ITT: Junk food you can't stop praying to

ITT: Junk food you can't stop praying to.

I pray towards scattles 5 times a day.

Fucking hot Cheetos and hot fries

The trick is MSG, I buy it for at home so I can add it to spicy foods.

spotted the black guy.

not that thats bad i just only ever see black people eating these

Zebra cakes.
Fuck all the other forms of Zebra sweets, the cakes are the best.

I'm white as fuck and like them. The jalapeno ones are better, though.

The fuck are even on these
Never tasted any type of spicy seasoning salt or chili powder that tastes as good and addicting. Back of ingredients lists shit like maltodextrin, red 40 and "flamin hot seasoning" Is it a secret? How do they achieve that taste I must know

Too lazy to post pic, but Sour Patch Kids. The texture as you bite into them is fucking addicting. I could probably eat a shit ton of turkish delight too, but I moderate myself because they are 'gourmet'

where is the zebra sourced

>flamin hot seasoning
How are they actually allowed to do this? Shouldn't they have to disclose everything?

sometimes

Most countries allow companies to label combinations of ingredients under just "spices" or something similar. I assume there was a strong lobby for this to protect trade secrets.

These fuckers

My father always bought a large bag of Andy Capp's Hot Fries as part of his lunch at work and he'd let me have whatever was left when he got home.
I've loved those things from an early age.

, I rip the skin.

lololol

Ecks dee

I really like these, but I gotta admit, cake donuts are a close second

Has anyone else had this thing? Fucking unbelievable

So good

Shit, I really want one of these.

I can literally taste it from here and I've never had one. I'm drooling.

Hot fries used to be my favorite as a kid but as I grew older either they changed the formula or my taste buds changed. Every time I've recently tried them they tasted stale and unflavorful. I remember them tasting way better and the fries were a lot bigger.

They used to use beef tallow and now use veggie crap. Tastes much worse.

this looks literally delicious

Where did you buy this?

Walmart probably

Yes, walmart

>eating a parasite just because it tastes good

My favorite

McDouble

>be me
>always have an xxl bag of PB M&Ms in EACH of my bike's saddle bags for on-the-go snacking
>everybody knows me as "the dude on the bike with the m&m feed bags"
>riding around the park one day, snacking, just chilling
>the neighborhood black kids see me
>try to avoid them because i don't want to get bullied again
>YO MY NIGGA LEMME GEHA HANFUL DEM EMINEMS
>"i don't have any left and i have to get home for dinner bye-bye now"
>they fucking ambush me and knock me off my bike
>M&Ms scatter everywhere
>those niggers snatch up all my M&Ms
>NIGGA Y U LYIN
>YOU GOT ALL KINE-AH EMINEM
>take my fucking bike too
It's still my favorite snack

Nachos, ball park style, made at home with tons of 'peños

Fuck yes my nigger

>tfw they don't sell them in Canada, except at halloween in small ass packets with tootsie rolls

I am nursing a pretty serious Oreo addiction right now.

Sour patch kids are good, its unfortunate they cripple my tongue half way in

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get that mexican shit off of your e

What's the best Limited Edition meme flavor? Cinnamon roll or red velvet?

So good.

So glad they don't sell it here; I would live on that shit.

nigga, the 2 chips my dad eats are spicy pork rinds, and spicy cheetos and he is the whitest fucker i know

Have had this exact brand and can confirm it is great. Problem is it is one of those "I can have just one more bite" type of snacks.

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The ice cream cookie sandwich gets me every time phams

This but the M&M's ones.

Damn never heard of these but they look fuckin great

Baked Lays

only fucking shoppers(CVS) sells them so I'm recognizable at my local one for always getting the same thing. they overcharge for everything, I'm not buying normal stuff there. Only Baked Lays

I picked up a box at WalMart yesterday. The cream has a subtle banana flavor. A recipe on the box recommends trying the Banana Twins with ice cream.

I'm going to try it, just because of y'all