I would love to write love songs that will please all girls

I would love to write love songs that will please all girls.
But I can only think of this and press "send to all" by mistake.

>you will NEVER know what having sex with a smoking hot woman feels like

Must be tricky though, you can't just fuck her half-assedly.

I'm sure that there are plenty of smoking hot escorts you could buy for a few hundred. Nothing is impossible, user. Follow your dreams.

It's like having sex with a less attractive woman, only better

>a smoking hot woman
>stupid-looking baby face
>small breasts
>man-hands and man-shoulders
>skinny enough you can see her ribs
2/10 would not fuck

Care for some pasta?
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The greatest secret you'll ever learn about women is they're all meh. Every model, pornstar, celebrity, and generally gorgeous girl you see walking around is just a skinnyfat ordinary bitch underneath, always with a handful of suboptimal traits like wonky hips or some misshapen shit somewhere. There are one or two in a hundred thousand who have really really lucky genetics and like picture-perfect pornstar bodies without any wonky shit, but even they are just boring.

Once you fuck a truly beautiful woman and have that moment of "..that's it?", it's a massive deprogramming experience. You realise that you've been chasing after the status and associations of it, the assumptions you have about it based on your desires, without ever realising what it really is: mediocre.

If young men had the opportunity to fuck a thousand gorgeous women of their choosing during their 16th year of life, and then after that they had to go back to being schlubs and trying to get laid the old-fashioned way, 90% of men would become semi-asexual, hold out for a high quality woman in the personality and values department, and only have minimal standards for beauty (5-6/10 and nonfat, max). Because they'd realise it's really just not that big a deal.

I've had fuckloads of sex, both meaningful and meaningless, with all sorts of attractive women. Sexwise, I'd rather have a really fun kinky 5 or 6/10 who is really engaged, good chemistry, really grabs you by the dick and hits all the right notes in terms of your fetishes and preferences, than a dozen 10/10s. There's just nothing like finally fucking a 10/10, with a body so perfect it seems like you should care more about it than you actually do, and then losing interest ten minutes into it because she's a dead fish and they all look like the same average-ass Fatfolds McGillicuddy when they're naked anyway.

So much of beautiful women is the stage effect of makeup and clothing. ESPECIALLY if you're looking at pictures of them. Pictures are like meta-makeup, Instagram shit lets girls tweak themselves until it's an ideal angle that hides all blemishes and creases etc., before even adding filters or fucking with the lighting.

The really awesome womanizing only comes after you go through this k-hole of realizing they're shit. Womanizing is so much more fun when you see everything between a 4 and a 10 as fuckable and can just burn through them looking for particularly fun ones. You're no longer secretly pining after the hotties you're statistically unlikely to get. And with this strategy, you'll get MORE hotties because you'll be subconsciously caring less, which is attractive (because it's confusing) to them.

Good pasta, 7/10

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this, desu

>tips fedora

>smoking hot woman
I think you would burn your dick. Not worth it man

>had model tier gf when I was 19
>she cheated on me after a year and we broke up
>23 now and haven't dated since because I refuse to date somebody less attractive due to pride
>realize I just got lucky because the only girls who flirt with me now are 6/10s at best

fuck me

Take a ride on a 6/10, tell yourself it's a charity fuck for them and realize they are quite ok.

>tanlines on her breasts
>no tanlines on lower half of body

how?

>not building a harem of 6/10s

same thing happened to me, just try to find a girl you can actually have a conversation with. it's better for you

With your bone you would feel her bones. Anorexia is not smoking hot.

already ruining her looks with plastic
good god man, women are never satisfied

String thong

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t. fat landwhale

Fuck off, nobody wants to fuck 4-7/10 because
>they're soo funneh xDDDD