I have never ordered pizza or take out to my place but I feel like today may be the day I give this a try

>sign the receipt if you paid with card. That's it. Lol
holy shit

I need to sign the receiot

'hooly shit

can they just leave the food outside?

literally 'y-you too' the poster

Good pizza dough needs to be made yesterday or sooner.

Good pizza dough, sure. But you can still make dough that is better than anything you will get from a shitty pizza takeout place in less than 10 minutes.

>i'm anti social

That's not what anti-social you fucking idiot. Read a book.

>a personality disorder characterized by a long term pattern of disregard for, or violation of, the rights of others. An impoverished moral sense or conscience is often apparent, as well as a history of crime, legal problems, or impulsive and aggressive behavior

Anyway, when I order food and I'm too drunk to talk, I write out a script with all the relevant information to my order before I call.

Just order online. Have a couple bucks for a tip.

>Keeping cash around

Do you keep rocks in your apartment too?

Probably

>forget to tip the union pizza delivery specialist
>can't order pizza anymore because you know everywhere in town has your number and address blacklisted now

Non-American detected
Most likely yuro or straya

this happened to me on january, I had to move to another city

Why can't /r9k/ stay in their own shithole. Why do they need to fuck up the other boards with their retardation. This is why we can't have nice things.

Go back to r9k you faggot

Order from Papa John's and tell the guy on the phone the reason you picked Papa John's is because you enjoy hs homoerotic commercials with professional American football players.

Also say you will be wearing no pants wen yo open the door for the delivery boy and will offer fellatio as a tip.

Four out of 5 times I gt free pizza and the delivery guy blows me back.

You aren’t anti social you’re just retarded. You know how to talk right? For gods sake just call the person and tell them you are ordering delivery. There’s not like a secret code that if you fuck up they’ll hang up on you. God fucking damn it...

Google "pizza coupon codes" and then pick the chain near you with the best deal. Sign up for any loyalty programs and email lists so you get coupons sent directly to you.

Also if the coupon code says it's expired, try using it anyway. Sometimes it will work. Got free pizza for a few months due to a coupon code they never deactivated.
Sometimes pizza chains will have incentives if you do their customer survey as well.

People who pay full price for chain pizza are suckers, remember this and you will always be blessed with good deals.

Tip well enough to not get spit in your next order.

Lol

Write it down in a .txt file

Call once as an inquiry. Inquire about what you'd like to order and how much that would that would cost with delivery.Also ask for the approximate time for delivery. After they tell you, they will probably ask if you'd like to place the order. Tell them not at this time. Make sure you have the correct change to pay. If you want to tip, faigure that in as well. Now you are ready to call back and place your order.
Nothing more awkward as not having enough money on hand or way more than what you need and then having to wait for the delivery guy fish out your change then wait for a tip.

Prepare a statement of demands and type it into a word document. Then have google read it out loud and record it on tape cassette. Call the pizzeria from a public pay phone or a burner. Cover the tape recorder with a rag and play back the demands into the phone. Make sure they understand that the food is to be left in a plain brown bag at remote location like an abandoned gas station. Make sure they come alone. The payment you'll leave in an envelope. If they don't come alone or try anything funny tell them you will burn the pizzeria down.

Just install a wider letterbox and you wont have to open the door.

explain what this means.

>*ring ring*
>Them: Hello, [whatever pizza place you called], [how can I help you] / [is this for pickup or delivery]?
>You: Yes, I'd like a pizza for delivery please. [Or otherwise answer question]
>Them [Questions they may ask]: Name? Address? Phone number? What would you like?
>You: Relay information. Tell them what you want. [it goes without saying you should know what you want before calling but I'm saying it here anyway]
>Them [ending the interaction]: [Tell the amount it will be] [tell how long it will take] [May ask how you will be paying (might be possible to pay card over the phone - I only do cash personally)]
^If they don't offer any of the above information in the closing statements, it's a good idea to ask.
>You: T-thanks!

20-30 minutes later, a guy shows up at your door, you pay him, or if you pre-paid take the pizza and you're done.

As a side note: In America it is customary to tip what you feel comfortable parting with for the deliveryperson's efforts. Easy rule of thumb is double the tax. Otherwise just give 'em a couple of bucks and call it a day - but they can't do anything if you decide not to tip, fyi. It may affect your future interactions with this pizza establishment if you decide not to though, so be wise if you decide to start frequenting a place that you like - they will start to remember you after a few orders. I find it's better to build positive relations with your food providers and they are more likely to "hook-it-up" as they say, and give you more food, toppings, favors, take extra care with your order, etc.

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this tbqh

if you see the pizza guy walking toward you without a brown bag, RUN