggot, but yes some chodes will use a knife and fork.

you seriously have to wonder if this fuck is some sort of alien, as unfamiliar with these human "utensils" as it is pizza.

The only time it's acceptable to eat pizza with utensils is if the structural integrity of the crust or the topping ratio makes it impossible to transfer to your mouth without it falling apart and ruining your suit.

is this a parody video?

youtu.be/YfbVkQHh8s4

what a fucking faggot like oh my god nigga god damn xD

>i care about how other people live their lives because mine is so boring
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I do it if the slice is a floppy piece of shit or if I'm not in the mood to wolf it down in under a minute because once I'm holding a slice of pizza I basically inhale it.

Wow everyone in this video is insufferable. New Yorkers are scum.

No wax paper and no place to wash my hands = I eat with a fork.

is that from sweden

that looks very swedish

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I was so happy when I found the word cringe, years ago, because I just couldn't describe the feeling I get then plastic cutlery rubs against cardboard plates. How the fuck can he do it without shivers all over his spine

They do.

I use a knife and fork so I don't get my hands greasy. The fact that it's holding the pizza in its hand at the beginning anyway fucking triggers me

are you a germophope?

now that's a soyboy

so is soyboy the new term that channers like to call other people?
is it the new "numale" and are they interchangeable
im new to this fresh "soyboy" craze
serious questions looking for serious answers

I do if it’s a particularly messy or cumbersome pizza.

Do Americans really eat with hands at restaurants? Truly a third world shithole.

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Some foods are easier to eat with your hands like pizza, sandwiches, chicken or ribs if the bones are still in, etc. but at least we aren't forced to use our hands

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I'm bad at biting things so when the cheese is still particularly melty trying to bite off some pizza will pull off the rest of the cheese and toppings and leave me with just bread and tomato to eat afterward. For this reason I will sometimes use a fork to compensate for my deficient jaw structure.

>I'm bad at biting things
the absolute state of soyboys

Seriously though, are a normal person's incisors supposed to touch or overlap when their jaw is fully closed? I have like a millimeter or two of clearance there and I find I have difficulty biting through thin things sometimes and I don't know what's normal.
I did not eat any soy during childhood, if that effects development somehow.

Mine almost fully overlap without much gap, the top teeth in front (otherwise i would look super retarded)

in school we would just hold it sideways so the grease ran off

I mean, if I had poop on my hands and didn't want to wash it off, I'd probably do this

>In Napoli, pizza is served with knife and fork
thats because in Napoli they dont cut pizza for you and the fork is standard on the table every fucking where. you eat with fork you are clearly a turist.

was about to say the same
there's a 0% chance that guy isn't swedish
disgusting country

it came from /pol/
it means low-t male from consuming soy
nevermind all the other shit like, actual milk, plastics, and environmental impacts that also contribute, no the issue is entirely to blame on EVIL SOY!