What went wrong?

What went wrong?

Nothing.

A melon and a cucumber tried to have a lovechild but it turned out it had some severe birth defects

>if guy fieri were a fruit

not enough sugar? its pretty bland.

Just like how it taste

That shit is the greatest example of food that looks fucking delicious but is actually bland as fuck.

It's amazing how nature managed to produce a fruit that tastes exactly like toilet water.

When a dog posts on Veeky Forums does it use dog years or human years for the purposes of legality?

you can get tasty ones sometimes but it's true that most of them are bland. The red variety is generally almost always more sweet and tasty.

lack of winter so nature didnt know what else to come up with

one of my favorite fruits. nothing went wrong. only numales wouldn't appreciate the dragonfruit, it seems.

It looks like some delicious sweet fruit, but in reality it just tastes bland. Basically water

It min/maxed appearance over flavour

What went right?

what went hella right?

Never had it but it looks so fucking tasty. Look at that plump, meaty pulp. Fuck.

Prepare to be surprised

Don't worry, I've heard it smells like a toilet.

BEST FRUIT COMIN THRU

aw yea

It's smells a bit rotten. I wouldn't say like shit, but something definitely gone bad.
The best most pleasant way to put it is that it tastes like an onion/banana custard. Which isn't strictly speaking bad, just, very odd

Perfection. It’s like a pear if that pear hadn’t grow up to be a disappointment

These things right here are the greatest asian fruit

Don't you talk shit about pears. A perfectly ripe Bartlett is amazing

Isn't it that fruit that smells like shit?

Oh that is just beautiful.
only bad thing is opening them

Woof woof woof
Hehe

If this had the inside of a kiwi fruit and tasted the same it'd be god-tier

Sous vide pears with saffron is the goat dessert

Sooo... wtf is it?

I'm pretty sure it's in the realm of the coffee fruit, I've only seen it in some drinks.

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a jewish mango

It always reminds me of a white penis glans.

I got bagged jackfruit off amazon to try to make pulled pork substitute sandwiches and it was very disappointing

No, that's bad.

this. its fine. man children who need everything to be ultra sweet wont like it.

my fucking nigger. i miss living in east asia.

I work at whole foods and they make that shit for hot bar all the time. It never sells. Whoever thought it was a good idea should be shot.

first one was so good. never had another good one.

feelsbadman

only smells like shit to white people. I love the smell.

Is there even a single perfect fruit?

Like all things considered there's always 1 thing a fruit has that keeps it from being perfect. Skin, texture, flavor, size, smell, there's always SOMETHING keeping us from a literal perfect fruit

To me a pear is the closest we get to perfection.

I like em. It's like a disappointing kiwi.

Everything

If mangos didn't have the massive fucking pit

Not with a big Ass seed like that.
Also, I think it way too Fucking sweet

I agree desu
>can be used interchangeably with apple in deserts
>served hot
>served cold
>canned, jellied, paste, pulp
>gradient of firmness and ripeness to taste
>seeds don't get everywhere, good core/flesh ratio

Biggest weakness is a lack of eye-pleasing patterns in the skin

White people bath regularly so that may be your issue.

Objectively best fruit coming through.

Move aside, best fruit roaring through,

>shitty lychee

Back the fuck up fruitlets
I think you forgot who your king was

finally saw a dragon fruit in the grocery store, but it would have cost about $10 for a single piece.

fuck that. do you know how many McChickens $10 can buy? i dunno, but it's a lot.

You bought the white kind and not the red kind. There's your problem.

make way for the new generation

I really like dragon fruit, I know it tastes like very slightly sweet water but I really enjoy the crisp freshing of it. Maybe because in my culture the main meal is the food and the desert it something light.

Now that I think about it, fuck dragonfruit, lychee is the real MVP. Fucking delicious. You can only buy them for a month here but I jerk off for that whole month.

Had these in Thailand, they look like fake wax fruit you see in show homes and department stores. They tasted like how I imagine polystyrene tastes, but also wet.

t. POO

>bland and grainy
>best apple
Please bitch, you aren't even the best apple.

Best fruit I ever had was a massala. Pain in the ass to break into, we needed a large rock. It had the texture of jello and was loaded in the middle with supposedly poisonous seeds. Like a watermelon, you'd spit them out. They're intensely sweet and sour, a totally unique flavor, like a warhead and a peach together. And so refreshing, you felt your thirst had been quenched after eating one.

>massala

looks like someone took a shit in a melon rind

Underrated

A freestone peach picked right off the tree is a good contender for the perfect fruit, that or a nectarine if peach fuzz makes you squeamish
>Edible and inoffensive rind, especially in nectarines
>Plenty of edible fruit in each one
>Awesome taste, sweet but not overly so with just enough tartness
>Succulent, luscious fruit
>Single pit that is effortless to remove in freestone cultivar
>High ratio of edible fruit to effort expended to eat

Zucchinis, tomatoes, and avocados are the only good fruit.

Get outta here with your technical fruhoots

The red fleshed one are sweeter, also will make you piss red urine for a day.

Peanuts are the best nuts, and strawberries are the best berries.

Pros: Taste, texture, smell

Cons: Thick husk. Where the fruit at

Not even the best of your family
Your grandma though...she can come through any time ;)

evolutino you wang

fucj yu

You're so funny.

Tomatoes?

this is the best fruit available by all accounts.

It's kind of bland, really. Bland, but not bad. THe texture is really good.

i love dragonfruit. its got a great texture and mild sweetness. I serve them chilled and usually as a side to a ribeye.

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