These guys just told you they are violently hungry and want to try earth food.
Shit goes south if they dislike your offerings.
What do you serve them?
These guys just told you they are violently hungry and want to try earth food.
Shit goes south if they dislike your offerings.
What do you serve them?
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mcchicken
blood pudding. sushi. vodka.
Chinese I guess
Prune juice.
great.
They love that live worm dish. Gahkt or some shit like that. So give em that Jap squid that squirms around when you pour soy sauce on it.
but how do they feel about cast iron pans?
Nice, even if it did make me think of Goldberg and how she ruined every scene she was in.
>a McDonalds hamburger
>hanoi pho
>yam fritters
>vodka on the rocks
>water
Rootbeer and bbq
Root beer.
sipps
She did fine in that cheesy generations movie.
>vodka
>vodka on the rocks
>water
>Rootbeer
>Root beer.
Anyone who didn't say is wrong and will die like a coward.
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Exactly; only a filthy Cardassian would drink root beer. Prune juice is a warrior's drink, fit for a Klingon.
Semen. But hear me out. It's a risky move, but if it goes over well, we're in business lads.
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In DS9 nog drinks a fuckton of rootbeer as well as other human crew members.
cardassians like to drink kanar
BOAST ALL YOU WANT, BUT DO NOT GET BETWEEN ME AND THE BLOODWINE
What's the new show like anyway?
Worthy at all or mainstream shite like I expect it to be?
It's an absolute cannon fuck, all over the place, has no idea what it wants to be, shoehorns in references to, I assume, go after the crowd of people are not familiar with the new movies.
Game meats all the way. Roasting, grilling, and smoking all the way. Definitely venison, wild boar, pheasant, quail, and Cornish game hens. Plenty of stiff booze. Something tells me Klingons would be vodka-kinda people, and maybe moonshine (Irish, American, and Greek) too. All kinds of beans as a side dish, to give them the hellacious warrior farts later.
>*who are only familiar
Prune juice.
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Came here to post this.
good for crushing skulls of enemies
you're in trouble, buddy
Star trek is for dweebs
also came for but other than that, I'd be serving rare ribeyes, fortified wine, and hot wings
and then when they go "that was great when's the main course" i bust out a whole smoked hog
and yet you bumped this thread
Crottled greeps, ofc.
Just let them into a fucking buffet you dumbass, let them pick what they think looks the best or smells the best.
German food?
Rare Ribeye steak
Live Squid sushi
Escargot
Balut
a selection of cheeses
and a cake