What are some neat snacks i can make with ONE (1) apple

what are some neat snacks i can make with ONE (1) apple

You can cut it into wedges
You can cut it into slices
You can cute it into "fries"
And you can eat it as is!

-core it
-stick better in the core
-sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar
-microwave for a few minutes

Both terrible ideas, and both have spelling mistakes.

Dice it up and cook it in cinnamon sugar and butter at super low temp. Nefer done this, but I'd try it. Kind of like a crustless apple pie.

Shove a stick into it and dip it in caramel wallah

Pick it up and bite it.

Option 1: eat it, it's an apple
Option 2: cut thinly and put into dehydrator or onto a radiator to get apple 'crisps' (don't expect them to be crunchy though)
Option 3: combine with some peanut or almond butter
Option 4: combine with cheddar (works very well)

Make some apple slaw, you subhuman filth.

I've been forcing myself to eat an apple every morning and now i actually enjoy them.
So give me your apple rankings.

Apple crisps get crispy if you cut them thin enough and leave them for 14 hours in the dehydrator.
Don't take them early. That fucks up and makes them chewy.

Like mandolin thin or is it possible by hand?

Big Red Apple> Granny Smith> everything else

Grab a pen, stab a hole through the side.
Rotate apple 45 degrees.
stab another hole
smoke weed
get high
die

peanut butter on apple wedges is kino

Cox Orange Pippin > Granny Smith > other apples

Beat someone to death with it, then butcher them for months worth of snack meat.

Oh, wait, never mind, you said "neat", not "meat".

fritters

By hand

>pink lady
>gala
>all other trash apples
Anyone who says Granny or Red/Gold Delicious are dumb as shit.

You forgot Fuji.

gg/vme7hF

Smashed Apple