What is the worst fruit?

well, clearly he didn't, did he?

>using words

Grapes with seeds

Red delicious apples.

Maybe they're good if they're picked off tree at peak ripeness.

Seems by the time they're harvested and shipped to the store, they're mealy af.

People buy them for looks: they're deep red and have that bell shape.

Those apples are around to teach kids about lies.
They are not delicious.

dragonfruit

This, they consistently taste like wax.

DESU this was the biggest disappointment of all asian fruits for me. They look so cool inside and out but are almost tasteless. Mangosteen was the top tier one though for sure, despite looking lame and having a gross texture. That fuckin taste man.

You.

This too. When raw they taste like liquid shitwater

u wot m8
pears are fucking great

without a doubt indian figs
takes a lot of time, covers you in pricks that dont go away and kinda hurt and it tastes like shit
having them as only source of food should be considered torture

Macintosh apples, always too soft and squishy to enjoy eating.

Granny Smith apples are patrician

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Grapes

9706168

Pawpaw is the worst fruit.

> not knowing two different varieties

Tastiest fruit there is. If only it wasn't a meme so the price was reasonable

I too saw that episode

What

Apple. Apples are like potatoes.

inb4 some idiot contrarian calls me a tasteless pleb because i can't "appreciate" this revolting stinking mess with the texture of putrefying pus

Apples are not like potatoes.

The fruit itself is disgusting, but I really like the flavor in other things. Snacking on some Durian candy right now

But yes they are
Same texture
Same taste

no
no
no. Let me guess. You're a filthy smoker who has lost all taste due to your disgusting addiction

You're a dumb faggot. Fresh durian is delicious and tastes like literal vanilla custard. Only the old or pre-frozen stuff tastes and smells vile.

Ah of course, that's why it's banned in certain areas of the country it's grown in. Because they freeze it all or sell old ones to everyone there

wow what does liquid shitwater taste like user

I think this might be similar to the "cilantro either tastes great or like dishsoap" thing.

Durian can either taste like delicious creamy custard, or like the pudding version of "taking a bite out of a raw white onion in a room with a natural gas leak"

Fucking hate papaya, smells like puke when it's ripe

This desu. Apples are boring at very best and mildly unpleasant at worst.

This.

Also passionfruit.

Hibiscus isn't a fruit, but fuck me if I am not going to mention how much I loathe it.

Tomatoes, you illiterate fuck

Honeycrisps are great

old grapefruit, the material separating the wedges becomes hard and inedible like tough plastic and they appear to do this by using up all the sugar in the fruit and they taste like death

honeydew

>not biting into it just deep enough to leave a small hole that will allow you to suck in all the interiors of the tomato
Fucking plebs I swear.

Avocado

I've never liked grapefruit. It just comes off as too bitter. The bottled juice is even worse. Squirt is pretty tasty even though I didn't find out it was a "grapefruit soda" until way later.

eating grapefruit is like playing xcom with your food, roll a good fruit and it is pretty good, roll a bad fruit and it's a spectacular failure

He is right if you’re talking about red delicious

What about your fried pickles tho

You mean not retarded grapes?
For me i haven't eaten fruit that was making me puke, so i dunno.

papayas are very boring.

>apples taste like one thing
Kys

passion fruit is the best. the best, jerry, the best.

muscat grapes, with seeds, are the best fruit. so sorry you dont know that.

damn, i always wanted to try it, heard it in a song about someone in a pawpaw patch. oh well, now i knowbetter.

Dried apricot literally makes me vomit.

Have you ever tried a dessert made with the golden passion fruit? I see that you americans only know a strange purple variety that isn't very sour.

Came here to post this.
>looks flamboyant as all fuck
>like eating styrofoam dipped in water
W E W

Let's say God admits he fucked up, and forgot to flavor that one fruit, so he calls you and asks what iit should taste like. Based on its look, what should it taste like?

You

I guess something like a mix between pineapple and mango would make sense.

wrong

possibly right

u fucking wot pears are great

this and cantaloupe. flavourless wastes of space

mango. it tastes like a burp

Gila bodor lakilaki la