Webm Thread

Perfection

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Do the webms have to be food related?

who ordered the steak with a side o' douche?

Well we're on Veeky Forums so usually.

If you just want to post random webms, you could try

How often do people lose a finger with these things?

I've got this forgot what it is though

OP had one request: limited jack posting

Why do you hate OP?

i can understand dousing the french fries with that bucket o' cheese, but this is just stupid

what exactly is flap steak? I've not heard of that cut before, is it a euro thing?

>half of the webms are facebook tier gif meme recipes

It's from an English pub. that explains everything.

I said i didn't know what it was. This shouldn't be jack

>Flap steak, or flap meat (IMPS/NAMP 1185A, UNECE 2203) is a beef steak cut. It comes from a bottom sirloin butt cut of beef, and is generally a very thin steak.[1] Flap steak is sometimes called sirloin tips in New England.[2][3][4]

>The flap steak is sometimes confused with hanger steak as both are usually cut thin. The item consists of the obliquus internus abdominis muscle from the bottom sirloin butt. The cut is sometimes inaccurately sold as skirt steak.[5]

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>making mozzarella with gloves

dropped

2 wasn't enough

For an user who doesn't know (so would never try) how do you open a coconut? Other than just taking a giant ass machete type thing to it

Crack it like a Terry's Chocolate Orange

smash one on a rock until it opens.

if you dont care about the milk, smash with hammer. if you do, drill two holes in the eyes of the coconut and drain, then smash with hammer

Just take that roller and whack it. It's not made of diamond.

>this pleases the flyover

But what if diamond secretly was no longer the hardest metal and the real hardest metal is coconut?

maybe that tastes like shit but damn they got it looking like the real thing

Defend this, meat-eaters.

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It's very efficient and relatively human compared to scissors slowly chopping their head off

That is as neat as it is horrifying. Thank goodness I don't care about crabs.

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don't let the SIP fags see that, they'd spurg out

Damn, not even the slightest consideration for the person dying on the floor

just for you bby

wat the hell happened there

>avocado is healthier than cheese
>put a shit-load of cheese in anyway

Why are people afraid of machines?

That was satisfying

Honestly, the crabs are already dead when their legs are chopped.

The saw first goes at the middle. This kills the crab.

that have better had been their first date.

Well that certainly won't taste a thing like cheese I would be curious to try this

>dried tarragon
One of the herbs that are NEVER better dried. tarragon degrades like crazy and should only be used fresh

Serious answer: you tap it with the back of a knife around the middle of it. Around its equator, so to say. Just tap tap tap all the way around a few times

I'm actually not sure if that works or not but that's what I've seen posted before.. maybe it's just a meme idk but that would be what I tried first

Horrifying. I wonder if crabs can feel pain and fear?

they do not, they're just big sea insects

I always find the pictures of sea creatures neural systems to be quite comforting. It's pretty apparent that they're very simple.

that toast would be cold

All that fucking bread is a killer. Poor guy never stood a chance.

Garbage.

What the hell is this buzzfeed-tier clickbait list vide.

WOULD YOU EAT THIS BOIGER?

Nope. Looks disgusting. Its more cheese than burger at that point. You may as well wrap it in kraft singles and still maintain this idiotic facade of "GLORIOUSLY MESSY LOL"

Holy shit im just impressed

>OH GOD USE GLOVES TO AVOID BURNING
>proceeds to handle them without gloves for the rest of the clip

I don't understand this. Are they trying to prevent their fingers and hands from burning or their face if they accidentally touch it or whatever?

Never had a problem with either, personally. Especially with fucking jalapenos

>taps the knife

welcome to china
she died so at the very least it was the last too

I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

imagine the smell

a chinese girl broke up with me by saying that she doesn't find me attractive enough to be her bf. so welcome to china indeed.

That's absolutely brilliant

How can you be so fucking stupid????????

it's unreal

well then why did she did she date you in the first place?

The cross cutting of the mashed potatoes will NEVER seize amusement

I thought this chestnut had been shelved forever.

It looked okay before. It had the hipster set up though, with the fries in a miniature metal bucket and served on a wooden cutting board. Then it turned into some abstract art project. Damn hipsters.

>Grilling the chicken with the can in it
I feel like that's just asking for toxins

Hi grandma

That user knew exactly what the fuck he was doing.

I just found a great way to get rid of garbage.

Just do an acai berry detox cleanse afterwards and you'll be fine

>it's always the jack version

i think the original has been lost

god i wish that were me

at least she was honest

(PS that's always the reason if its

giggled @ filename.

eh pretty often id say
my grandpa became an assassin after using one of those

this

It works, I've done it numerous times now

that to startle the meat and lure it into a false sense of relaxation

The explanation I read was that the waitress was refueling a table grill... while the grill was on... And the vapors ignited, ballooned out away from the fuel canister, and doused the back lady in lit fuel.

everytime

There is no such thing as vegan cheese.

>some chicken with your sugar?

Wtf is this bullshit you keep trying to force?

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Is it weird that I think the lava looks delicious?