Ever try this? Whats it pair well with?

Ever try this? Whats it pair well with?

A purse and and lipstick

Living alone

Hot weather and wingz

>Whats it pair well with?
Another Coors light.

Depression

Spousal abuse

A rope

>Beer die or beer pong
>Shotgunning
>Chronic alcoholism

>alcoholics drinking 4% pisswater
Why is this such a widely accepted image? Most alcoholics don't really drink beer unless it's the only thing available or if they're having it as a side to their wine/liquor.

its a beer you can literally drink all day

It tastes like stale water with a hint of piss so it's relatively easy to put down a ridiculous amount in a sitting

water goes well with most foods

Soy-based dishes

Why not go for near beer then?

Coors light is almost a near beer without flavor.

Because near beers are even lower ABV, if alcoholic at all.
Coors and PBR and the like are low ABV, non-offensive beers you can just idly drink for hours without getting sick of them,

>i am drinking coors because of the low ABV
>BUT I WON'T GO ANY LOWER THAN 4% OH HO HO I NEED THAT MILD PERFORMANCE CRIMP AND NO ACTUAL BUZZ

Americans.

Because it's cheap as shit user

These are great for the end of the night, like after 10+ drinks.

At that point you're just making your hangover worse and these will make you feel like you're drinking without making you black out.

...what?
I want to be able to sit around and drink 30 of the things and get drunk all day, not drink 30 of the things and catch a weak buzz.
4% is the absolute bare minimum.
How is this hard for you to understand?

watermelon and burgz

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by definition alcoholics can drink anything all day

I love it

Usually Trader Joe's mac and cheese or goldfish

Used to do canned smoked oysters with them, but now I do anchovies on Cape Cod frozen pizza/Fresh Market refrigerated pizza depending on if I'm in Massachusetts or Florida at the time

water substitute

It is good with any type of food. It won't overpower a burger and will be refreshing with spicy food.

Chewing tobacco and incest.

It's good with Scallop Sashimi with Meyer Lemon Confit, as well as Pappardelle with Sea Urchin and Cauliflower

dirty stained clothes and fried food

A-a purse a-and and lipstick!

its coors light crew all day bruv

Poverty and depression

The only person I know that drinks this is a girl I used to see.

Liver and fava beans

self loathing and a microwaveable banquet meal

Marlboro Lights and regret