WEBM Thread

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that knife is almost as dull as jack

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who the hell (other than jack) bites their fucken sammiches like that????

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>manages to cut himself with the hand holding the fucking knife
jesus christ

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>jack is a fucking retard, so he has to be careful not to cut himself like the fucking retard he is

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Mods please just purge this jack infested shit thread so we can start fresh.

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Keep crying nub

can he do anything right?

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what was he trying to accomplish?

this is what happens when you buy japaneses udon noodles and realize its not ramen

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he wanted to cure his pinkeye.

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>littealry wondering why his meat sticks but uses a fork

just like when my parents didnt want me to use there kitchen ware but allowed me to cook they realized there autism is transmutable to myself

i can blame his parents for teaching him odd habits like this

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exactly what i was thinking, how the fuck did that hand get cut

Do Americans really eat this?

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I think they just film it for Instagram

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The FUCK am I even looking at?

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i can't believe this guy still has all his fingers

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Savage! How do I into /bigboybites/?? I'm no soyboy either I just can't figure it out.

chicago ain't america

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Which video is this?

you know good and well if you start a webm bread with 'limited jack', there's gonna be a shittonne of jack

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I respect Jack, He's proud of what he does, i'd like to see Veeky Forums put their cooking skills to the youtube test.
Post webMs of yourself cooking.

just shove your face in there like a beast, my dood

adding mayo to cake isn't odd user and is used often to give it moisture. However, he does use a lot more than necessary.

Normally, Jack makes me mad but this... this actually hurts my fucking feelings.

yeah but mayo has horse raddish in it, your better off just making your own

As a general rule, you have to push your head to the food as opposed to bringing the food to your mouth

hahaha yes this thread many of the classics, years later im always astounded by how retarded he is. is he just memeing us?

I am sick of this meme. It adds not value to the board. Please kill this meme.

I'm legit conflicted, why would you bother to pour whatever the fuck that was so slowly over the sandwich(?) if you're gonna completely submerge it anyway?

>mayo has horse raddish
Not necessarily. Essentially all you need to make mayonnaise is oil, eggs, and vinegar.

Look at how fucking thin that pan is

>his
I'm pretty sure that's Kay. I recognise the hob.

This legit made me upset

> sandwich

It's most likely a cake with strawberries and whipped cream inside, and he's pouring chocolate on it

Surely there are better ways to do that?

toastin in a quality bread

i've heard of people using applesauce. and don't call me shirley

This man's incompetence is jarring

fuck first the salmon then this jank-ass poutine
jack is depressing

I miss when mods actually pruned jackposting. It's the same webms posted over and over. At this point, I'd be surprised if it wasn't the same person always posting them.

As well it should. After he fried that lovely piece of fish until it was falling apart I do believe he shoved it in a fucking oven.
Yes, here we are; youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE

i think if OP didn't mention jack then everything would've gone normally and we would've had a nice webm thread.

Okay but how do you actually get it across the table onto your plate?

Make some OC or fuck off back to your sip threads

This thread can be saved.

This is my favorite

Sometimes I watch it at nite to comfort me

>sloppyseconds.webm

>can be saved
>posts a buzzfeed/instagram/kikebook tier trendy video made by nu-males
is this a joke?