finish this sentence:
I put ketchup on my _____ because _______
finish this sentence:
I put ketchup on my _____ because _______
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dick
reasons
>plate
>i like dipping my fries in them
OP
Faggot
I put ketchup on my legs because I'm so far behind.
>someone unironically made this post thinking it was funny
What a sad individual you are
>food
>I'm an Anglo faggot with zero culture or taste
there's that faggot stuff again, OP
what about cookies?
>nephew's tendies
>he's 9
tell me more about your nephew
Nothing
Its bad
hotdogs
the sweetness and mild acidity serve as a great contrast of the relatively sharp flavors of whatever mustard i used and the very finely dice raw onions, and the salty/savoryness of the meat
balls
i have testicular cancer
shitty thread
enjoy your ban
Meatloaf
It is yummy
Fridge
I like it cold
ketchup
i needed more ketchup
dong
im a saucy sweet good boy
Hyundai
i want to ketch up to other cars
food
I'm 12
breakfast sandwiches that include egg and American cheese
it's literally the only time I have ketchup on anything, and I cannot eat it without ketchup
I put ketchup on my hotdogs because I'm not a filthy communist
Underated
>Well done steak
>I'm retarded
alternative:
wife
she left me for a 25 year old cop
I put ketchup on my dik because pupper
I put ketchup on my well done steak because I genuinely like it that way
uncircumcised penis
I want americans to suck it
scrambled eggs
it's the only way they don't taste like a cat's asshole
fries
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
I put ketchup on my kobe wagyu strip because it's disgusting without it.
jews
penis
Omurice
I Unironically like it
I put ketchup on my hashbrowns because I tried it once when my teacher took me out to breakfast and she did it, and it was pretty great, been doing it since. Literally the only time I use ketchup.
I put ketchup on my corn because it makes the kernels stick together.
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meatloaf
I like the way it tastes.
steak
fuck you
Trashbin
They keep giving me free packets of the shit when I buy other stuff
I put ketchup on my hotdog because tomatoes fall right out.
kek havent seen that episode yet
I put ketchup on my meatloaf because it's classic.
>my trash
>because it belongs in the trash
Cat
Why not? And he loves to eat it.
Anything I fucking please
the notion of caring about what other people eat is for nannies and autistic manchildren
nothing
it's disgusting
dick when I fuck your mom
I exist to spite your entire conception and existence
pizza
i-it's still tomato sauce right?
Steak
I'm a fucking retard
chips
yank
t. belgian at uni in ireland
Underrated post
came here to post this
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