watch cooking show

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>eating avocado
That's some sub 40 IQ shit right there. At least OP tried to end it all before it got to that.

I use my fingers.
It's very easy.

That's the first time I've seen the other side; it at least explains how they didn't lose their entire hand, I guess.

They deserve the pain of their own stupidity.

Yeah, is that all? I thought it was through the palm.
This is barely worth going to hospital for. Just cut the knife as close to the hand as you can and pull it out carefully so you don't cut yourself more.

You could lose a muscle or two if you are not carefull enough. It's not worth the risk.

There aren't any muscles in the fingers.

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yes there are

Should be easy for you to name one then.

>Pulling a knife out of a wound

kek

Nice bait, if you stabbed strait through your hand and bleed a pint of blood your frail Veeky Forums posting ass would pass right the fuck out.

>Should be easy for you to name one then.
????
Are you retarded? They are just finger muscles

He's right you know, there aren't.

You'll still run the risk of fucking up tendons & of course the blood lose, though.

>using a knife to remove an avocado pit

What is this meme? Don't you just, like, pull the pit out after you slice the avocado? Why bother with a knife?

Not sure if low-tier trolling or retarded

>he doesnt activate his avocados
Retard.

>bloodloss from a fucking finger.
As I said; cut the tip of the knife off so you're not pulling several inches of steel through the wound. The cut in that pic isn't going to ruin any tendons and what do you think a doctor would do differently anyway? They're not putting you in the OR for that.
t.RN, currently in the ICU, formerly in orthopedic surgery ward specialising in hands and fingers.

But yeah, if you're this ignorant about how your hands work you probably should just go to hospital with it after all.

youtube.com/watch?v=eGd6GfHG77I

>cut the tip of the knife
>carefully find, wield, and effectively operate high-gauge metal cutting scissors with one hand while losing copious amounts of blood and writhing in agonizing pain

Yeah, just maintain flawless mental clarity, critical thinking, and perfect dexterity with a fucking knife all the way through your hand

Oh, yeah, good point you dumb name-fag let me just do all this risky shit on my own puddle of blood on the kitchen floor with no anesthetics instead of just going to a medical professional.

Matter of fact, I hope you do try your own advice, because Darwinism will take your dumb ass RIGHT the fuck out of the gene pool.

>As I said; cut the tip of the knife off

Great plan. You've stabbed yourself with a knife, you're in pain, bleeding and in possibly in shock. Your first step is to find the tools necessary to cut the end off of the knife.

>The cut in that pic isn't going to ruin any tendons

What, your ICU nurses ass has never seen somebody slice through their tendons with a knife? Maybe not the dumbass in that exact picture but if I did that, my first action (sorry, second, after I've carefully cut the end off of the knife...) is not going to be a full evaluation of the wound to determine what I've damaged.

>you probably should just go to hospital with it after all.

Is that medical advice?

Hey bro, I heard you like memes, so we put a meme in your memes so you can meme while you meme. -[You]

Hurr look at me I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

just squeeze the sides of the avocado and the pit should pop up a bit, makes it easier to remove.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>cut the tip of the knife off
Honey! Fetch the Acme™ Knife Scissors® please! And could you hurry, I may be dying!

your fingers are controlled by tendons retards

Why should I not eat this delicious nutritious fruit?

is this the power of american education?

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>cut off the knife
What if that’s my only knife?
I usually hate namefags but yours is useful – you will be remembered as a dolt.