>you will never serve your gf a home cooked meal of beans and psyllium
>she will never eat it naughtily, giggling at you, teasing you with each bite
>you will never hold her on your arms, creating a lattice with your fingers around her asshole as she begins violently shitting while making out with you
WHY
LIVE
BREHS
>hold her on your arms
Learn English.
Exceedingly intellectual frogposter
Brilliant, kind, generous frogposter
One of a kind frogposter
Based
This
Fuck onposters
maybe you should learn to cook then :^)
Mysterious but always intriguing frogposter.
>not delicately balancing your gf in mid air like one of those bird toys
Great post.
I ate my girls ass out every chance I could. Having a real first love relationship is everything you imagine it would be and so much more.
>The hardest part is when it ends, you a less of a person for flying to close to the sun.
Dumb frogposter.
Post more about eating ass you pervert shit
she's planking
When I was a kid, I once balanced one of these on my dick. I really needed more hobbies back then.
Do her arms have more hair then his?
Dude when that fucking ring tightens around your tounge as she flexes, then after getting her ready as she's bent over the bed (just thinking you were gonna jack off cause she had to study) you shove it up her ass and she looks back right as you enter her and her Nooo turns into an UGHNN.
Omg I still fucking jerk off to it. That was before the meth though. When I still had her. All I have now are the memories.
Damn food and cooking is fucking hot
Holy shit at least you don't look like a fag anymore. Maybe I should smoke meth to look like more of a hard cunt.
is this the "intellectual, insightful post" you mentioned here?
>wanting a 3dpd gf
Excellent post buddy
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Its a topic that has literally never been discussed before to be fair
did she leave you because of the meth or did the meth kill her?
detestable, mentally infirm frogposter
Lol
Where were you when you realized this was the best thread on ck?
Sitting on the shitter phone posting.
what a fantastic post
Veeky Forums isnt nearly as bad as /lgbt/ led me to believe
Same i suck cock and love this thread
Laughed out loud