Foods non-americans can't

That's a biscuit, you ignoramus.

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Kangaroo land does root beer

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This is a biscuit you dumb yank.

I'm a Canadian you fool.

Non-Americans tend to hate sassafras flavored beverages because apparently it tastes like your medicine or something which is why most root beer out of the states is flavored with sarsaparilla. Either way, A&W is painfully mediocre when not on tap. Henry Weinhards is the way to go if you're willing to spend some extra money. MUG is the way to go if you aren't. Bangs is acceptable too.

How about, instead, food americans can't?
>yfw americans will never experience an amazing UK pizza like pic related
I feel bad for you, lads

Mah niggah!

You're wrong. Fucking cocksucker spreading lies.

Why even live?

Same thing.

Sarsaparilla and sassafras are different.

Every day Europe drifts further from God's light.

>UK pizza
What blasphemous garbage is this?

I've had sarsaparilla before and I liked it.

Europoors will never experience true freedom and welfare on a plate

Which part? It's all true. Root beer is extremely uncommon outside of North America. A&W isn't good unless it's on tap. Henry Weinhard has the best mass produced root beer.

the virgin european "cooking" vs the chad American cuisine

I love it more than root beer personally. Sioux City makes the best sarsaparilla imo.

i prefer Bang's

Does bouncehouse do birch beer? I have never seen it outside New England.

Isn't sarsaparilla made from sassafras?

>euro trash will never experience going to your local burger shack
>getting a giant double burger, onion rings, and a chocolate shake
>each bite is delicious greasy goodness
>that warm feeling of your blood slowing down as the food coma washes over you
not even meming i highly doubt any non-american can understand this

No, it's made from sarsaparilla. They're two different but similar plants.

straightdope.com/columns/read/319/whatever-happened-to-the-soft-drink-sarsaparilla

what about the south

I like your style, dude.

While true, modern sars is made with sars and not sass.

I have never seen it here

Please.... please don't be banana slices.

They think it taste like chocolate. Prefer these to goya.

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That looks like very low quality cheese.

woops didnt mean to quote

AY YO HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*

Big Red soda.
It's bubblegum flavored soda.

It's not flavored to taste like bubblegum it's supposed to be a citrus cream soda but it's fucking bubblegum.

This image hurts my brain.

>south
>not flyover

I see chicken, banana chunks, a single slice of pineapple and... Frosted Sugar Smacks?

>peanuts
>one giant pineapple slice not even in the middle
>bananas

IRN BRU is the same shit

>Literally the American South breakfast staple
Are you retarded or trolling?

That's a fucking cookie you Limey bitch

refer to
ain't fuckin nobody taking a goddamn holiday to arkansas or georgia

>Foods non-americans can't

>Toppings aren't distributed anywhere close to evenly
thought the Chinese were known for cheaply and lazily making shoes

I'm on the west coast and I know several places I can get biscuits and gravy.

>ain't fuckin nobody taking a goddamn holiday to arkansas or georgia
....myrtle beach is the #1 vacation destination in america

Yeah and how many people do you know who take a vacation to jacksonville vs miami?
That's like saying New York State is a tourist hotspot because of NYC. Upstate NY is nothing like NYC and nobody goes there.

Also people do vacation to Arkansas to mine for turquoise with their children
>Literally went on holiday to Arkansas when I was a kid to do exactly that
Not everyone goes on vacation to visit metropolitan cities.
I totally would say NY State is a tourist hotspot because of NYC do you know the amount of tourist dollars NYC alone brings into NY State compared to literally anywhere else in the US?

It's like thinking Texas is devoid of people because they live in Dallas, Houston, and Austin yes the rest of the state is sparsely populated and most just land but when people think of Texas they are thinking of the the cities because that's where the people and the foods are. When you think of Washington state you probably think of either the college, coffee or hipsters solely because of Portland, Seattle, and Pullman you don't think of forests because Spokane

>Limey
The correct term is "pommy" you mall sharter and Tim Tams are Aussie.

How does Veeky Forums pronounce scone?

like "Gone" or like "Cone"

Me personally like "Gone"

Do Americans really eat this?

sorry ya limey bitch, this is a derogatory term for you crooked tooth mother fuckers in the states

He's saying that he's Australian and the correct derogatory term is Pommy you dumb fucknugget.

S- cone?

with a k sound i guess.

nashville chicken.

Wtf I love mutant pizza now.

Not without a piece of chicken or some honey butter sauce

Just looking at that makes me want to drink a bottle of water.

Didn't make it clear I guess.
I meant
/ˈskɒn/ (rhymes with gone/Ron)
or
/ˈskoʊn/ (rhymes with cone/tone)

>s-gone
I hope you don’t actually say it like that, it’s 100% wrong.

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I don't say it like s-gone, see I didn't make the question clear enough.

You can tell right? It's just poorly blended so you get that cheap orange clear liquid pooling, the mark of cheapness

If I knew shit about cheese I would have described it better

That's a legit 'dog. Maybe too many onions for my taste.

No, that's a digestive you swine!!

This is a digestive you knobbly kneed sassenach.

You want an RC cola to go with that moon-pie?

Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina.

Is that fucking bananas?

that stuff sucks

This is the kind of shit the bull drinks in between fucking the piss out of your wife. Just sayin.

It was pure bliss, until they changed the formula.

My guy comin through with the prince’s

Fuck off back to whence you came reddit faggot.

you have to go back

>crisps
LMAO

An extremely overrated combination.

Did you drop it in salt on the way home perhaps?

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what is the name of this cake again?

They ruined their ginger beer too.

>Sassafras root is still used to flavor traditional root beer, but since sassafras was banned by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration due to the controversially claimed carcinogenicity of its constituent safrole, most commercial recipes do not contain sassafras

we got it better

The Hurgin

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Misread

the rest of his point is still valid, people outside of the US don't like root beer much because of muh medicine/toothpaste taste