Red flags for boys

>he eats gluten

>He posts pepes

>he gets unreasonably mad about a frog picture

garbage thread

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Small hands and feet

>pretending to be a woman to get (you)s

Fuck right off slut

Sounds Ike you're a manlet with anger issues.

>he has an arbritrary, yet very hip, dietary restriction which he can't seem to shut up about

Hit too close from home, huh?

>he doesn't eat soy

>He's packing less than 10 GIRTHY inches

straight to the bottom

Who the fuck even bothers to make a bullshit graph like this?

Spot the dicklet

It's based on a real graph in the same style.

Ehh 7-8 is absolutely perfect for me, anything bigger won't go all up in me. Anything smaller just annoys me.

Red flags for women:
Over 120lbs

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What skeleton fag made this? 6 ft 115 ideal, what in the actual fuck?

people who love to exploit insecurities of weak men like you.

This must be the vegan chart

Struck a chord with this one

Vegans are weird, either they are fatties or skellies, not much in between.

>under 76"
>man

It's a chart for women's weight moron, it's what men prefer in a woman

>over 58"
>woman

Just like dumpf lolz

kill yourself

Sure.

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>he is never seen without a baseball cap
>he never takes it off when indoors
>loud when he doesn't need to be
>passive aggressive all the time (generally means he has a small dick)
>less than 5'10"

>he thinks someone gets unreasonably mad at pepes but the post had no anger behind it.

>less than 6'3"
Ftfy

>less than 6'6"
FTFY

I-If I said anything higher than 5'10" I'd have to include myself...

>drinks more than 2 beers at social events
>finishes his entire meal and asks if you're going to finish yours
>thinks a button down shirt and jeans is ok to wear to a restaurant
>wants to go on "walking dates around the city" i.e. wants to go on a cheap date
>lets you take the check and offers to split it with you

>wears boxer-briefs
Cmon boys, middle school was years ago for most of you

Are you into tighty whities?

Gold digger.

Any shitty walking date ive ever been on was the girls stupid idea, because they want to walk around in parks or go walking in downtown to look in shops but not buy anything.

Whats wrong with being comfortable? If im going to fuck you, ill put on good underwear, but if not im going to be wearing loose as fuck boxers, not even boxer briefs and you can fuck right off if you want otherwise.

>when girls dont wear high riding thongs and frilly lacy bras 24/7

1960s called grandma, but they wants their panties back.

Do you mean boxers?

>humanity eats delicious bread for thousands of years
>eww omg you like totally eat gluten? ew.