Just ate a bunch of scrambled eggs covered in hot sauce

>just ate a bunch of scrambled eggs covered in hot sauce
>hot sauce bottle says shake well
>forgot to shake it well

how fucked am I, guys?

You should have been shaken well as a baby.

Nigga u gonna die

Just jump up and down and then roll down the stairs.

>find big hill
>roll down it
>problem solved
you'll be fine lad

F

>everyone pretends that this is super problematic

Here, I summed up the whole thread for you.

mustard gas

F, buddy.
F.

Spoilsport

F. You will taste good food in heaven sweet prince.

You are turbo fucked fampai

You're OK this time. But the next time you use the hot sauce, it will be that much hotter. You've been warned.

You're the autistic fuck doing this in the other threads too, isnt it?

Go make another le epic king of the hill mmo thread on /v/ faggot

Quick, set up a livestream so we can all witness your slow and painful death.

>eating scrambled eggs with anything other than salt

Ummm sweetie

Start writing your will on a napkin

Be sure to shake yourself for about an hour. That should fix it.
t. Phd doctor

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I know the others are joking but now you've seriously messed up the ratio of ingredients. They're made with that ratio in the first place. Now you may as well have bought Walmart off-brand trash. I'm really disappointed in you. I would just throw it away

>bottle of juice says shake well
>shake good instead
devilish

fpbp

Yer dead kiddo

kill yourself