Embarrassing food/restaurant stories? Ill start >be eating at ramen restaurant for three years >waiters and chiefs recognize me >always eat ramen with a fork >I cannot use chop sticks >one day, get served usual bowl of ramen I get >waiter forgot to bring fork even though I asked for it multiple times >awkwardly stand up in the middle of the restaurant and slowly stag around >chiefs visibly chuckle to each other >eventually I stumble into my waiter and ask her for a fork >sit down and notice chiefs are still audibly giggling and avoiding eye contact >also went to japan and was too embarrassed to eat ramen with fork I missed out big time
also I dont think I can eat at this restaurant ever again
Who said you had to eat it all at once. And even if you did eat it all at once, so what? Unless you're gorging yourself like that daily there is no concern.
The ineptitude and stupidity of the human race never ceases to amaze me.
Nathan Fisher
>>All that protein in one meal >Why
Because Fuck You.
That's why.
Wyatt Roberts
Had you never considered learning how to use chopsticks, if ramen is a meal you like so much you get it repeatedly?
I mean I literally taught my friend to use them to a reasonable degree in about a minute.
Jonathan Collins
t. soyboy
Joseph Johnson
God you are a beta.
>be with mother getting lunch at local short-order-cook mom and pop place >get haddock dinners to go home and watch lego movie with brother >delicious double beer battered haddock with crispy shoestring fries and cabbage slaw with no onion or pepper or trash in it excellent >mother insists that there is something wrong with her dinner >drive back, she goes up to the counter claiming there is no fish in her dinner! >wtf no fish in her dinner? It feels heavy, there is a piece in there for sure >'theres no piece of fish in my dinner!' >cook hears her scream this >leans his head around the corner >'the fish is under the fries. I put it there to keep your fries from getting soggy from the fried fish and oil' >mother looks under fries >an obvious and large piece of fried haddock >'oh well you hid it on me! an now i've wasted my time driving back! ' mom pls
Juan Reyes
>also I dont think I can eat at this restaurant ever again
Learn to use chopsticks, and then go back, and show them you're a human being that can improve himself.
Or don't, and just run away from the issue, like I would. And then keep running away, and drop out of college because of a depression you've been too much of a coward to face for 16 years, and you think about walking out into the woods in the middle of winter to die because you're too much of a bitch to just take your own life actively, that you have to let temperature do it for you.
That's the choice you get to make.
Nathaniel Kelly
NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
Evan Young
This cannot be real
Jackson Harris
Are you me?
Andrew Reed
“I prefer the Chinese restaurants that have the silverware on the table when you arrive, because there's nothing more humiliating than starting with chopsticks and having to turn to the waiter and say, 'Yeah, uh, hi. I'm too white. Do you have a shovel back there? Chopsticks are fun, but I'd rather eat than play Operation.'” -- Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale
Anthony Wright
going to waffle house for the usual ask for shit on a shingle on the side didn't realize there was a new waitress young thin blonde with a visible crucifix neck pendant stares at me her eyes are watery her lips quiver as she asks "excuse me" Don't know if mad or angry a, are you ok hun?
my usual waitress rushes over and starts berating me for talking mean to her. we usually banter but she's going full momma hen on my ass, young waitress start crying.
I, i, i just ordered the usual betty... girl rushes to the back. about 2" away because it's a fucking tiny waffle house, talk it out with betty, i just ordered some shit on a shingle. we clear it up and she tells she's a nice dumb girl who thought i calling her shitty or something. I apologize to the girl and betty introduce us. apparently she had a rough first day getting overwhelmed by the rush hour that had just been. I left her a tip and hit on her for the entire meal while putting her down about being a pathetic little girl who can't handle the pressure of working at a WH. tell betty the new girl may need a sugar daddy like me. I made sure new girl heard me.
Bentley Torres
Billy! I told you to clean up your room! You know your cousin is coming to sleep over!
Luis Bell
fuck you I didnt make this thread to get bullied...the other ramen place I ate at for ten years didnt care that I ate ramen with a fork, but sadly that ramen place closed down...and my mommy tried to teach me multiple times, it's just too hard for me ok?
Adam Powell
I REALLY hope you are actually OP
Parker Bailey
Would you like some soylent instead?
Charles Gray
The Szechuan place I go to decides whether to fork you based on what you order. If you get the orange chicken, it's served with a fork. lel
Henry Walker
this is a very funny visual.
Jordan Williams
wow you sound like a fucking loser.
Austin Martinez
>I can't use chopsticks Why do people act like its some form of mystical art form being hidden away from the white devil by shifty eyed dragon lords or some shit?
Juan Morris
Genuinely pathetic OP. Get your life sorted. No one's going to do it for you.
Jack Perez
That doggo better get to gnaw on that tomahawk when you're done, or Imma be pissed and come lookin for you.
Jacob Morris
If you're eating long noodles in a soup, chopsticks are fucking retarded no matter how good you are with them. The most skilled Asian who's used sticks their whole life still won't be as efficient as someone with a fork. Chopsticks are fine for bite-sized foods but there's no reason to use them for fucking soup unless you're autistic about muh authentic nippon experience
Jonathan Fisher
says the dumbfuck who can't utilize two fucking sticks to feed himself.
Jose Harris
i know a couple of billion people who may disagree with you, m8
Daniel Reed
If a person wants to use a fork, let them use a fucking fork. There's no fucking law saying you HAVE to eat with chopsticks... if a person doesn't want to use them, so fucking what? You're not superior in any way just because you're able to use them and someone else wants to use a fork instead. Stop acting like a high and mighty cunt on the internet over something so trivial as fucking chopsticks.
Jayden Hernandez
Is Billy a boy or a girl? Is cousin a boy or a girl?
Kevin Barnes
I love this idea that you have to be efficient at eating, as if most people have trouble inhaling their food quickly enough.
Kayden Richardson
Aside from your own fingers, chop sticks are the simplest eating utensils available. I can be lost in the woods and in a minute or so make myself a pair of chop sticks. How quickly can you make a fork?
Nathaniel Cruz
Are you sure your fly wasn’t down or something?
Caleb Allen
Au contraire, I am clearly superior to someone who is too stupid to use chopsticks. The only exception is for someone who can't use them due to a disability.
Elijah Jenkins
That's why I bring my own fork to asian restaurants just in case. I wouldn't go back to that place though, those people are assholes. Don't worry OP only asians and nu-males use chopsticks.
Josiah Foster
Order 500 forks to the establishment and a week later burn the place down.
Christopher Barnes
I always carry scissors, so about 30 seconds with a tin can lid. Or 5 seconds if you pick up a pointy stick andstab stuff with it.
Jose Perez
We wuz thankin da same ting
Luis Foster
If your waiter forgets something, you don't chase after them or walk around the restaurant. How is this news to you? Keep your ass seated and wait until they're to get their attention.
Chase Cook
>simplicity equals efficiency
Anthony Nelson
>lost in the woods >make chopsticks >set a trap for kung pao chicken >wait...
Michael Mitchell
Hello Genderqueer!
I believe you dropped your tampon.
Jose Parker
hello pusy boy
Samuel Kelly
hello rèddit
Andrew Brooks
SoyboyBait.jpeg
Sebastian Sullivan
Yeah but, lets not kid ourselves, the fork is clearly the superior option for eating noodles. It requires no special instructions to operate and you can easily control the amount of noodles you want, AND you can completely avoid slurping like a slob if you choose to.
Chopsticks are superior for grasping delicate foods, like sushi.
And for the record I use the chopsticks for ramen when I go out to eat, mostly because it's more trouble to ask for a fork than it is to eat with the utensils provided. Neither of which being very troublesome to begin with, mind you.
Landon Jones
At least you tried
Anthony Mitchell
Slurping in Asian cultures (mostly Chinese though) is considered a good thing it shows you are enjoying your meal.
Camden Lee
I have shitty fingers from bleeding in my brain as an infant, and I'm doing fine living in Japan using chopsticks. I can't really write legibly, but I can use chopsticks decently.
You can just eat sushi with your hands, though.
Carter Young
>chopsticks for sushi Sushi is finger food, retard.
Dominic Williams
I eat ramen and pho with the white spoon, why the fuck would you eat soup with chopsticks?
Ethan Campbell
Veeky Forums makes me rage so often with stupid post after stupid post. I know some are trolls but some are just retard level dumb.
Colton Perry
I have carpal tunnel and writing with pen/pencil and chopsticks make my hands hurt awful fierce. I'd love to use chopsticks to eat my chink food
Ian Walker
It's extremely dangerous to give dogs cooked bones. They can shatter. Raw is the way to go.
Landon Ortiz
>get a load of this white gajin
Henry Sanchez
>guy makes a thread about embarrassing food stories >53 replies ragging on him and like two additional stories
I don't really have any embarrassing restaurant stories.
Noah Kelly
you literally could not be more wrong, long noodles are what chopsticks excel at. in thailand, for example, other foods are served with a fork but noodles are served with chopsticks. eating pasta with a fork is what's retarded.
Jaxon Bell
>grow up with family occasionally using chopsticks on fun dinner nights >We are all pretty proficient >I move country to England for a better education >Spend 5 years never touching a chopstick >Get invited out to a Jap style restaurant by a girl who I was really into >Waiter brings along silverware along with the chopsticks >I say "no it's ok" as he was about to place the silver ware >Not much is thought of it by any party, maybe because I seemed so regular about it >First main dish comes out requiring me to use them >I can't for the fucking life of me get it right >Even knock over my glass and everything >Have to signal and ask the waiter to send back silverware >Apple of my eye is chuckling at me >Table next to us sniggering >Sure the waiter was holding it back but he kept a straight face
Anthony Green
Hi soygoyboy!
Ryder Moore
I thought this website was for weaboos?
You don't eat sushi with chopsticks
Ethan Torres
sick larp bro. maybe next time you can pretend you have charisma again, it's super fun.
Landon Jenkins
>be at my favorite ramen shop >I eat there twice a week >its a very small space with counter seating only >only seats about 12 people in total in the place >sitting very close elbow to elbow with just enough room behind you for people to walk past single file >guy cooking his has little stove behind the counter >always full of japanese people during lunch time >bring a friend of mine there at lunch time >there's an anime convention in town >my friend is a retard that doesn't think before he speaks >he's talking period which is already bad enough because nobody else in there is talking >he's talking about cosplayers that are walking around the neighborhood >"I just really hate all these japanese faggots" >suddenly all the eating stops and everyone is looking at us angrily >this is the most humiliated I have ever been in my life >I pay and we leave >I go back the next week >owner usually welcomes me graciously because I'm a good customer >he just drops the menu in front of me and doesn't say a word or make eye contact >I can take a hint so I left and never went back
I hate that this place was taken from me
Adam Roberts
Thats really depressing. Im sorry for your loss.
Ayden Hernandez
I use a fork and a spoon. Cramp free eating experience. Weebs can get fucked.
Christian Nguyen
>my friend is a retard that doesn't think before he speaks
And you are a retard for not realising this and explaining to him the expected etiquette In that establishment. Or even bringing him there in the first place.
Bentley Phillips
Soyboys detected. You losers wouldn't be so depressed if you stop filling your bodies with garbage
Daniel Cox
Shadilay fellow kekistani
Cameron Powell
...
Logan Scott
Are you okay? You don't seem coherent.
Aaron Martin
How the fuck did you eat for 3 years? What happens when the place closes for the night? What the fuck?
Cooper Martin
Let me guess, you also think table manners aren’t necessary
Tyler Green
You could make a serviceable fork out of forked stick in a very small amount t of time.
Also if I am lost in the woods an actual utensil is near worthless, other than a pointy stick to spear something on.
Connor Carter
lol stop projecting, the moral isn't that he needs to learn how to use chopsticks
Elijah Sanders
Fuck off racist
James Kelly
If I were you I would have made a complete ass of myself making a mess with the chopstics slurping the noodles and grabbing the bowl and drinking the broth really loudly and exclaiming delicious and telling other people to try it, they would never pull that shit on you again
Brody Gonzalez
You could eat with a blunt club too but that doesn't make you any less retarded, despite needing only half the sticks and no points
Brody Moore
>I just leave politely Or you can man the fuck up and get the chef's attention, directly address the situation by apologizing for your friend's rudeness and saying he won't be back, then order the same thing you usually do. If the chef wants to be a thin-skinned can't because someone who wasn't you was a douche despite you being a long-time loyal customer, he's the one with the baggage, not you.
Benjamin Brooks
>Apologize
A man never apologizes, my soy consuming comrade
Alexander Robinson
You apologize directly when you feel you have done wrong. If you're going to meme like a faggot, your post wreaks of millennial entitlement, the generation that has all those soyboys you are obsessed with.
Jordan Ross
>make a poor decision >"well I better run from this problem and just avoid the place from now on instead of doing the rational thing and talk to the offended party" Doesn't sound that manly to me faggot
Julian Gutierrez
That’s 100% wrong, wanker. I bet you get slapped quite often.
Owen White
I'm a boomer. Op did nothing wrong but scamper away like a fag. Learn from Trump little boys and you will get some respect. If you feel the need to say something make a joke at the furries expense
>Learn from Trump little boys and you will get some respect >Literally the least respected president both domestically and internationally in US history.
LMAO!
Camden Williams
i cant even visualize someone eating soup with a FORK, fucking lol. nobody older than like 5 should put his fork anywhere near a bowl of soup
Jace Bennett
I prefer chopsticks bc no unnatural metal in your mouth. Also easy af to use with a little practice.
Isaiah Evans
I dont live in the woods anymore, so ill use a fork.
Zachary Hughes
>metal isn't natural
Chase Lee
>sitting eating my meal with friends >see a reflection in my (plastic) glass of ginger ale from a nearby window >wrongly percieve this visual cue as my drink tipping over >fight or flight reptile brain activates and I frantically try to save my drink which is actually stably sitting on the table >backhand the glass like halfway across the room leaving a good 30' long wake of ginger ale on the linoleum floor
I have an anxiety disorder
Mason Powell
>Putting machine made sticks in your mouth is natural
Kayden Fisher
>Better approval rates than any major EU leader
Andrew Lopez
Oh fuck I’m laffin
Jose Price
>posted probably fake story on Veeky Forums >type "chiefs" instead of "chefs" >OK maybe that was an accident >do it again
Christopher Peterson
fuuuuuck I thought I was the only one who did this. I have something like top 8th percentile vision and great reflexes from lifelong sports, but I always mis-see things in my peripheral and fuck things up
>take girl to jazz club >super old school cool and classy >old black dudes smoking cigars, wearing suits and nodding to music >order us a pair of fancy cocktails >sit down and start enjoying drinks >looking at stage, see candle flicker on table out of corner of eye >try to ninja grab the nonexistent glass I think is falling off the table >actually end up knocking glass off table >shatters, glass and booze everywhere, band hiccups for a second but gets right back in
it gets worse
>mortified, scramble to bar to grab dishrag and new drink >trying to clean this shit up while not making a huge scene >sop it all up and pick up shards >try to be subtle and quietly get back into chair, hunched over >boot slips on drink residue >grab for edge of table >miss >knocks other drink off table and it shatters
Henry Hernandez
I was eating at an all-you-can-eat stir-fry place and I got a call from work saying that I needed to be back in the office asap, and I sperged out when the owner wouldn't give me a take-out tray. I understand the policy, but I have been eating at this restaurant regularly for many years and the owner knew that I always have two plates, this was a one time favor I was asking as a regular long time customer, and he wouldn't do it. I hate seeing good food thrown out, so I lost it and made an ass of myself.
Benjamin Adams
Do you live in china then faggot? no? then shut the fuck up.
Lucas Stewart
Meat is nasty.
Carson Morales
probably just concsrned about setting a precedent. what if you get it and then ask for it regularly, what if two regulars see it and they also want an exception. beter make one regular mad than several others new and old costumers. you are kind of an ass for putting him in that position. but mhu regular business, it's nothing compared to the trouble you could cause. do you ever just decide to pay more for your food and drink? they have never refused you service and you obviously enjoy their food.
Colton Green
My family...we're the people who clap sarcastically when a waiter drops a tray.