Webm Thread

...

I sure hope faggots complain about old webms while contributing nothing new themselves!

>I'd like my meat's juices to be spattered in every conceivable direction

>inb4 inb4 pasta

Scientifically proven

...

youtube.com/watch?v=QnABC0b1gCI

...

...

no S I P S for you!

that first sip of the apocalypse

...

...

this is actually one of the most unnecessary things ever

gross, i don;t like pecans

yeah that's an odd choice

You know she was feeling sick halfway through that. What's she trying to prove?

It's more necessary than your breathing

...

...

Imagine being the one in the bowl knowing your next and you're sitting there watching your bro getting eaten

>that'll be 39.99, sir. spoon will cost extra.

>I'll just have a dollop of cheese and nothing else, thanks.

Hi

something a drunk 4 year old would make

That looks like a really inefficient way to cook a hog

Does anyone have the webm of jack cutting the bacon?

10 FEET HIGHER

A drunk 4 year old wouldn't be making anything other than vomit. So yeah, it is.

it's purpose isn't to cook. It's to burn off fine hair.

Why?

Looks cool. Also you can charge 17 bucks for it.

sauce? (no pun intended)

I can't find that exact video anymore, but it's called pommes aligot if you just want the recipe. 2:1:1:1 :: potato:butter:cream:cheese

Kek

interdasting

...

damn

...

I need to try this. With a smaller piece.

Classic hustle. There's actually not a Queen of Hearts in any of them.

His raw power is intimidating me

underrated

YES I WANT TO TRY SOME

i love the juxtaposition.

is this a sin in christianity?

...

>Watch me eat 1, that is right ONE, Chipotle Burrito moderately fast.

i aint gay but i would fuck this dude

Italian Space Program

...

I'm getting strong gay vibes from this. I don't think this scene would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

i will pay you money to stop posting this god damn fuckign retard in these threads

now you have a vore fetish

This should stop after 23 seconds. That first step, with maybe some grilled onions and spicy peppers, a drizzle of italian... fuck.

That banana is as ripe as her eyeballs are lubricated.

...

are armpits food now dumbass

...

...

>moderately fast
shut the fuck up

>bacon wrapped

That is the most insane way to make popcorn I think I've ever seen

Kek whypipo are fucked up this looks so shit and retarded, wearing gloves to cut up chillis? Kek

this is the kind of things vegans point to and say LOOK at this and tell me fish dont feel pain??????

Looks tasty whatever it is

>jalapeños 4
>beef hot dogs 4
>2 jalapeños per hot dog
Stupid.

It's always the fucking gooks.

...

>Watch me devour your flesh

god yes

Leave pepe alone

Any sea or freshwater animals that don't have fins and scales (i.e. anything that isn't a fish) are unclean according to Leviticus.

is lava even that hot? I can handle pretty hot water, i think i could touch that for a few seconds atleast

So this is expensive mashed potatoes?

...

Can teeth be that strong. I've never tested the limits of mine for fear of breaking them

Only if you've never consumed soy in your life.

...

Hahaha soyboy hater. 2 funni

...

>That will be $56,000

The high calcium content of soy products, especially if fortified, is yet another reason why the 'soyboy' meme is only perpetuated by the mentally deficient.

its not even alive, its clearly head removed and gutted

...

...

why are gooks so god damn evil towards the shit they eat

...

>soyboy defending his soy

>batony chop chop

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

it's somewhere around 2,000 F, which is pretty hot. A hot pan in the oven can easily cause tissue damage faster than you can react at only 400 F. If you were a container of free floating water then you could stand to touch lava for a bit since water has such a high heat capacity, but since your water is mostly locked into your microscopic cells and can't make convection currents, if you touch that lava you will suffer tissue damage faster than your pain signals can reflect off of your spine and pull your hand away.