Tomorrow evening at 6pm, our premier selected location (Sbarro's Pizza, Times Square) will host the greatest gathering of literary minds and the crème de la crème of the shitposting elite. Are you literary enough to provoke the provocateur on the stage of to end all stages? The void to consume all voids? The meme to end all memes?
Wear all black, only velvet tribblys allowed to this black tie event of exotic fastcasual dining that only the brightest and youngest avantegarde thinkers and rejects can offer.
Get the password at link below, thread will be the manlet cringe and laugh event of the year. Be a part of history. pls respond
I hope they take pictures for us. I would have gone just for this reason alone if I were still in NYC.
Levi Rodriguez
How old must you be to attend this event?
Isaiah Reed
Please ell me you're not actually meeting at the Times Square Sbarro's
Aaron Bell
>Sbarro's Pizza wtf. Why wouldnt you meet in some darkened lounge in alphabet city or something?
Brandon Williams
>pizza shops >Veeky Forums m8...this isn't going to end well
Aaron White
why the fuck would you do something like this it's just gonna be embarassing and awful for everyone involved if you want to meet Veeky Forums people irl just join a fucking bookclub, you'll be spared the high-level autism and might even get to meet chicks
Christian Bell
Yeah, what the fuck? Why not meet at a downtown bar, get a few beers, and enjoy each other's company instead of meming for normies in the most awful neighborhood in North America?
Gabriel Ramirez
I've notified the FBI
Brandon Wood
>wear all black pls no memeing
i don't want to stick out like an autist, so do I wear all black or what?
Levi Fisher
w-will there be cute boys like him at this meetup?
t. femnon
Cooper Turner
Lol you all are retarded and cringe Good wishes for tomorrow kek
Tyler Morgan
Some of you guys are alright ;)
don't go
Easton Taylor
>NO GIRLSS REEE SCHOPENHAUER
Brandon Watson
How many of them do you think will have the hipster beard + chequered flannel shirt combination?
My prediction: 70% of the meet-up will be dressed like that
Aiden Lopez
pls post pics of meetup
Angel Hughes
i'm good thanks
Jonathan Reyes
I bet they're all nu-male manlets too
Henry Reyes
What are some cringy autist moments from previous meetups?
Can someone please greentext them out to see if this is worth going to or not?
Evan Sullivan
bantz aside if you're in the area and want to come join the channel in the op and say hi so we can tell you the location
Adam Torres
no one was autistic (excessively so anyway) and it was a generally pleasant time for all involved
Nathan Diaz
for real, isn't that a little touristy? why don't they go to some cheap asian place that serves alcohol?
Easton Murphy
people who are actually hipsters dont go on alt-right message boards
Samuel Wood
>being this delusional about how much of a hipster you are lemme guess, you were alt-right before it was cool?
Aiden Hill
>tfw live in NYC >tfw painfully available >tfw still won't go because you're all reddit faggots
Chase Peterson
>tfw never find another Veeky Forums San Antonian
Austin just gets all the hot chicks and cool book shops.
Jace Young
will this be in New York every year?
Parker Wood
meetups are a time-honored Veeky Forums tradition, newfriend
Jonathan Brown
>never going to /cgl/ meet ups to make new friends and make fun of tripfags >never getting drunk with a bunch of strangers from the internet and getting the cops called on the hotel room party you were at
I miss those days.
Jordan Thomas
I'm too scared I'll be raped by some minority user of this board. How many were at the last meatup?
Sebastian Brooks
>conflating not attending this gathering of faggots with the idea of meetups entirely literally been here since 2005, incomer
Adam King
>avatarfaging
Isn't that a reportable offense?
Blake Green
>2 posts is avatar posting >reddit spaces yes it is but then again so is playing moderator wew
Juan Garcia
>reddit spaces
who are you quoting?
Bentley Martin
I wont set foot in manhattan because you aren't allowed to smoke anywhere on that godforsaken island
this desu. times square is just hong kong only dirtier and with black people.
some bullshit hipster gin distillery in brooklyn or something ffs
no
Brandon Morgan
lol
William Davis
>I live in Brooklyn and I'm cool cause I smoke and hop on meme trends catering to upper middle class white people who have no other way of being "interesting"
kys desu
Austin Richardson
To be honest, anyone who lives in New York is a piece of shit.
Angel Gray
I would go, but I live in San Diego. :/
Elijah Hughes
>being this new
Alexander Rogers
>Times Square >commuting to the city to hang out with a bunch of autists in a Sbarro's Pizza
Oliver Gutierrez
i have an aunt who lives there and shes really cool and nice :)
Aaron Jones
Where Chicago at
Robert Hill
Yo, Indiana here. Let's hang.
Connor Foster
Someone post a pic of what these meetups look like lel
Wyatt Perez
It can't be any worse than that infamous Veeky Forums meetup.
Thomas Miller
I'll be at the dallas meetup again, anyone else here going?
Tyler Sanders
I'm here, where are you guys?
Isaiah Ortiz
don't be afraid to look stupid, so many Veeky Forums guys are afraid of saying or doing something uncool. Just chill out man
Luke Powell
Great location choice if it keeps faggots like away. I'll probably be asleep at 6 PM, though, because I've constantly lost control of my life.
Gavin Kelly
Are you entirely fed up with the Veeky Forums establishment's pedestrian nihilism and obsession with the color black? Do you seek a circle that appreciates and investigates real literature? Are you unafraid to explore new paradigms and throw off the suffocating memes of yesteryear? Tonight at 6pm, a revolutionary meeting of the minds wil take place within the confines of the World of M&Ms, Times Square, New York, New York. Wear clothing appropriate for a philosophical undertaking of this magnitude: duster jackets, soviet winterwear, burgundy cravats, cummerbunds, and fedoras. Otherwise, bring only a lusty mind and cash to buy M&Ms.
Jaxon Williams
That Roberto guy who showed up at the first one, claimed to have coined the "corncob tortillas yecarthy" thing, and passed his notebooks full of autism around to everyone kind of was.
Oliver Johnson
What is the Dallas meetup?
Hunter Hernandez
Dude that's like a 5 hour drive
Justin Evans
>tfw no cute literary boipussy to pound from behind as he moans in exhaustion and recites Sonnet 116
Landon Flores
...
John Young
Will there be any other frogposters present? I want someone I can talk about redpills, inferior women, and whiteness with
Angel Lewis
literally me. how do is top feeling like my every social interaction is an audition?
Henry Collins
I will be there if you are there user Surround yourself with autists to feel less autistic
Robert White
>I want someone to listen to my autism lmao back to your containment board
boards.Veeky Forums.org/pol
Ayden Jackson
aw bless
Luke Collins
should have posted a thread last year rofl
Austin Sanders
Sorry boys, in Delaware at the moment. Take pictures, please.
Jose Nguyen
13 minutes
Dominic Clark
Can't wait to meet "kantbot" and "logicdaedalus"
Ayden Williams
Lets be honest, you wouldn't be able to talk about anything else probably.
Owen Morris
I don't see you guys, where are you?
Charles Anderson
>he fell for it
Jacob Flores
Looks like its just me again this year
Landon Campbell
Yell "DEUS VULT" and well find you
Dylan Thompson
Be sure to take a group photo so I can laugh at you.
Aiden Richardson
m8 u can smoke anywhere this is nyc
Joshua Young
Where will the Dallas meetup be? I live in Dallas.
Elijah Jenkins
Me on the left
Owen Moore
I was joking around and have no idea if there has ever been one in Dallas. But I would be down to go to one.
Michael Bennett
My prediction 7 people show 4 carrying annotated copies of infinite meme 3 wearing fedoras 5 have aids from slurping cum 2 virgin autists
Ian Diaz
which are the ones wearing the fedoras?
Aiden Ortiz
Can anyone give an update?
>twitter
Isaiah Cruz
People from the internet going out into the real world is always delightful to behold.
Parker Turner
Midwest here reporting in. Wonder how many Hoosiers are on this board honestly.
Daniel Hill
Me too. How many people on Veeky Forums live in the DFW area, I wonder?
Nathaniel Nelson
Nobody showed up... twas a ruse
Julian Russell
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE HAS HIS OWN AREA NOW?!?!?
Hudson Jenkins
Can you run me up a carton of cigarettes, few guns, fireworks, and some spray paint?
Jayden Long
The bitch in the blue dress? Eminently bangable.
James Sanchez
when the meeting spot was like some generic spot only a tourist would pick it definitely gave the vibe that the people supposedly organizing it weren't from the area
Christopher Foster
this happened. it was fun and super autistic.
Grayson Thompson
>this happened
pics or it didn't
Eli James
Yo, I live in Dallas and I'd definitely be down to meet-up. Definitely sounds like a—if I may—novel experience.
Do any of you consider yourselves cool or interesting? Genuinely curious.
Liam Martin
>Do any of you consider yourselves cool or interesting? Genuinely curious.
what did my sides do to deserve this oh god
Josiah Anderson
I'd never been to Sbarros before but now it might legit be my favorite pizza place
Logan Wright
>cool >Dallas Pick one
Charles Barnes
>yfw u finally now realize this whole thing was just viral marketing for sbarro's
that shit is actually p gud if i'm thinking of the right place
Caleb Stewart
i thought it was better to ask than "are you x, y" because it's subjective whereas the latter is totally objective, conducive to lies
also, at the core, most people really do consider themselves boring af, and usually rightly so
and I have met and kept one friend from lit irl, and we make rap music together
Nathan Cook
>also, at the core, most people really do consider themselves boring af
where do u meet these ppl, church?
Luis Rogers
Well, I'm a writer and a grad student, and my dream is to create fiction that is still being read a thousand years from now. Does that count?
Hudson Nelson
fucking hungry as fuck rn
David Sanchez
i hope you don't actual think environment ultimately determines your status as cool
anyway who's your nba/mlb/nfl/nhl/mls team theyre trash
Angel Cox
vain (in both senses of the word) ambitions are pretty rad. are you in grad school for writing?
Blake King
These kinds of threads really make me wish I lived in the US...