>pizza party at work >eat maybe 8 or 9 pieces >on my last one fucking roastie bitch Stacy says "I think you've had enough" >rest of colleagues agree and say they only had 2 or 3 while "you had like 15" >stutter out a weak explanation saying i didn't eat all day. >awkward silence and I leave
Why are normies so cruel?
David Ward
I always eat the most no matter where I go. End up sneaking in so much food but they all know.
Parker Bennett
>fatass eats more than an entire pizza >people begin to notice Wow o w
Carter Nguyen
Maybe you should stop being such a fat fuck
Camden Long
>Eat maybe 8 or 9 pizzas In other words, a full pizza pie and MAYBE more? Yeah, you did have enough. There's absolutely no excuse for this. I couldn't even come close to putting away 4 or 5 slices of pizza if I hadn't eaten all day. You're absolutely the token obese bitch at office parties who monopolizes all the food. It's annoying because 9 times out of 10 there's a finite amount of food and it's just common courtesy not to eat so much. Why is it fair that you get to have a triple helping while two other people are now forced to eat a half helping because you're a pig? Am I being baited?
Eli Ortiz
>Maybe you should stop being such a fat fuck this
Ethan Taylor
>Why are people mad I ate so much more pizza than them
Noah Allen
>when you go to get another slice and someone closes the box in front of you >woah there, leave some for the rest of us chief! >everyone in the room laughs
Landon Lopez
>chinese cartoon loving manchild can't handle the banter how surprising
Connor Reed
>Company always caters every other friday >Only person who works tech support on saturdays (for """emergencies""") >Come in on saturday and clean out the entire fucking fridge, including left-behind lunches >Go home with a weeks worth of food Job paid like shit but it didnt matter since I rarely had to actually buy meals
Camden Robinson
fuck you buddy, this is america
Evan Young
Ask Stacy if she's the pizza monitor and if she gets off watching you eat you'll be happy to send her a video of your self eating in the nude. Fuck normies, fuck normal people. Do what you want, live long and prosper.
Joseph Morgan
>eats 15 slices of pizza in 1 sitting >live long lmao
Gabriel Wright
I'm 160lb and can eat half a large pizza by myself easy.
Owen Walker
The happy fat man lives longer than the miserable thin person. This is an incontrovertible fact.
Landon Bell
thats 4 slices retard
Luke Richardson
>be american >watch person eating pizza >start to get nervous >if he eats too much I might not get to eat 8 slices of pizza >if that happens it could be as long as three hours until I get home and can get more pizza >better take preventative measures to secure the existence of our pizza and a future for my appetite
pretty greedy to be honest
Robert Ross
You won't be saying that when you're dying of heart failure in your mid 50's
Xavier Thompson
4 slices after having eaten normal sized breakfast and lunch. If I lived alone I'd eat the whole fucking pizza myself probably. I have a leptin problem.
Easton Wright
Who gets the last slice?
The person who's hungriest or the person who paid for/contributed the most money for the pizza?
Dominic Richardson
I think you have more problems than that
Mason Carter
whoever grabs it. only etiquette if you didn't pay, the person/s who did get first pick when it arrives
Christopher Lee
>pizza party
Disgusting
>at work
Animals, all of you.
Jason Lopez
>then everyone clapped and Stacy ran out crying >Everyone there loves me now
Cooper Nelson
>tfw you're only robot on Veeky Forums
Lincoln Thomas
It's not about you being a fatass (most likely). It's the fact that only a certain amount of pizza is available. You're hogging all of it, while the sales department is stuck in a meeting and by the time they get there, there won't be enough left. It's just basic etiquette.
Carter Hall
We never get a pizza party at Costco.
Though we did recently do a tri tip stand down (all day for everyone), due to reaching two months with no accidents/safety breaches.
Kayden Murphy
>tri tip stand down Wut
Austin Parker
>there's a chance my gluttony might potentially lead to someome from sales, marketing or HR going hungry for the rest of the day sign me the fuck up!
Connor Thompson
Just go with it.
Oliver Brown
there will be a few people only eating one slice so it all evens out
Austin Bennett
That's why "Fuck off" should be your go to response. Better to be disliked than disrespected.
But I'm fat as fuck and can't fit more than 4 slices and that's when I'm stoned.
Kayden Cook
if someone else is paying and you're sharing with others it's just common courtesy not to eat more than your share op
Ian Turner
They're right you know.
Jackson Hernandez
Oh cool it's a fucking troll thread, we didn't already have enough or anything
Levi Rivera
Call her Pizza Patrol from now on
Remember when somebody crosses, go after them thrice as hard Donald Trump-style relentlessly and don't let them forget it
Jaxson Ortiz
The better question is: why do you think your position of "normies are cruel" is justified by your complete lack of understanding of social cues/interactions?
Cameron Anderson
big guys need more food, they should have ordered enough for all the big guys in the office
John Cox
But doesn't the OP read to you like the obese HR lady who eats all the food?
Dylan Barnes
they order enough to feed x number of normal people, you're eating food meant for other people you asshole you're the guy that eats the late crew/the guy who works harder and so arrives to the break room late's food you're garbage
Landon Allen
Nice
Camden Murphy
The last slice is a shitty cold slice with the least toppings. You cannot go ahead m8
Dominic Sanchez
No fun poor European
Kayden Flores
There's always leftovers. Take some.
Justin Jenkins
*can Thanks autocorrect for completely giving the opposite of what I wanted.
Zachary Allen
>I'll steal from the employees who generate my income, that'll show them Fuck hr though
Samuel Scott
>Not telling her to shut up and call you "The Sheet" then wolfing down the rest of the box
Robert Bailey
>fat piece of shit goes to a party >pizza served, is meant to be for everyone >normal people eat two, maybe three slices >fat piece of shit scarfs down a whole pizza and half of another one by himself >most likely did it while sitting alone and not talking to anyone >everyone is progressively more disgusted by fat piece of shit with each subsequent piece he stuffs into his pie hole >fat piece of shit remains blissfully oblivious in his cheese and pepperoni haze >someone finally calls him out on his public display of gluttony >f-f-f-fucking n-normies! f-fucking roastie b-b-bitch!
Literally kill yourself
Jayden Murphy
There were 5 boxes in the break room and I walked out with one. People can be so unreasonable.
William Nelson
You sound like a selfish piece of fat shit.
Joshua Roberts
>go to pizza party >scream because nobody ordered a plain cheese pizza for me
Zachary Sanders
The lesson is, never eat at work. And there's no such thing as a "party" at work. When they bring cupcakes or brownies or pizza or some shit like this it's a trap.
Landon Martinez
i worked with a fat guy who would literally do this he's grab it, take it to his office and write his name on it
Jeremiah Edwards
do westerners really do this fucking rude t b h
Samuel Rogers
That's just rude as fuck. Couldn't he at least wait until the party was over and there was pizza left over?
Jack Turner
>>>/reddit/
Ryan Ortiz
I regularly eat a lot of pizza (6-8 slices) in this sort of situation. Most people stop after two slices, so there's a lot left over.
Blake Diaz
He'll just be seen as butthurt by the whole office considering everyone else agreed with her. Not that I blame them.
Jayden Jackson
You are being baited and you also sound very no fun allowed