ITT: fictional foods you would eat

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A tasty McD burger.

They sell these now, they taste like shit desu

You can buy reptar bars though...at least you could a month or so back.

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It looks like mashed pickles and ketchup on a bun

You aren't far off, just add some fish sticks, lard, and processed cheese.
Served with powdered milk.

Pretty much everything from miitopia

bachelor chow

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what was it meant to be?

ABSOLU-TIVELY

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These huge burgers.

How creative user.

Those burgers look too intelligent for me

Just about any burger.

Regular show burger mf

I've always wanted to eat a ginger kid with purple dork glasses.... desu...

YES, THE KANKERBURGER
O god, how I have lusted after these. Almost as much as I've lusted after Marie Kanker's cunt.

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this thing

Tha poo poo plattah

This and that imaginary food from peter pan with robin williams

>he didnt see the binging with babish video on fight milk

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Looked like honey mustard mixed with mayo and marinara

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schezwan sauce!! IM PICKEL RIICCCCK

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A nice plate of Gagh

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Ah well, yeah ofc

Everything from chowder

Jesus, thanks for making me want to play Neopets again after like 15 years.

>Cheese and Rotten look exactly the same
what the FUCK

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Fuck. I thought I was the only one.

A majority of Miitopia foods but especially Tornado Lemonade and Strata Sundae

Can already hear that damned song.

Funny thing is you could make half of these

Any of the feasts in Redwall.

Superjail is underrated as fuck

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tiny indiscernible pixels of food in any iteration of the tamagotchi universe

PUDDI DAISUKI

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM BURGER RICK MORTY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

So the two bun are cheeseburgers, and then the patty is a giant hunk of meat with a cheeseburger inside of it. The only other thing is ketchup? I have a feeling it's not bacon.

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I've always wandered what they would taste like, even came up with the idea the only edible part was the long brain.

Im enjoying the references in this thread.

These are my favourite
Thanks!

Came here to post this, but I'm not sure if I could actually eat it. Not while still alive anyway.
Raktajino would be worth a try though.

such a great game.

Whenever I ate pudding as a kid I pretended it was the grey stuff.

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Pic related + eggscellent challenge, if it came with hat

i imagine it being like fugu fish, deadly if prepared wrong, and i think you're right about the brain. the rest is too sinewy/bony

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To be fair, it takes an awful lot of culinary taste to enjoy a Rick and Morty burger.

>tfw I have a 14 year old account that fucking Neopets won't let me have because I was a dumb kid at the time and entered a random birthday instead of my real one

So fucking retarded. I have the password but I need to put in my birthday too? Fuck outta here. Oldest game account I still have...

reddit

>yfw you get served a ham and cheese but it's actually a ham and rotten.

I know that feel and not only do I not give a fuck enough to make a new account to browse the new stuff, but I also couldn't do that to my old pets.

I don't even know why I put a fake age? Was there content that was age restricted?

>tfw they sold "Krabby Patties" at my aquarium when I was a kid.

the forums

Someone in my hometown in Mexico tried to open a Krusty Krab ripoff. They got shut down immediately
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Holy shit, it's beautiful. I want to eat in here except with the decor of the "Squilliam" episode where they made it a fancy restaurant.

You liar, the place you linked only vaguely looks like that.

It's an ultimeatum you fucking casual

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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>Chernobyl

Wendy Meat, from Wetware by Rudy Rucker
twitter.com/rudytheelder
a gal named wendy clones her own muscle tissue, sells it in grocery stores. hey, its not illegal to eat someone if they want you to, and they dont die. "eat me" i think was her ad slogan.

this

Why does cartoon food look so fucking good? Even stuff that isn't food

LE GOD DOESNT LE FUCKING EXISTS HAHAHAHAHAJA XDDD

My penis weenis of course :)

They made it real for a whiile I think.

I never got my hands on it. but from reading both books, I craved it like noone else could

We serve food here, sir..

Lol i left them a review

>They got shut down immediately
why

Kankersmerig

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This episode is the whole reason I ever tried flan.

Just drink some Sunny-D, user. I've always assumed that to be the taste.

Cardassian Kanar too

Anything from Food Wars.

Jesus christ, I can hear that it so clearly I'm my head. I wonder why that line stuck so well.

>lybia

Ketchup from the Himalayas

Then you're in luck, because practically all of the dishes are feasible to make with a little elbow grease. Shonen Jump printed a couple of recipes, and you can even take the extra step of buying the official cookbook from the series' cooking consultant, Yuki Morisaki.

We are really not far from this actually happening, and when it does I will definitely try it at least once.

Except it seems like every race other than Cardassian finds Kanar disgusting. Now, a Saurian brandy or Romulan ale would be worth a try.