/sg/ SIP GENERAL - THE SIP OF SIPSYPHUS EDITION

If you've seen a yellow sip recently, post the location. Name of establishment and region is sufficient.

Getting my yellow sips next week boys, more details to come after i accomplish my quest

Can still get them in leafland, truly we are an enlightened nation

Leafbros need to share, im driving 2 hours Tuesday for mission yella sip

reminder to report paid advertisement shill threads

Yellow sips

do you ever feel trapped with that setup? i need a window in front of me

Sipbros are teenaged losers in desperate search for an identity. They're the kind of people that pull their pud to cam girls that wear strap-ons in the thumbnail. If sipbros were rappers, their rapper name would be Pegmaster Flex. Sipbros dance like old people fuck.

I live in a basement, there's no windows and I'm used to it

Hey I'm not a teenager

Coffeecuck detected


Cuckffee is the uninitiated beverage of the commoners, akin to black broth.
Redditbull is the posca of slaves.
Sipboys are of an elevated status.

I never got this sip meme, I usually glug down monster zero.

thats a sip you dip

Even the first sip of the day is a gulp for you?

Reminder to fuck off newfag

Last yellow sip my local /sip/stop had in stock.

i can relate. all of my sips are gone in 10 seconds

HEADS UP, BEST SIPS COMIN' THROUGH

>beetus juice
>sip

i bought my first ever sip

who here /sipacrossAmerica/?

do u amerifags have Lewis Hamilton Sip?

>thinking these dumb threads are going to get me to ever drink any of that caffeinated sugary bullshit in a can

Good choice, user. Had a zero ultra yesterday with some cheese and bread aswell. Was great

These threads grow in strength every time I come back to this board.

Just to clarify, Monster Zero Ultra is the de facto Sip but other flavors work as well?

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>sugary
Shit b8 brah

yeah it was pretty good
i feel enlightened

Sipped west coast to east coast back in august. Sippin right back next month with one eye on the road and the other out for yellows.

S I P B O Y S

UNLEASH THE PICT

You only bring the next thread closer to its birth.

>Hillshire charcuterie
good taste

what's the rarest sip of them all?

I only ever saw this in one store, I liked it so I bought the other several they had and never saw it again.

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Reply on kik

S I P B O Y S

Rarest sip comin through

These were common for a while, limited time exclusive at Speedway
Way too sweet

Literally got this an hour ago at a grocery outlet wtf. It only has 100% daily value of b vitamins so u gotta drink 2 at once...

if anyone here is in the south houston area, there's a gas station on hughes ranch road off highway 288 that's always stocked with them.

No I think that's a euro exclusive. The Doctor too.

>Interns are paid to spam and post racist memes

Fuck you monster

I'm not racist you fucking nigger

>literally just survived on 3 sips a day for 2 weeks
>lost 20lbs

I drank nothing but a couple sips and realized i ate nothing

Now that's a rare can, never seen one before

Heard you guys liked to sip.

Can any siplad recommend a sip here?

can't go wrong with ultra

Oooo son get that red monster second to bottom shelf

Monster Energy Lewis Hamilton soooonnnn get me one too
S I P B O Y S

tried to change it up a red sip this morning but it was too spicy

going back to white

Londis, South William St, Dublin, Ireland

UK and Ireland for confirmed still yellow sippin’

This picture of a sip reminds me of better days.

>Dublin
>not a Nigerian hand

Shopped?

Well meme’d lad

Are those sips only £1? 2 for £2? What is this magic we need that in burgerstan.

Also get Zero Ultra, the most base and pure form of sip.

you have to add on the 50% jizya tax though m8

Never seen or heard of it. Wow.

>reddit spacing
>/pol/ paranoia
Noggin status: joggin

>tfw can't wait for the next year of sipping
T H E _ B O Y S _ O F _ S I P

>gg.guys we are totally a cult and the chosen ones right? The holy brand keep saying so many good things on TV

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It's 1 am and i got a sip in the fridge. Should i?

A B S O L U T E M A D M A N

:/

>monster
>tv commercials
LOL

Join the offical sipboy chat of kik
Got a good gathering of sippers on it, feel free to install and crack open a sip
Send a sip pic for admin

DID IT

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

> energy drinks

You fuckers are leaking into my facebook feed.

>a Veeky Forums post of a screenshot of a fb post of a screenshot of a tumblr post of a screenshot of a Veeky Forums post
WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE

I remember that guy. M E G A S I P guy. Absolute madman.

if you have a leather phone case you can etch the logo into it and shill for free :)

I feel the need to screenshot your post along with the screenshot of the Tumblr/Facebook post then post it on Instagram to keep the ball rolling.

Babby's first try at greentexting

Imgur and Instagram are your friends.

Has anyone started a discord yet?

Oh so fucking good. Besides zero /sips/ Java reigns

>GENERAL

Just had this one. Holy fuck this is something else.

where did you get that sipbro

Where I live I can only find zero ultra and the energy drink tier shit sips

Any TN sippers here? I'm getting out there this week and I'm looking for some yellows.

Yeah the Shell near highway 109 in Gallatin just north of Nashville has yellow sips usually

Even if they don't they have lots of cool drinks here like ranch soda and a soda called pirate piss

entire fucking shelf of yellowsip spotted in UK, huddersfield Morrisons supermarket. waterloo rd, near mcdonalds

Yellow sip spotted and copped in a small shop in Syracuse, NY

There's a cooler full of them

How small are your hands bro

And where is your last finger

Not him but have you ever held something in your hand and then looked at your hand? Your fingers bend to hold the object and some of them may not emerge into view on the opposite side of the object, making your hand appear smaller than it actually is. It’s some freaky optical illusion mind puzzle shit dude. Give it a try sometime. Pic related 1/2

Pic related 2/2. WHOA! Smaller hand. But how? Pro tip: You have been bamboozled my friend. It is actually the same hand in both images. You may save either, they’re all yours :)

Bonus pic related. It’s a wild world user.

WTF are your hands inflatable or something how did you make them so big when they looked normal before?

Edit: OK I see it now he just got a smaller can I think

kek

It's known as the Trump illusion.

how many times did you look around your office to make sure no one would see you autistically taking these

Pipeline Punch desu senpai

>Sentinel
>not striker

Tfw no orb machine class like destiny 1 where heavy weapon kills gave orbs, punching guys gave them, and you got extra heavy weapon ammo for your thunderlord from your ruin wings
Tfw not generating over 50 orbs per strike any more