What interesting things can I do with cottage cheese?

What interesting things can I do with cottage cheese?

I like it in hamburgers

Any Tasty recipes

throw it in the garbage
kys
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Salad

use it for lasagna in place of ricotta.

Nooooooooooo..........

You can kys

Partial replacement for cream cheese in certain dishes, particularly desserts

Idk, OP. My cottage cheese never makes it past a day or two in my house. It's like crack to me.

have you tried throwing it up? The texture should be an interesting one, and i wouldn't want to keep that stuff down anyway.

if you really want to eat that: try turning it into cottage tzaziki?

Eat it with a large amount of black pepper.

Eat it frozen

My best baked mac and cheese recipe calls for Cottage cheese in it. Its immersion blended but still makes the mac amazing.

On a baked potato with chives

Cottage Cheese Pie

I baked some into a good loaf of bread along with feta and some herbs.

I usually just eat it with berries though.

That's cauliflower user

snowball fight !!!!

Cottage cheese goes great with tomatoes and chives, black pepper.

>What interesting things can I do with cottage cheese?
Food mountain
Bathwater replacement
Face wash
Enema

I like to have it with cucumber on toast or just dip vegies in it as a light and nutritious snack. Fuck these guys, OP. Cottage cheese is pretty good for you and a good alternative to high calorie cheeses.

nachos flanders style

Put it in a blender, then drink it.

Rub cottage cheese all over your naked body. Post results.

You can fuck off to Or actually eat stuff that has some taste.

I liked to mix it with cinnamon, salt, sugar, then microwave it until it's all melty and spread it on some white bread with blackberry jam and eat it like a sandwich.

Cram it down the back of your trousers and trick everyone into thinking you have cellulite.

Apple Butter and Cottage Cheese as a dessert. I usually eat it as a meal.

Apple Butters really easy to make, just takes a day to cook in a crock pot.

seriously make guac with it. best guacamole i've ever had

I can think of many things but none of them involve eating

>brake pad lubricant
>hair treatment for your significant other
>use it to grow mold and then culture the mold until you have a significant amount, put said mold in a pepper shaker and use it to season the food of people you don't like
>personal lubricant
>use it to texture your walls before you paint
>mix with nacho cheese powder until nearly glue like then place on wax paper to catch flies and other bugs
Should keep you busy a while

put a tablespoon or two of applebutter in it and mix it up

>brake pad
>lubricant

You... You do know you're supposed to lubricate the outside of the pads on drum brake pads where they touch the calipers, right user?

You can rub it on your chest

Eat it as is because that's the best way to have it.

>being this new

looks bad, throw it away

Buttchug it

make cottage cheese pancakes

Terrible advice from a terrible tastelet.

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Make some paneer tikka. Or some Indian curry with it.

you can use it to compare to THICC girls' asses

Throw it at people you don't like.

>drum brakes
Do you drive a horse & cart?
Do you also have leaf springs?

Evidently this thread is mostly Americans who have never had genuine cottage cheese

Salads, op

Eat it with plain macaroni.

unironically this

Corvettes STILL come out of the factory with leaf spring suspension

Nigga I can carry your fridge out your house. Watch your mouth

buy a bucket of it and eat the whole thing in one sitting like i do shit is delish

Eat it with Jam