Describe a writer's prose style and other anons try to guess it. Fiction or Nonfiction

Describe a writer's prose style and other anons try to guess it. Fiction or Nonfiction.

I'll start with an easier one.

>squamous, unnamable

biomechanical, emergent

contemporary, druggy, yet deceptively plain

OP here. Meant to say try to use two to four adjectives.

well-read, knowledgeable, slightly exacerbated

quaint, archaic, tangential

technical yet gnomic, cold, futuristic

number-obsessed, narrow-bandwidth, geekish

all caps, autistic, esoterically fascistic

Quirky, reddity

is there an author that epitomizes this?

well, don't say it yet. curious if someone has a good suggestion

sensitive, self-abasing, middlebrow, cucked

Ernest Cline

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trolling, racist, hardened, darkly-comedic, meme-laiden

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got it!

Nick Land

silly, memetically-inventive, waifu-enamored, BIG, contrarian

nope!

(he's not all caps... guess who is...)

slutty, 'blowjob eyes', nagging, defiant, millennial, sexy, choker, poetic (slam)

witty, decadent, perversely aphoristic

weird, ecological, ontological, paradoxical

Dan Simmons?

nope