Finish this sentence:

finish this sentence:

I put ketchup on my _____ because _______

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dick

reasons

>plate
>i like dipping my fries in them

OP
Faggot

I put ketchup on my legs because I'm so far behind.

>someone unironically made this post thinking it was funny
What a sad individual you are

>food
>I'm an Anglo faggot with zero culture or taste

there's that faggot stuff again, OP

what about cookies?

>nephew's tendies
>he's 9

tell me more about your nephew

Nothing
Its bad

hotdogs
the sweetness and mild acidity serve as a great contrast of the relatively sharp flavors of whatever mustard i used and the very finely dice raw onions, and the salty/savoryness of the meat

balls
i have testicular cancer

shitty thread
enjoy your ban

Meatloaf
It is yummy

Fridge
I like it cold

ketchup
i needed more ketchup

dong

im a saucy sweet good boy

Hyundai
i want to ketch up to other cars

food
I'm 12

breakfast sandwiches that include egg and American cheese

it's literally the only time I have ketchup on anything, and I cannot eat it without ketchup

I put ketchup on my hotdogs because I'm not a filthy communist

Underated

>Well done steak
>I'm retarded

alternative:
wife
she left me for a 25 year old cop

I put ketchup on my dik because pupper

I put ketchup on my well done steak because I genuinely like it that way

uncircumcised penis
I want americans to suck it

scrambled eggs
it's the only way they don't taste like a cat's asshole

fries
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache

I put ketchup on my kobe wagyu strip because it's disgusting without it.

jews

penis

Omurice
I Unironically like it

I put ketchup on my hashbrowns because I tried it once when my teacher took me out to breakfast and she did it, and it was pretty great, been doing it since. Literally the only time I use ketchup.

I put ketchup on my corn because it makes the kernels stick together.

...

meatloaf

I like the way it tastes.

steak
fuck you

Trashbin
They keep giving me free packets of the shit when I buy other stuff

I put ketchup on my hotdog because tomatoes fall right out.

youtube.com/watch?v=-WOK5nU8HII

kek havent seen that episode yet

I put ketchup on my meatloaf because it's classic.

>my trash

>because it belongs in the trash

Cat

Why not? And he loves to eat it.

Anything I fucking please

the notion of caring about what other people eat is for nannies and autistic manchildren

nothing
it's disgusting

dick when I fuck your mom

I exist to spite your entire conception and existence

pizza

i-it's still tomato sauce right?

Steak
I'm a fucking retard

chips
yank

t. belgian at uni in ireland

Underrated post

came here to post this

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